NEWS

  • Alex Ovechkin’s Skate Blades Are On Fire

    Alex Ovechkin’s Skate Blades Are On Fire

    There should be no questioning Alex Ovechkin’s pride for his home country, Russia.  After all, the Washington Capitals’ sniper has made it clear to the world that he intends to leave the NHL, if need be, in order to play at the 2014 Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia. When Ovi took to the ice with […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 2/16/10 – Derrick Rose

    The Stat Line of the Night – 2/16/10 – Derrick Rose

    In his first All-Star game Derrick Rose was quietly impressive, but chose to defer to his senior teammates for the most part.  Now that he’s back with the Bulls battling for playoff position, he isn’t being as timid.  Last night the Bulls took on the Knicks in Chicago and Rose showed exactly what it was […]

  • Human Trampoline Torpedo (GIF)

    Human Trampoline Torpedo (GIF)

    Trampolines are ridiculously fun.  I remember as a kid one of my friends had one and all I wanted to do after school everyday was jump on his trampoline.  In this little gif, all the fun and games involved in trampolines are exposed for how dangerous, and hilarious, they can be. Now everyone has seen […]

  • Team China Sexual Stretches at the Olympics (Video)

    Team China Sexual Stretches at the Olympics (Video)

    What’s Team China preparing for here — some ice dancing or some gang banging?  Take a look at these two Chinese Olympic athletes stretching by the closed concession stand in preparation for Lord knows what competition it is they’re participating in. The Chinese lady is doing some serious lower back and neck stretches, as if […]

  • Snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis Nyquil Ad is, um, Depressing

    Snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis Nyquil Ad is, um, Depressing

    I’m not quite sure what to make of the following Nyquil advertisement.  The medicine is supposed to help with a cold and give you a better night’s rest “for a better [looking] tomorrow.”  However, they’ve depicted U.S. snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis as if she has just overdosed on the medicine (like a few celebrities have in […]

  • Olympic Ski Kitty (PIC)

    Olympic Ski Kitty (PIC)

    If you’re taking your kitten out for a little stroll in the dead of winter, why not try giving it some Olympic ski goggles?  Then your little kitty can feel like Lindsay Vonn as it saunters about in the snow.  Heck, even the gold bell around its neck can be the pseudo gold medal.  If […]

  • Jimmy Johnson Now Sells ExtenZe in New Commercial

    Jimmy Johnson Now Sells ExtenZe in New Commercial

    How bout them Cowboys?! How bout those…penis enhancement pills? Jimmy Johnson is appearing in a new ad to promote “ExtenZe”, a pill that supposedly increases your size, your pleasure, and I’m sure does housework too. Seriously — how much money does one person need? Did Jimmy Johnson have some money invested with Bernie Madoff? Does […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 2/15/10 – Kemba Walker

    The Stat Line of the Night – 2/15/10 – Kemba Walker

    The University of Connecticut men’s basketball program has had an extremely tough year in the Big East.  Although they were projected to be one of the top teams in the country to start the season, a litany of tough losses has thrust them to the brink of of not making the NCAA tournament for the […]

  • Trust (PIC)

    Trust (PIC)

    Everyone always talks about how golf is not really a team sport. Everyone clearly hasn’t seen this picture. Obviously no one would recommend this to their friends, especially if your friends with Charles Barkley, but you have to respect anyone who would agree to lay down and have someone tee off of their…umm…behind. Oh and […]

  • Hockey Game Video Board Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong

    Hockey Game Video Board Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong

    There’s typically a code of conduct when it comes to a wedding proposal. Now, some guys might be under the assumption that because they just spent all of their life savings on a ring that they should be able to propose however the hell they want.  I think that’s relatively fair, but you have to […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 2/14/10 – Dwyane Wade

    The Stat Line of the Night – 2/14/10 – Dwyane Wade

    All-Star Weekend was not all that entertaining this year, until the actual game.  The Rookie Challenge was alright, and the dunk contest fell on its face, but Dwyane Wade made the actual All-Star Game fun and relevant.  The East had a lot of great stars but Wade definitely won the night as well as the […]

  • The ‘Urinal Bowl’ (PIC)

    The ‘Urinal Bowl’ (PIC)

    A goalpost in a urinal? Why not? Check the pic — the urinal cake looks like a domed stadium. I bet this is helpful for those spaztic pee guys. And if we can get them to keep it in their own urinals, then it’s a victory for all of us. Unless this guy shows up […]

  • Do Steroids Cause Bitch Tits? (PIC)

    Do Steroids Cause Bitch Tits? (PIC)

    The debate as to whether the use of steriods could lead to future health or physical abnormalities has been highly debated for decades. After some research, TPS was able to uncover some concrete evidence to support the argument that yes in-fact steriods can cause serious physical mutations. If you don’t believe us, just check out […]

  • Did He Just Celebrate By Biting His…? (GIF)

    Did He Just Celebrate By Biting His…? (GIF)

    When it comes to celebrations, soccer rarely disappoints.  Sometimes they may be quite comical, and other times they can be a little too homoerotic for some.  Let’s chalk this one up as a bit of both.  Unlike Cristiano Ronaldo, this guy was not afraid of his teammate’s member.  In fact, he seems to be quite […]