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  • 2009 NHL Fantasy 3 Stars: Week 5

    2009 NHL Fantasy 3 Stars: Week 5

    Total Pro Sports – The fifth week of NHL Fantasy 3 Stars has a defensive feel to it with all 3 Stars either on the blue line or between the pipes. We did show some love for the forwards with this week’s honorable mention but don’t expect to see him back for a little while […]

  • The Greatest Soccer Goal Celebration Ever (Video)

    The Greatest Soccer Goal Celebration Ever (Video)

    Generally, when I think of a soccer goal celebration, I think of some Hispanic man screaming “GOOALLLLL!!!!!!” on a Spanish station, while a player slides on his knees on the field and pumps his fists in the air.  That or Brandi Chastain ripping her shirt off in the World Cup of course. In this match […]

  • Memphis Tigers’ Will Coleman Nails the “Kiss Dunk”

    Memphis Tigers’ Will Coleman Nails the “Kiss Dunk”

    Memphis has a tradition of recruiting extremely athletic basketball players right out of high school.  Will Coleman is no different, except this time he was recruited out of Junior College. In this clip, he performs the famous “kiss dunk”, where the dunker actually kisses the rim right before he slams the ball home.  It is […]

  • Soccer Player Badly Fractures Arm (Video)

    Soccer Player Badly Fractures Arm (Video)

    This video is not for the faint of heart.  In it, the player is trying to move the ball up the field and get in position to cross the ball or perhaps even take a shot of his own.  That’s when tragedy strikes, and it isn’t pretty. As the player goes down on the pitch, […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/04/09 – Hideki Matsui

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/04/09 – Hideki Matsui

    Hideki Matsui owned the Phillies and Pedro Martinez and his amazing game 6 production helped the Yankees become the new World Champs — the 27th championship of their storied history. Matsui started the scoring in the bottom of the 2nd, hitting a 2-run homer after an A-Rod walk. The Phillies got one run back in […]

  • 2009 NHL Power Rankings: Week 5

    2009 NHL Power Rankings: Week 5

    In Week 5′s edition of the 2009 NHL Power Rankings we see two young teams going in opposite directions, some Ducks trying to spread their wings…or sharpen their beaks and the Sharks getting back their bite. The biggest loser in our NHL Power Rankings this week were the Edmonton Oilers and Anaheim Ducks, both falling […]

  • New York Yankees Win First World Series in 9 Years

    New York Yankees Win First World Series in 9 Years

    The battle between crafty veteran pitchers Andy Pettitte and Pedro Martinez in Game 6 of the 2009 World Series was won by the lefty, Pettitte.  He was superb in the 7-3 win, leading his Yankees to their first title in 9 years.  After going up 3-1 in the series, the Yankees dropped one to the […]

  • Dwight Howard Wants To “F*ck Somebody Up”

    Dwight Howard Wants To “F*ck Somebody Up”

    The second half has just begun, your team is down by four points, and you already have three personal fouls.  Frustration continues to mount as you see you inch closer to your first loss of the season.  Yes, it is enough to make you want to “F*ck somebody up.” Seemingly taking a page from the […]

  • Reebok Really Cares About How Your Ass Looks (Video)

    Reebok Really Cares About How Your Ass Looks (Video)

    If a company told you that their shoes will help make your ass look great, would you buy them?  Reebok is hoping the answer to that question is an emphatic “YES.” While they will not go so far as to say you will become the next Andressa Soares, their new Easy Tone shoes are made […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

    However tempting it was to copy and paste the word Favre for the next 50 words I – brace yourself mainstream press – thought that other things went on between the end of week 7 and now, the bombshell aftermath of week 8. Okay, bombshell aftermath is a little strong but there are some teams […]

  • Tim Tebow Makes For Quite The Halloween Costume

    Tim Tebow Makes For Quite The Halloween Costume

    Yesterday we proclaimed the Dumb and Dumber costumes of Blackhawks’ forwards Jonathan Toews and Adam Burish to be the winners of this year’s best costume contest. That was before we saw this guy. Tim Tebow has been a popular sports figure in the media this year and you had to assume several college football fans […]

  • Refs No Match For These Hockey Brawlers (Video)

    Refs No Match For These Hockey Brawlers (Video)

    When the scrapers take the ice and have fighting on their mind, there is no stopping them.  Don’t believe me?  Just ask these refs who were privileged enough to be scheduled for this International Hockey League game between the Muskegon Lumberjacks at Fort Wayne Komets which eventually turned into a mini Battle Royal. Late in […]

  • Spank Him Yanks – Daddy To Whup Pedro Tonight

    Spank Him Yanks – Daddy To Whup Pedro Tonight

    When Pedro Martinez takes the mound tonight for the Philadelphia Phillies during game six of the World Series in front of a hostile New York crowd, you can expect to hear them reminding the former Red Sox pitcher who his daddy is. But just in case he forgot, the New York Post was kind enough […]

  • U.S. Speed Skating Finds Sponsorship In The Strangest Places

    U.S. Speed Skating Finds Sponsorship In The Strangest Places

    After DSB Bank NV declared bankruptcy, the U.S. Speedskating team was left to suffer as they had just seen their largest annual cash sponsor abandon them. With their pockets empty and their palms raised in the air looking for some type of financial support, their calls were answered by the most unlikely of sources.  Now, […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/03/09 – Dirk Nowitzki

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/03/09 – Dirk Nowitzki

    Looking to avoid dropping to .500 on the season, the Dallas Mavericks needed a big fourth quarter performance if they were going to come back from a 67-52 deficit against the Utah Jazz.  Playing in front of their home fans, they did not disappoint, erasing their opponent’s 15-point lead and eventually giving themselves the 96-85 […]