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  • What If Ryan Miller Played Carl Spackler From “Caddyshack”? (Video)

    What If Ryan Miller Played Carl Spackler From “Caddyshack”? (Video)

    Looks like stopping pucks isn’t the only thing Ryan Miller can do.  The Buffalo Sabres all-star goalie recently showed off some of his acting skills for ESPN: The Magazine. Luckily for Bill Murray, Miller was much too young to play Carl Spackler when the hit movie “Caddyshack” was released back in 1980.  But thanks to […]

  • Bears And Dolphins Fans Do Battle (Video)

    Bears And Dolphins Fans Do Battle (Video)

    What is the best way to keep yourself entertained during a boring football game?  Get a lap dance, of course!  Unfortunately, there simply aren’t enough women who are willing to give your manhood a mid-game grinding to go around.  So what is the second best way to stay entertained?  Fight! Although the Miami Dolphins’ players […]

  • Nice Save Keeper…Insert Sarcastic Face Here (Video)

    Nice Save Keeper…Insert Sarcastic Face Here (Video)

    Yesterday we provided readers with a glimpse of what may very well have been the greatest worst goaltending FAIL ever.  Well Jaroslav Halak, it appears as though your reign atop such a dubious list has lasted a whole one day, thanks to this soccer keeper from Sinop of Brazil’s lower league. During a semi-final first-leg […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The baseball public — and more importantly — the Baseball Writers’ Association of America is coming around to some critical thinking: wins aren’t what they used to be as a pitching stat. Why? Because Seattle Mariners’ pitcher Felix Hernandez was awarded the American League Cy Young with a record of just 13-12. His 13 wins […]

  • 2010 NFL Fantasy Football: Week 11 Start’em, Sit’em

    2010 NFL Fantasy Football: Week 11 Start’em, Sit’em

    It can be tough to make a decision between starting or sitting specific players throughout your fantasy football season based on favorable and/or tough match-ups. TotalProSports.com is here to help you make such decisions with our weekly Start’em & Sit’em post where we will break down each position and give you some players you may […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Is That A Bat, Or A…

    Picture Of The Day: Is That A Bat, Or A…

    So here you have your Red Sox cap, your baseball, and your…WTF??? A part of me would like to think that the figure in the top right corner of this cake is a baseball bat, but when was the last time you have seen a skin-colored baseball bat with that many veins?  Either Brian really […]

  • This Need For Speed Celebrity Smack Talk Soundboard Is Simply Amazing!

    This Need For Speed Celebrity Smack Talk Soundboard Is Simply Amazing!

    Shaq vs. Kobe,  Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Oscar De La Hoya, Chad Ochocinco vs. Bill Belichick, The Situation vs. Ronnie, and even Kanye West vs. President Obama! While trash talking is a big part of professional sports, it is not the only place we find enemies exchanging in a war of words.  Everyone loves to […]

  • You Ain’t Got No Alibi: 9 Ridiculous Cheerleading Scandals

    You Ain’t Got No Alibi: 9 Ridiculous Cheerleading Scandals

    In lines of work that breed depravity, “cheerleader” might be neck and neck with “athlete.” Both are entitled, receive special treatment for their genetic gifts, and are mired in competition and fast living. So it should be no surprise that scandals in the world of cheerleading are as regular as reports of steroid use in […]

  • Devastating Knockout From The Asian Games (Video)

    Devastating Knockout From The Asian Games (Video)

    Damn!  Who is this guy?  The Mike Tyson of the East? I didn’t think it was possible for boxers to get knocked the f*&k out like this while wearing headgear, but Asadullo Boimuradov of Kyrgyzstan has proven otherwise, thanks to his vicious right hand that sent an unconscious Mustafa Farah of Syria to the mat […]

  • Wade Belak Wouldn’t Piss On Sean Avery If He Was On Fire (Audio)

    Wade Belak Wouldn’t Piss On Sean Avery If He Was On Fire (Audio)

    Cheap shots, sucker punches, and commenting on opposing players’ girlfriends will certainly earn you a number of enemies around any professional sports league.  Sean Avery has done all of the above, which is why it should come as no surprise to learn that he is among the most hated (if not the most hated) players […]

  • Selfish Nani Spoils Brilliant Cristiano Ronaldo Goal (Video)

    Selfish Nani Spoils Brilliant Cristiano Ronaldo Goal (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo’s ball-handling skills are no secret, and while the Portuguese soccer star has scored plenty of brilliant goals throughout his career, it appeared as though he was on the verge of netting one of his prettiest during yesterday’s friendly against Spain.  After speeding down the wing with the ball at his feet, Ronaldo quickly […]

  • Jaroslav Halak’s Goaltending FAIL! (Video)

    Jaroslav Halak’s Goaltending FAIL! (Video)

    Like Detroit Red Wings’ television color commentator Mickey Redmond said immediately after this crazy goal, “goaltenders make this move 100 times a night in the NHL.”  However, they never seem to do it in quite the same manner as Blues’ goaltender Jaroslav Halak did last night during a game against the Wings. With his Blues […]