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  • Picture Of The Day: If You Cherish Your Balls (PIC)

    Picture Of The Day: If You Cherish Your Balls (PIC)

    The rule is simple, “Any persons (Except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.”  Take it for what you want, the rule sounds pretty legit to me.  So next time you think about sneaking onto a golf course and look for some golf balls, remember this […]

  • My BUTT is BIG! Nike Women’s Ad Campaign (PIC)

    My BUTT is BIG! Nike Women’s Ad Campaign (PIC)

    And round like the letter C and ten thousand lunges has made it smaller and that’s just fine.  It’s a space heater for my embassador to those who walk behind me it’s a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales.  My BUTT is BIG and thats just fine […]

  • Nice Tackle! (GIF)

    Nice Tackle! (GIF)

    Now this is how you deal with a field trespasser!  You take him down fast and hard.  No ifs, ands, or buts. Perhaps the security personnel at Camden Yards could learn something from the men at Fenway Park, who were quick to the scene when this fan rushed onto the field during an exhibition soccer […]

  • Someone Get This Guy A Plug (Pic)

    Someone Get This Guy A Plug (Pic)

    Saving the environment is cool and all, but I am really beginning to think that maybe these Tesla Roadster drivers are a little too smug for my liking.  I get it!  You drive a f*cking electric car that looks cool and is probably pretty fast.  Good for you.  I don’t need to be reminded of […]

  • Henrik Zetterberg’s Wedding Photo Is A Little Odd, To Say The Least

    Henrik Zetterberg’s Wedding Photo Is A Little Odd, To Say The Least

    What you will find below is not a black-and-white version of Where’s Waldo from the 1920s.  Instead, it is a picture taken from the pre-wedding party of Detroit Red Wings’ forward Henrik Zetterberg.  The Swedish superstar tied the knot with gorgeous Swedish television star Emma Andersson in what many described as one of the country’s […]

  • Picture Of The Day: This Flasher Is Not Friendly On The Eyes

    Picture Of The Day: This Flasher Is Not Friendly On The Eyes

    Ever wonder why some stadiums feel the need to cut off alcohol consumption at times?  Perhaps it is an attempt to keep the shirts on the fat chicks.  If that is in fact the case, it appears as though they are failing miserably in Arizona, and as a result, several fans were left to suffer […]

  • Dallas Digs Dirk, And They Have A Music Video To Prove It

    Dallas Digs Dirk, And They Have A Music Video To Prove It

    With many of the NBA’s biggest superstars packing their bags and heading to a new destination this summer, the fans of the Dallas Mavericks feared that the same would happen to their All-Star center, Dirk Nowitzki.  Fortunately for them, the highly-touted free agent decided to stay with the Mavs after signing a four-year, $80-million deal […]

  • DeWanna Bonner Had The WNBA’s Best/Worst Name

    DeWanna Bonner Had The WNBA’s Best/Worst Name

    “With the fifth pick of the 2009 WNBA Draft, the Phoenix Mercury select DeWanna Bonner.”  Wait, what did you ask me?  Do I want a what? With names like Destinee Hooker out there, it may be tough to call this the greatest name in sports, but I think it is fair to say that DeWanna […]

  • Camden Yards Security Refuses To Run After Field Trespasser

    Camden Yards Security Refuses To Run After Field Trespasser

    Did I miss something here?  Are the security personnel at Camden Yards on strike?  Or are they just the laziest crew in the Major Leagues?  How else can one explain their lack of effort in detaining this young field trespasser during last night’s game against the Minnesota Twins. In all seriousness, this must be some […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    Yankees fans were treated to some fireworks last night as the lowly Royals came to town. Journeyman Bruce Chen took the bump for the hapless Royals, and the Bronx Bombers wiped off their drool long enough to batter him around. Chief among them was the surging Alex Rodriguez. ARod went off on Chen and the […]

  • Joakim Noah Goes Bong Shopping (Pics)

    Joakim Noah Goes Bong Shopping (Pics)

    Seeing a seven foot man with frizzy, freakish hair, a puffy winter jacket, and his jogging pants tucked into his socks shopping for a bong on Chicago’s North Side shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.  And when you find out that the man is none other than Bulls’ center Joakim Noah, such an image […]

  • Brazilian Soccer Club Lays A Beatdown On The Media

    Brazilian Soccer Club Lays A Beatdown On The Media

    If you thought New York Rangers’ head coach John Tortorella was the media’s worst nightmare, think again. Sure, Torts may have a knack for blowing up on the men with the microphones, but he has always managed to keep his cool just enough to refrain from engaging in a physical confrontation with them.  Unfortunately, the […]

  • Herd Of Sheep Interrupt 17th Stange Of Tour de France (Video)

    Herd Of Sheep Interrupt 17th Stange Of Tour de France (Video)

    Why did the sheep cross the road?  To interrupt the Tour de France! The unforgiving ascent up the mountains is difficult enough, but these sheep decided to throw another obstacle in the riders path during their climb up the Col du Soulor.  Fortunately, the riders were able to steer clear of this wandering herd during […]

  • Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System

    Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System

    <img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-36712" title="She wants to know" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/ Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System wp-content/uploads/2010/07/She-wants-to-know.jpg” alt=”She wants to know” width=”322″ height=”592″ /> It may be one of the greatest debates among male sports fans across the world:  Are girls who love sports hot?  Much like the question of whether muscular girls are sexy, this is […]

  • Get This Soccer Player Some Pom Poms (Video)

    Get This Soccer Player Some Pom Poms (Video)

    With a new season about to kick off, Polish club Lech Poznan was set to introduce their fans to this year’s squad, but before doing so, the club’s junior cheerleaders had a dance number prepared.  However, Colombian defender Manuel Arboleda could not wait and decided to steal the show from these young females. He may […]