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  • Michael Phelps and McLovin Party in Vegas (Pics)

    Michael Phelps and McLovin Party in Vegas (Pics)

    Michael Phelps was out getting his party on in Las Vegas for McLovin’s 21st birthday. It was a huge bash for McLovin, real name Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and some stars were in attendance. But the big question is this: is McLovin kind of like Menudo? Now that he is officially grown up will we still think […]

  • Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Cristiano Ronaldo may have recently ended his two-year soccer goal scoring drought, but there is no way he’s in a slump with the ladies, right? How could he possibly be in a lady-scoring drought when they literally throw their looseness his way every day and night? Maybe he made this ball handler prove her sign’s […]

  • Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Cletus, grabbing some really cheap beers from the fridge: “Hey, what’s going on in the race?” Verne, watching from a lawn chair…in the living room: “You’re not going to believe this — they just went around the track…again!” Cletus: “No way!” Verne: “Way!!” Cletus: “Whooo Verne, it just keeps getting better!” Verne: Ah know! One […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    The world’s highest paid soccer star finally scored a goal after going scoreless for about two years. A pretty spectacular goal by Ronaldo, scored during the 7-0 massacre of the North Korean team. I think there might be another massacre of the North Korean team coming, because Kim Jong Il is totally pissed. I’m pretty […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 6/21/10 – Justin Upton

    The Stat Line of the Night – 6/21/10 – Justin Upton

    Justin Upton has struggled a bit this season early, and so have his Diamondbacks.  Coming into last night the Arizona Diamondbacks were last place in the NL West and beginning a series with the Yankees that seemed sure to end badly for them.  Upton had other plans, however, and Arizona was able to overcome the […]

  • Grandpa Has Wimbledon Fever (GIF)

    Grandpa Has Wimbledon Fever (GIF)

    While most sports fans in England are fixated on the struggles of their English National soccer team, some of the interest has shifted over to the grass courts in London where the 2010 Wimbledon Tennis tournament is set to kick off.  It can be tough to catch the Wimbledon fever during a time like this, […]

  • Anti-Rape Condom To Be Tested During World Cup

    Anti-Rape Condom To Be Tested During World Cup

    If you ask me, rapists are just about the lowest form of humanity, sharing that title with murderers and deadbeat dads.  In order to help prevent these scumbags from getting their jollies at the expense of their defenseless female victims, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has created the Rape-aXe. In all honesty, its description happens to make […]

  • Picture Of The Day: How To Properly Blow A Vuvuzela

    Picture Of The Day: How To Properly Blow A Vuvuzela

    I have never been much of a fan of the vuvuzels, until now!  Suddenly, those annoying African instruments which have been terrorizing the 2010 FIFA World Cup have adopted a rather sexy look, thanks to this lovely Paraguayan fan.  Now that is how you blow a vuvuzela! First it was Larissa Riquelme, and now we […]

  • Phillies Fan Takes A Spill (Video)

    Phillies Fan Takes A Spill (Video)

    Perhaps the only thing worse than falling face first down the stairs at the ballgame is doing so while the camera is on you.  This guy, who was lucky enough to be sitting behind home plate Sunday afternoon to watch Roy Halladay and the Philadelphia Phillies take on the Minnesota Twins, was unlucky enough to […]

  • LAPD Wants To Know If You Can Identify Any Of These Men (Video)

    LAPD Wants To Know If You Can Identify Any Of These Men (Video)

    The mayhem that ensues during post-victory celebrations is nothing new.  Not even in Los Angeles.  However, sometimes such celebrations are taken to the next level, leading to acts of violence, vandalism, and arson.  That was the case following the Lakers’ Game 7 win over the Boston Celtics on Thursday.  With most LA fans in a […]

  • Another Aerial Message For Tiger Woods

    Another Aerial Message For Tiger Woods

    After an incredible third round at Pebble Beach on Saturday, Tiger Woods found himself in contention to win his fourth U.S. Open going into Sunday’s final round.  However, things would not start out smoothly for Tiger on the final day of the tournament, and after a poor drive on the par 4 third hole, Tiger […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 6/20/10 — C.C. Sabathia

    The Stat Line of the Night — 6/20/10 — C.C. Sabathia

    C.C. Sabathia had a pretty bad May.  For most pitchers, a 1-2 record and a 5.15 ERA wouldn’t have been catastrophic for a month, but the expectations for the former Cy Young award winner are a bit higher.  Things did not look to get any easier this month, with C.C. facing both Johan Santana and […]

  • The Chimaera ‘Ratfish’ Is One Ugly Catch (Pics)

    The Chimaera ‘Ratfish’ Is One Ugly Catch (Pics)

    This is no record breaking largemouth bass, but what a catch anyway! This is a real fish that was caught off the Mexican coast in May of last year. Tracy Ehrenberg, general manager of Pisces Sportfishing, said the fake-looking fish resembles “a seal, crossed with a baby marlin, that swallowed a chicken … it has […]

  • Ahhh, My Face! (GIF)

    Ahhh, My Face! (GIF)

    Typical soccer diving from the Brazil game earlier today. Check out this looping Gif of an Ivory Coast player running blindly into a Brazil player and falling to the ground upon impact. The left side of his head hits the right shoulder of the Brazil player, but somehow the Ivory Coast player believes grabbing his […]

  • Picture of the Day: Dude, You Saved My Life

    Picture of the Day: Dude, You Saved My Life

    The days of star center fielder Jimmy Thompson picking on .148 hitting left fielder Matty Smithson are all over.  Jimmy will no longer refer to Matty as “Slump”.  Jimmy will no longer yell “Oh great, Wimpson is up.”  Jimmy will no longer atomic wedgie Matty at school. Jimmy will no longer summon his crew to […]