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  • Picture Of The Day: I’ve Got Your Back

    Picture Of The Day: I’ve Got Your Back

    I’m not sure where to start with this one, so let’s begin with the hot blond on the bottom.  Damn she’s flexible!  Had we seen this earlier, there is no doubt we would have included her in our list of 25 amazingly flexible females.  As for her “partner,” that is where things seem to get […]

  • You Will Never See A More Disgusting Goring Than This!

    You Will Never See A More Disgusting Goring Than This!

    I have never fully understood the concept behind bullfighting, and this is exactly why.  This afternoon in the arena of Las Ventas in Madrid, Spanish bullfighter Julio Aparicio was the victim of one of the most gruesome gorings I have ever seen. The perpetrator was a bull by the name of Opíparo, and when the […]

  • Epic Garbage Shot (GIF)

    Epic Garbage Shot (GIF)

    Eat your heart out Dude Perfect.  You may have perfected the art of the long basketball shot, but you will never be able to sink the garbage into a distant can like this guy.  Who knew that taking out the trash could be so fun.  Now if only every parent could get their children to […]

  • Nike’s Three Minute World Cup Commercial Is Here, And It’s Amazing!

    Nike’s Three Minute World Cup Commercial Is Here, And It’s Amazing!

    Nike’s incredible commercials have become a common theme every four years when the World Cup of soccer comes along, and with the world’s largest sporting tournament set to kick off in South Africa in three weeks, we are proud to bring you their latest masterpiece. Sticking to their theme of “Write the Future,” some of […]

  • He Must Have Really Wanted That Jersey (Video)

    He Must Have Really Wanted That Jersey (Video)

    Exchanging jerseys with the opposition has become somewhat of a tradition following soccer matches, but after the Spanish team Malaga completed their final game of the season, some of their players decided to share their jerseys with the fans instead.

    Seems like a nice gesture. At least that was what I thought, until I saw this.

  • Picture Of The Day: Way To Use Your Head

    Picture Of The Day: Way To Use Your Head

    Sometimes two wheels are simply not enough.  So what do you do when you don’t have a third?  Use your head…literally! That was exactly what this guy was thinking, and whether he was able to save himself from a disastrous fall, like we have seen others do before him, remains unknown, but for the time […]

  • T-Rex Throws First Pitch At Memphis Triple-A Game (Video)

    T-Rex Throws First Pitch At Memphis Triple-A Game (Video)

    At about this time last summer we brought you what may have very well been the strangest opening pitch ever after Dave Mercer brought his fishing rod to the mound to perform the “opening cast” prior to a Toronto Blue Jays game.  It is one year later and we have finally found someone who has […]

  • Worst Wrestling Entrance Ever (Video)

    Worst Wrestling Entrance Ever (Video)

    When it comes to the world of sports entertainment wrestling, your entrance is just as important as what you do in the ring.  With that being said, I think it is fair to say that this guy doesn’t have much of a future in the squared circle. Joining the ranks of others who have entertained […]

  • Coaches Get Involved In Germany vs. Swiss Post-Game Melee

    Coaches Get Involved In Germany vs. Swiss Post-Game Melee

    Had it been Canada, Russia, the Czechs, USA, or just about any other country, it wouldn’t have been all that surprising, but the Swiss?  Aren’t they supposed to be neutral? Things got nasty at the conclusion of a quarter-final match between Germany and Switzerland at the IIHF World Hockey Championships.  It all started after the […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/20/10 – Carlos Pena

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/20/10 – Carlos Pena

    The bad news for Tampa Bay Rays fans is that power-slugging first baseman Carlos Pena has been fairly awful so far in 2010. The good news is that going into last night’s game against the Yankees, the Rays were still in first place by four games over the hated Yankees. The other good news? Pena […]

  • Thug With A Gun Gets His Ass Kicked By Skaters (Video)

    Thug With A Gun Gets His Ass Kicked By Skaters (Video)

    There may be nothing that says “bitch” more than pulling a gun on someone, especially when that someone does not have a gun of his own.  And with that being said, it couldn’t have made me happier to see this bitch get his ass absolutly annihilated by a skinny little skateboarder kid. I mean come […]

  • Midget Wrestling Looks To Make A Big Splash On Spike

    Midget Wrestling Looks To Make A Big Splash On Spike

    Spike TV has developed a reputation as the ultimate television network for men, and is there anything that men like more than wrestling and midgets?  Okay, so perhaps they prefer to be called little people, and Spike will hope that these little people will bring big ratings to the network this summer when they introduce […]

  • Argentine Coach Diego Maradona Runs Over A Reporter’s Leg (Video)

    Argentine Coach Diego Maradona Runs Over A Reporter’s Leg (Video)

    He made a name for himself by scoring a World Cup goal with “the hand of God,” but for the next week or so, Diego Maradona may become better known for running over “the legs of mankind.” The bench boss of Argentina’s World Cup squad has once again made headlines, this time for running over […]

  • Picture Of The Day: A ‘Back To The Future’ Workout

    Picture Of The Day: A ‘Back To The Future’ Workout

    We here at TotalProSports have always endorsed any kind of physical activity among our readers.  If you are not going to sit at your computer and check out our posts, then why not get off your ass and sweat off some pounds.  And if you are having trouble finding the motivation to do so, maybe […]

  • The London 2012 Mascots Are Watching You!

    The London 2012 Mascots Are Watching You!

    Talk about creepy, Wenlock and Mendeville are just that.  The two mascots of the 2012 Olympic Games in London were unveiled on Wednesday and it appears as though organizers had to reach beyond our galaxy to find these monstrosities. Looking like something out of a Simpsons Halloween special, these one-eyed lobster-clawed figures were apparently created […]