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  • Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    While pitchers are throwing perfect games at the south end of Chicago, those guys in the north are still trying to figure out those tricky baseball hats.  We already knew they could be a little crazy at times, and their hygiene may be of question at times, but we never suspected plain stupidity. We are […]

  • Georgia Bulldogs John Cock Shows His Cox…Or Something Like That

    Georgia Bulldogs John Cock Shows His Cox…Or Something Like That

    Total Pro Sports – Photoshop has become a useful tool these days.  There is not better way to enhance a picture than through the use of such a program.  Take the Panama cricket booty girls for example, who went from average asses to super booties.  So where was the Adobe picture altering program when John […]

  • Keith Eloi Jumps Out Of A Pool Backwards!

    Keith Eloi Jumps Out Of A Pool Backwards!

    Total Pro Sports – Last time we saw Keith Eloi of the Washington Redskins he was jumping into the back of a closed pickup truck wearing flip-flops.  Now he is back again, and more impressive than ever. We have seen others such as BJ Penn and Jarron Gilbert jump out of a three-foot pool.  In […]

  • ‘Sugar’ Shane Mosley and PETA Team Up Against Dogfighting

    ‘Sugar’ Shane Mosley and PETA Team Up Against Dogfighting

    Total Pro Sports – Dogfighting has been a problem for quite some time, but only since the Michael Vick incident has it become such a hot topic throughout the media.  Awareness was raised during his trial, and prior to his release we were treated to some pics of the dogs retrieved from his house, and […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/23/09 – Mark Buehrle

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/23/09 – Mark Buehrle

    Total Pro Sports – This one was a no-brainer.  Yesterday afternoon Mark Buehrle took the mound against the Tampa Bay Rays at U.S. Cellular Field.  Twenty-seven of their players stepped into the batters box to face him and they all went down, one by one as he became only the 18th pitcher in MLB history […]

  • Tale Of The Tapes:  The Erin Andrews Peephole vs. The LeBron James Dunk

    Tale Of The Tapes: The Erin Andrews Peephole vs. The LeBron James Dunk

    <a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07 What To Do When Your Ex Girlfriend Is Dating Your Friend /erin-andrews-and-lebron-james.jpg”>Total Pro Sports – Over the past week or so, we have been blessed with the unveiling of not one, but two tapes that will forever be entrenched in the history of the sports blogosphere. It all started last Friday when we were […]

  • Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Total Pro Sports – Who would have known, but I guess along with his student card, drivers license and VISA, Tim Tebow has also been carrying around his V-Card.  At least that is what he was telling Clay Travis of FanHouse.  I guess the Tim Tebow panties never came off when he was with his […]

  • Bidding War Ensued For Jordan Crawford Dunk On LeBron James Video

    Bidding War Ensued For Jordan Crawford Dunk On LeBron James Video

    Total Pro Sports -We all know the story by now.  A high school kid named Jordan Crawford dunks on LeBron James at his Skills Academy.  The video is destroyed by Nike.  Word comes out that TMZ is posting the video, and yesterday they did just that, only to be outdone by a better version displayed […]

  • Joe Flacco Wants To Play On Your Fantasy Football Team

    Joe Flacco Wants To Play On Your Fantasy Football Team

    Total Pro Sports – Looking for the right quarterback to lead your 2009 fantasy football squad to the championship?  It may be a risk taking Tom Brady too early after he missed the entire 2008 season with a torn ACL.  With the growing depth at the quarterback position, you may decide to take your running […]

  • Derek Fisher Hits Amazing 33-Foot Shot From Above

    Derek Fisher Hits Amazing 33-Foot Shot From Above

    Total Pro Sports – Throughout last season’s NBA playoffs we were treated to some great shooting from several different players.  While LeBron James was busy draining buckets off the court, Derek Fisher was doing so on it. Now with the season over, he has one-upped James in the trick shot department. In Los Angeles to […]

  • Top Pick Matthew Stafford Enjoys Beach, Babes, Breasts, and Booze

    Top Pick Matthew Stafford Enjoys Beach, Babes, Breasts, and Booze

    Total Pro Sports – They say a picture tells a thousand words.  I can easily think of four in this picture of Detroit Lions quarterback of the future, Matthew Stafford: Beach, Babes, Booze and Boobs.  Sounds like an Arizona State cheerleader party, minus Hugh Jackman. I guess life is good when you are the NFL’s […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/22/09 – Marco Scutaro

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/22/09 – Marco Scutaro

    Total Pro Sports – Once again we turn to the Cleveland Indians vs. Toronto Bule Jays series for our Stat Line of the Night.  With the rumor mill in Toronto surrounding Jays ace Roy Halladay, it was another possible piece of trade bait that put on a show last night at the Rogers Centre.  Shortstop […]