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Mario Lemieux Sure Can Throw A Stanley Cup Party
Having won two of his own during his playing years with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Mario Lemieux is no stranger to Stanley Cup victory parties. Unfortunately some of the current Pens may be, so Mario decided to show them what its all about. At his unbelievable mansion in Siwickley, Pa, Lemieux threw a party for the […]
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/15/09 – Felix Hernandez
Total Pro Sports – In a season filled with mediocrity thus far, the Seattle Mariners do have one bright spot to dwell on. That is their young ace Felix Hernandez, as he displayed his talents once again last night. Coming off a string outing last game in which he only allowed one run, Hernandez upped […]
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Sleazy Salvadorian Men Grope Large Breasted Woman At Soccer Game
Total Pro Sports – If you are looking for an example of indecency, look no further than soccer fans in El Salvador. Someone may want to tell them that the naive years of females as objects without rights are long gone. Perhaps their women’s rights movements have developed at the same sluggish speed as their […]
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Supermodel Joanna Krupa Has Some Unkind Words For Terrell Owens On “Superstars”
Total Pro Sports – So the usual chain of events is Terrell Owens rips on a teammate, then the media rips on Terrell Owens. Well supermodel Joanna Krupa decided to turn the whole thing inside out and get in on the action. A clip was discovered for the upcoming show “Superstars” which will debut on […]
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Tennis To Begin Penalizing Grunters
Total Pro Sports – It is one of the more unusual parts of the game. Men and Women of the tennis world who feel the need to grunt at each swing of the racket. Hockey players do not grunt when taking shots or delivering hits. Baseball players don’t do it when pitching or hitting. Basketball […]
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Penguins Fans Have Great Throwing Arms
Total Pro Sports – Should the Pittsburgh Steelers be looking for a replacement quarterback if something terrible happens to Ben Roethlisberger, they may have found the perfect fit at the Penguins Stanley Cup parade. My only question is how did throwing a football around become part of a hockey celebration? With the video camera rolling, […]
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Erin Andrews Butt Cam Is Newest ESPN Invention
Total Pro Sports – What better way to make college baseball more interesting than trying out some new things. ESPN did so during the game between Arkansas and LSU when they showed viewers what they have all been waiting for. Drum roll please……The ESPN Erin Andrews Butt Cam! Its everything the name says it is. […]
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Balsillie’s Bid To Buy and Move Coyotes Rejected
Total Pro Sports – With the NHL season over, there is now plenty of time to talk about the possibility of the Phoenix Coyotes moving North of the Boarder to Hamilton, Ontario. Well after yesterday’s court ruling, that issue has ended as well. Judge Redfield T. Baum announced in a 21 page decision that he […]
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Indians Celebrate Anniversary of “Major League” Movie
Total Pro Sports – Last night marked the 20th anniversary of the popular baseball comedy “Major League”. A movie about a dysfunctional Cleveland Indian baseball team that goes on to win the pennant, it is referred to by some as the greatest baseball movie ever, or at least one of the best comedies of the […]
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Carlos Pardo Wins NASCAR Race, Dies In Crash
Total Pro Sports – In one of the most tragic and unusual finishes in auto racing ever, NASCAR Mexico driver Carlos Pardo was involved in a terrible accident with only a few laps remaining, leaving his car in hundreds of pieces, ending the race, earning himself the victory, and eventually taking his life. The race […]
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Artie Lange Takes Over On Joe Buck Live
Total Pro Sports – Artie Lange made his way onto the airwaves last night, and of all the possible shows he could have done it on, it was none other than Joe Buck’s debut show. In case you don’t remember, that’s the same Joe Buck who was insulted by Randy Moss faking to moon the […]
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/15/09 – Giuseppe Rossi
Total Pro Sports – Another day at the FIFA Confederations Cup. Another great individual performance. This time it had an interesting storyline to go with it. The defending World Cup champions were taking on a resilient American side. Even down a man after Ricardo Clark was sent off with a red card, the USA managed […]
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Razorback Fans Get A Little Rowdy On Live News
Total Pro Sports – Baseball does not seem to get much attention on College campuses, or on television for that matter. Maybe that’s why fans of the Arkansas Razorbacks decided to take full advantage of their opportunity in front of the camera. Too bad Mike Irwin of KFSM Fayetteville wasn’t feeling their needs. As Mike […]
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Balls Fly During Naked Mens Rugby Match
Total Pro Sports – This was likely the most awkward scrum ever witnessed in a rugby match. With the two hookers kicking away, hopefully the only ball to take a cleat was the one used to play the game. The nude rugby international, which takes place each year in Dunedin, New Zealand as a celebration […]
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Don Cherry Has His Hands Full With Giant Octopus
Total Pro Sports – Who better to give an intro to the ever-so-important game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals. Don Cherry was in the Detroit river to kick off the big night and he brought a giant friend with him. It all starts with the names of grinders popping up on the screen. Then […]
