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  • C.C. Sabathia Is Not A Fan Of Grenade Spam

    C.C. Sabathia Is Not A Fan Of Grenade Spam

    It seems as though Yankees’ pitcher C.C. Sabathia has it all; a World Series Championship ring, tons of cash, and a giant $15-million mansion.  So what is he doing out there on the battle field risking his life?  I wonder if the Yanks can void his contract for this? Sabathia (not the real one) can […]

  • It’s The Oregon Ducks Clown Lineup

    It’s The Oregon Ducks Clown Lineup

    The Oregon Ducks football team has been getting themselves in quite a bit of hot water lately, easily asserting themselves as the baddest team off the gridiron in America (sorry Cincinnati Bengals, but your reign atop of this list is long gone).  With several players having become familiar with real police lineups, one creative artist […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 3/17/10 – Andrea Bargnani

    The Stat Line of the Night – 3/17/10 – Andrea Bargnani

    With less than 20 games remaining in the season, every game for teams that are fighting for a playoff spot are considered must-win games. This is where the Toronto Raptors find themselves after a long skid. Having won only one of their last nine games, the Raps were desperate for a win as they took […]

  • Screw Your Wave Runner (GIF)

    Screw Your Wave Runner (GIF)

    We here at TPS are always looking for ways to make any sport even better.  No athletic activity is off limits.  Every sport can be improved upon in some way.  Even water skiing! Sure, you would think that it can’t get much better than gliding through the crystal clear water on a beautiful summer day […]

  • Obama’s Bracket Has Kansas Taking The Title (w/Video)

    Obama’s Bracket Has Kansas Taking The Title (w/Video)

    With the beginning of the NCAA March Madness Tournament set to kick off tomorrow, everyone is rushing to get their final brackets in.  It can take some time figuring out which teams will be able to pull off the upset, and which top-ranked teams will put together a good run.  Analyzing a bracket can be […]

  • Seton Hall’s Herb Pope Delivers A Double-Groin-Shot (Video)

    Seton Hall’s Herb Pope Delivers A Double-Groin-Shot (Video)

    Let the assault on athlete’s groins continue! In the NHL, there appears to be a great deal of focus on the protection of players’ heads.  Perhaps the same type of focus should be adopted in the NCAA, but rather than protecting the heads of these athletes, it should be their groins getting most of the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: ‘Um Coach?’

    Picture Of The Day: ‘Um Coach?’

    Everyone loves a good team picture.  After all, it isn’t often that a team has the opportunity to come together and display their racist views, or show off some incredibly poor playoff beards.  As for these two guys in this team picture, I think their actions would be best kept away from the camera It […]

  • The Carolina Panthers’ Backfield Takes A Shot At Karaoke

    The Carolina Panthers’ Backfield Takes A Shot At Karaoke

    The backfield duo of DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart may be pleasing on the eyes ever Sunday when they take their shot at the end zone (especially for their fantasy owners), but when it comes to taking their shot at the the microphone, they are definitely not kind on the ears. Unfortunately, that did not […]

  • It’s The March Madness Rap (Video)

    It’s The March Madness Rap (Video)

    The 64-team field has been decided and now it is time to bring together the best teams in the NCAA for the next three weeks, until  there is only one school left standing. Yes, it is March Madness time, and that means there will be no sleeping until April, at least for some. As for […]

  • GSP Is The UFC’s ‘Ladies Man’

    GSP Is The UFC’s ‘Ladies Man’

    It is no secret that just about any female who pays attention to the UFC does so in large part because of Welterweight Champion, Georges St-Pierre, and his popular bicycle shorts.  When you have this many women chasing you around, trying to be your next big catch (check out the 6:03 mark when one hottie […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 3/16/10 — LeBron James

    The Stat Line of the Night — 3/16/10 — LeBron James

    LeBron James is no stranger to great games, but it didn’t look like the matchup between the Cavs and Pistons was going to be one of them last night.  Until the 4th quarter of course.  Through the first 3 quarters, LeBron was just 5-15 and was struggling to get going.  In the 4th he went […]

  • Picture of the Day: The Swastikas Hockey Team (1916)

    Picture of the Day: The Swastikas Hockey Team (1916)

    Here’s a picture of the most racist Canadian hockey team ever, The Swastikas. No, not really. Before it became associated with the Nazis, swastikas had been used for hundreds of years as a symbol of good luck and prosperity.   The Windsor Swastikas adopted the, now controversial, logo as early as 1905.   According to […]

  • Steve Nash Gives Robin Lopez His Balls Talk (Video)

    Steve Nash Gives Robin Lopez His Balls Talk (Video)

    I’ve always been a big fan of Steve Nash.  I used to play point guard for an AAU team and had long hair just like him.  Unfortunately, I wasn’t good enough for people to catch on to the slight similarities in looks and call me Steve Nash, but I still liked him nonetheless.  My affinity […]

  • Streaker Hits the Dog Show (PICS)

    Streaker Hits the Dog Show (PICS)

    What a world we live in. We’ve had streakers at all sorts of different sporting events. They’ve flaunted their nakedness at soccer and tennis matches, football and baseball games and more. The streakers must have initiated a new marketing plan. Because we just had our first streaker at…the Dog Show. Seriously. As the crowd and […]

  • Matt Frattin Destroys Kevin Wehrs during WCHA Playoffs

    Matt Frattin Destroys Kevin Wehrs during WCHA Playoffs

    Where I’m from this is called getting Kronwalled.   Some might call it getting knocked the … you know … out. North Dakota forward, Matt Frattin, absolutely destroyed Minnesota Gophers’ defenseman, Kevin Wehrs into the boards during North Dakota’s 4-1 victory over the Gophers.  The win, much like the hit did to Wehrs, knocked the […]