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  • 40 Richest People in MMA History

    40 Richest People in MMA History

    Remember on Friends when Monica thought her billionaire boyfriend Pete—played by Jon Favreau—was going to propose to her because he said he had something “really big” to tell her, but really he was just going to say he would be competing in the Ultimate Fighting Championship? Well, if you do, then you know back in 1997, […]

  • Vernon Davis Gets Tackled by His Crotch (GIF)

    Vernon Davis Gets Tackled by His Crotch (GIF)

    In any game between gentlemen, it can be assumed that one’s crotch and all appendages therein are safe from any intentional grabs, gouges, or strikes during play. But unfortunately for Vernon Davis of the San Francisco 49ers, St. Lous Rams safety T.J. McDonald is no gentleman. The play appears at first to be more awkward […]

  • Vikings Cordarrelle Patterson High-Fives Ref in TD Celebration (GIF)

    Vikings Cordarrelle Patterson High-Fives Ref in TD Celebration (GIF)

    After Cordarrelle Patterson rushed 33 yards for a touchdown during the Vikings‘ game against the Bears on Sunday, he must have been pretty excited. So excited, in fact, that high-fiving his teammates on the field just wasn’t enough. So he turned to the nearest available party, which just so happened to be an official, and […]

  • Rob Ford Stole Somebody’s Seat at the Buffalo Bills Game

    Rob Ford Stole Somebody’s Seat at the Buffalo Bills Game

    Most of the English-speaking world now knows about Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s love of booze, crack, and colorful language. However, most people probably don’t know about his love of football—unless they’re regular readers of Total Pro Sports, that is. If you are a regular reader of this site, then you remember last year when we […]

  • This Day In Sports History (December 2nd) — Andre Ware

    This Day In Sports History (December 2nd) — Andre Ware

    It was on this day in 1989 that University of Houston quarterback Andre Ware was named the Heisman Trophy winner.  Ware became the first black quarterback to win the prestigious award. The 1989 season was Ware’s junior year and he had an outstanding season, throwing for 4,699 yards, 44 touchdowns, and setting an incredible 26 […]

  • When Knowshon Moreno Cries You’d Better Grab Your Umbrella (GIF)

    When Knowshon Moreno Cries You’d Better Grab Your Umbrella (GIF)

    A professional football playing brought to tears by the national anthem on Thanksgiving weekend? That’s a cute story—something your patriotic aunt who doesn’t care about football but loves America would appreciate. However, this post isn’t just about a professional football player crying during the national anthem. It’s about a professional football player crying the biggest […]

  • Stat Line of the Night — 12/1/2013 — Peyton Manning

    Stat Line of the Night — 12/1/2013 — Peyton Manning

    At the end of the year, when they ask how the West was won in the AFC, the answer will be simple: With Peyton Manning‘s arm. That arm of Peyton’s was busy tearing apart the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense on Sunday, as the Broncos quarterback completed 22 of his 35 passes for 403 yards, five […]

  • The Internet is Flooded With Iron Bowl Fan Reactions (Videos)

    The Internet is Flooded With Iron Bowl Fan Reactions (Videos)

    You know the insane field goal return for a touchdown that ended yesterday’s 2013 Iron Bowl game between the Auburn Tigers and the Alabama Crimson Tide must have been a big deal, since YouTube is experiencing a deluge of fan reaction videos from both Auburn and Alabama supporters (I’ll let you decide which of those […]

  • Basketball Has a New Greatest Name: Steeve Ho You Fat (Video)

    Basketball Has a New Greatest Name: Steeve Ho You Fat (Video)

    Hyper Vocal’s Slade Sohmer was in Paris over the weekend, and decided to take in some basketball while he was there. It was between Paris-Levallois and Cholet, and featured big names like Duke’s Daniel Ewing and Michigan State’s Aloysius Anagonye, but Sohmer made a discovery that outdid all of them: Steeve Ho You Fat. As […]

  • NFL’s Chris Johnson and Devin Hester Race a Cheetah (GIFs)

    NFL’s Chris Johnson and Devin Hester Race a Cheetah (GIFs)

    The cheetah is the fastest land animal on Earth, so it might seen natural to arrange a race between it and some of the fastest humans around. Answering the challenge placed by Nat Geo Wild for their “Big Cat Week” of programming was Chicago Bears wide receiver Devin Hester and Tennessee Titans running back Chris […]

  • 15 Female Athletes We’re Thankful For In 2013

    15 Female Athletes We’re Thankful For In 2013

    Obviously, there are a lot of things for which we all should be very thankful—things like freedom, family, 21st century medicine, the internet, football, and beer. However, way, way up at the top of the list, right in between combination Pizza Hut-Taco Bells and the iPhone 5S, there’s this: attractive female athletes. Not only does […]