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  • Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

    Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

    The sports world is rife with double entendre and pun opportunities, so it should come as no surprise that, intentionally or accidentally, print media can perhaps string some words together in a headline that might come across as a little…odd or unfortunate. Factor in headlines about a sex scandal and you’ve go the trappings of […]

  • Should We Start Calling Golfer Anthony Kim “Mr. Vegas”?

    Should We Start Calling Golfer Anthony Kim “Mr. Vegas”?

    Professional golfer Anthony Kim may not have a nickname yet, but after his last trip to Sin City, perhaps we should be calling him “Mr. Vegas.” In town for the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Kim withdrew from the tournament prior to Wednesday’s opening tee. He stated that it was the result of […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 10/21/10 – Martin Brodeur

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 10/21/10 – Martin Brodeur

    The 2010-11 NHL season has not been kind to Martin Brodeur and the New Jersey Devils thus far.  In his previous two starts, Brodeur has allowed a disappointing seven goals against on 57 shots as his Devils went on to lose both games.  But if there was one city that the 38-year-old netminder would be […]

  • 2010 NFL Fantasy Football: Week 7 Start’em, Sit’em

    2010 NFL Fantasy Football: Week 7 Start’em, Sit’em

    It can be tough to make a decision between starting or sitting specific players throughout your fantasy football season based on favorable and/or tough match-ups. TotalProSports.com is here to help you make such decisions with our weekly Start’em & Sit’em post where we will break down each position and give you some players you may […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Stay Classy Little Pandas

    Picture Of The Day: Stay Classy Little Pandas

    I just don’t understand parents these days.  They fear for their kids’ livelihood every time they see some blood or a half-boob on their television, but they have absolutely no problem dressing them up as panda bears and giving them signs that say “Phuck the Phillies.” Mom and dad must be so proud.  Stay classy […]

  • Over-Exuberant Madden Guy Is Back (Videos with NSFW Language)

    Over-Exuberant Madden Guy Is Back (Videos with NSFW Language)

    He’s back! The man that brought us what just might go down as the best Madden NFL video game commentary is back, and this time he is showing off the determination of Packers’ running back Ryan Grant. And in case you were wondering, the man who refers to himself as Gumby can also play some […]

  • The 9 Most Memorable In-Game Traditions (Videos)

    The 9 Most Memorable In-Game Traditions (Videos)

    In the old days, the only way to experience a special moment at a stadium was to be there. Well, that’s changed quickly. The internet age has enlightened tens of millions as to what goes on in big rivalry games. Is it tantamount to treason? God help us for the Beijing 2028 Olympiad where they […]

  • All That Was Missing Here Was The Stanford Band (Video)

    All That Was Missing Here Was The Stanford Band (Video)

    Many high school football programs have given their best effort to replicate Cal and Stanford’s “The Play”, and although none of their successful imitations will ever be as popular as that final play that took place during “The Big Game” in 1982, that will not stop us from at least giving these kids some recognition […]

  • Caps’ Mites Give Us The Cutest Goal Celebration Ever (Video)

    Caps’ Mites Give Us The Cutest Goal Celebration Ever (Video)

    Goal celebrations in sports are often reserved for the game of soccer, but the Washington Capitals’ promotional staff were looking for a way to add some excitement to their “Miteson Ice” youth hockey mini-games, which take place during the intermission of Caps’ home games. So prior to these little tykes taking the ice, members of […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 10/20/10 – Buster Posey

    The Stat Line of the Night – 10/20/10 – Buster Posey

    Raise your hand if in March you had the San Francisco Giants representing the National League in the World Series. Didn’t think so. Yet, here they are, now just one more victory away from making it back to the big dance. And they wouldn’t be anywhere close without Buster Posey. The 23-year-old catcher has provided […]