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  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/07/09 – Paul Konerko

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/07/09 – Paul Konerko

    Total Pro  Sports – The Chicago White Sox have been on quite a tear recently, and last night Paul Konerko’s bat followed suit.  Looking to remain two games back of top spot in the AL Central, they used a career day from the first baseman to top the Cleveland Indians 10-6. Konerko was on fire […]

  • A Tribute To Michael Jackson, By Ron Artest?  This Should Be Good

    A Tribute To Michael Jackson, By Ron Artest? This Should Be Good

    Total Pro Sports – Just when we thought Arland Bruce’s tribute to the late Michael Jackson could not be topped, we are once again proven wrong. Ron Artest has recently made headlines with his move to the Lakers, and what better place to boost your singing career than Los Angeles.  For his first big hit, […]

  • Spectator Takes Anthony Kim’s Ball In The Ass (SFW)

    Spectator Takes Anthony Kim’s Ball In The Ass (SFW)

    Total Pro Sports – The 18th hole at the Congressional Country Club can be a dangerous one…to fans that is.  And to think that Charles Barkley was not even around for this one. Okay.  So maybe it is not that dangerous.  Or better yet, perhaps any hole where a spectator decides that he is better […]

  • World’s Strongest Vagina Just Got Stronger

    World’s Strongest Vagina Just Got Stronger

    Total Pro Sports – Let’s file this one under WTF!  We have seen world records for many things before:  the highest kick; longest soccer ball juggling; and now the strongest vagina. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, Russia, is 42-years-old, but her vagina remains as strong as ever.  She has exercised her love-box for fifteen years and […]

  • Fat Man Calls Serena Williams Overweight…F*cking Hypocrite!

    Fat Man Calls Serena Williams Overweight…F*cking Hypocrite!

    Total Pro Sports – Jason Whitlock is a large man who is currently writing for FoxSports.com.  He has been praised with the National Journalism Award for Commentary for “his ability to seamlessly integrate sports and social commentary and to challenge widely held assumptions along the racial divide.” Now he is seemingly challenging Serena Williams to […]

  • Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”

    Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”

    Total Pro Sports – Any doctor will tell you that you should not hold it in.  It just isn’t good for you bladder.  Well the New York Yankees would have had you thinking otherwise until recently.  Thankfully, things have changed over the course of time and you are now free to head to the washrooms […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    Total Pro Sports – It was a tough decision on this one.  Two pitchers threw complete game shutouts.  Both allowing minimal hits.  One with more strikeouts, but the other with less hits and no walks allowed.  So who did we take?  Seattle’s Jarrod Washburn was our man for last night, but barely over Oakland pitcher […]

  • Brazilian Legend Falcão Scores Unreal Indoor Soccer Goal

    Brazilian Legend Falcão Scores Unreal Indoor Soccer Goal

    Total Pro Sports – He is considered to be the world’s best futsal player and after watching this remarkable goal, that should come as no surprise. Alessandro Rosa Vieira, also known as Falcão, was at the Grand Prix de Futsal, one of the largest annual indoor football tournaments.  Representing his home country Brazil, he carried […]

  • Swedish Female Soccer Fans Just As Intense As The Males

    Swedish Female Soccer Fans Just As Intense As The Males

    Total Pro Sports – Everyone loves a streaker.  Whether they are showing off an over-sized belly, harassing Roger Federer and Lionel Messi, or just getting plain naked, they always seem to put on a show.  This Swedish female did just that as she showed us all it isn’t only the males who can show support […]

  • Canoodling Women Who Aren’t His Wife Nothing New For Steve McNair

    Canoodling Women Who Aren’t His Wife Nothing New For Steve McNair

    Total Pro Sports – Steve McNair may have been a great man to many, but seemingly not to his wife.  After his death early Saturday morning, most became aware of his extramarital affairs with 20-year-old Sahel Kazemi.  Now photos have surfaced of McNair cuddling with a stripper in 2007, and yes he was still married […]

  • Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???:  We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???: We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Total Pro Sports – The feud between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, whether it still exists or not, is seemingly one that A-Rod just can’t win.  You don’t see Jeter getting caught using steroids or taking part in nightclub threesomes, and the ladies have taken note.  Well at least the very young ones have. During […]

  • John Roddick Eats Booger, Watches Brother Andy Lose Heartbreaker

    John Roddick Eats Booger, Watches Brother Andy Lose Heartbreaker

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday’s men’s final at Wimbledon between Andy Roddick and Roger Federer was an instant classic.  A five-set thriller, which lasted 4 hours 16 minutes, was eventually won by Federer giving him the record for most career Grand Slams with 15. The fifth and final set lasted an astounding 30 games (16-14 […]

  • Columbian Soccer Player Shoots Heckling Fan

    Columbian Soccer Player Shoots Heckling Fan

    Total Pro Sports – The next time you go to a sporting event and decide it may be fun to heckle some of the players, you may want to reconsider.  Israel Castillo sure wishes he had.  Unfortunately, now he is dead. Javier Florez, a midfielder for Barranquilla’s Atletico Junior Team in Columbia, shot Castillo with […]

  • Bob Gainey Will Not Be Influenced By A Protest

    Bob Gainey Will Not Be Influenced By A Protest

    Total Pro Sports – The fans have spoken, but Bob Gainey is not about to listen to them. Montreal Canadiens supporters staged a protest yesterday outside the Bell Centre in hopes of convincing the teams General Manager to re-sign their beloved free agent winger Alexei Kovalev.  About 100 fans paraded around the building and chanted […]