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  • This Stanley Cup Commercial Will Leave You Speechless (Video)

    This Stanley Cup Commercial Will Leave You Speechless (Video)

    For soccer fans,  Nike’s most recent commercial for the upcoming World Cup likely left goosebumps on your skin.  And for hockey fans, the NHL’s most recent Stanley Cup commercial will undoubtedly leave you speechless. After six weeks of grueling playoff action, the finals are set as the Philadelphia Flyers and the Chicago Blackhawks will do […]

  • Your Pork Chop On A Stick Is Not Safe Around Yankee Fans

    Your Pork Chop On A Stick Is Not Safe Around Yankee Fans

    After 27 years of calling the Metrodome their home, the Minnesota Twins had undergone a makeover heading into the 2010 MLB season.  Not only do they have themselves a new ballpark, the outdoor confines of the Target Center, but they also have a new ballpark menu. One of the featured new additions to that menu […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/27/10 – Kobe Bryant

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/27/10 – Kobe Bryant

    The highlight of the night was actually made possible due to a Kobe Bryant miss. Ron Artest got an offensive rebound from The Black Mamba’s missed three-point attempt and laid it in for a buzzer-beating basket against the Phoenix Suns. But how did the Lakers get to that moment of victory? Kobe doing work. Kobe […]

  • Define Irony: Tampa Bay Rays’ Player Stung By Actual Stingray

    Define Irony: Tampa Bay Rays’ Player Stung By Actual Stingray

    Should we consider this to be just another case of “When Mascots Attack”? In a rather ironic twist of fate, Tampa Bay Rays’ second baseman Sean Rodriguez was taking a stroll down the beach when he was stung by an actual stingray.  Rodriguez was with his two-year-old daughter, Sofia, behind their rental condo in Redington […]

  • Silvia Mena Is The Woman Suing Albert Haynesworth For $10 Million (Pics)

    Silvia Mena Is The Woman Suing Albert Haynesworth For $10 Million (Pics)

    Perhaps the only one happier to see Albert Haynesworth sign a seven-year, $100 million contract with the Washington Redskins last summer than the big man himself is Silvia Mena.  The strip club bartender is now suing the All-Pro defensive tackle for $1o million after claiming that he knocked her up and then kicked her to […]

  • Artwork Depicts What USA Soccer Team Hopes To Do To England

    Artwork Depicts What USA Soccer Team Hopes To Do To England

    We here at TPS have always enjoyed a good piece of artwork, and this picture of Landon Donovan holding up a decapitated Wayne Rooney head is no exception. The USA will take on England in their World Cup opener on June 12th in Rustenburg, and the Americans can only hope that the result will be […]

  • Picture Of The Day: That’s One Painful Way To Get A Piercing

    Picture Of The Day: That’s One Painful Way To Get A Piercing

    It may not be quite as bad as getting gored by a bull through the mouth, but having a javelin pierce through the skin on your shin doesn’t look all that pleasant either.  I’m still trying to figure out how the hell that happened.  Perhaps this guy was simply trying to get a better look […]

  • A 90-Foot Hook Shot…Nothing But Net!

    A 90-Foot Hook Shot…Nothing But Net!

    Real or fake?  That is the question we are confronted with after taking a look at this clip of a guy sinking a 90-foot hook shot. It is a tough call, and a look at the backdrop may make you want to believe that it is fake (settings don’t get any faker looking than that, […]

  • Steve Nash Sits Down For An Interview With Space Ghost

    Steve Nash Sits Down For An Interview With Space Ghost

    Steve Nash has been busy leading his Phoenix Suns back into their series with the Los Angeles Lakers, but he was kind enough to take a few minutes off his busy schedule to sit down and answer a few questions with Space Ghost. Perhaps Space Ghost could have used some interviewing tips from Nash himself. […]

  • Smaller Breasts Not Yet Translating Into Bigger Wins For Simona Halep

    Smaller Breasts Not Yet Translating Into Bigger Wins For Simona Halep

    It was only one year ago that the sporting world was fixated on the enormous 34DD breasts of Simona Halep.  However, she believed that her personal pair of sweater puppets were dragging down her game on the tennis court.  Suddenly, Simona was faced with a decision: Should she keep her large breasts and bask in […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/26/10 – Dwight Howard

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/26/10 – Dwight Howard

    Superman isn’t quite ready to spend his summer as Clark Kent. Down 3 games to none in their series against the Boston Celtics, the Orlando Magic were left for dead by most fans and observers. Dwight Howard has a little message for them: not so quick. Howard led the Magic to a 113-92 win in […]

  • Now That Is One Comfortable Landing (GIF)

    Now That Is One Comfortable Landing (GIF)

    I think it is fair to say that this trick could only be executed in a video game.  Had it been performed in real life, I wouldn’t doubt that any, or all, of the following would have happened: 1) The single bench would have likely become two shorter benches. 2) The skater would have been […]

  • Future Mississippi State Corner Body Slams Former Algebra Teacher

    Future Mississippi State Corner Body Slams Former Algebra Teacher

    Back in the day when a student used to act up in class, he or she used to get strapped across the hands.  Nowadays they black out the windows, move the furniture aside, and wrestle their students in an effort to assert some discipline.  At least that was the technique former Aberdeen High algebra teacher […]

  • F1 Car Takes A Ride On The White Sands Of The Dominican

    F1 Car Takes A Ride On The White Sands Of The Dominican

    Here is an idea.  Why not stage one Formula One race each year on the beautiful white sands of the Dominican Republic?  Think of the possibilities!  More cars will spin out of control, the sexy female spectators will don their sexy little bikinis, and the donuts performed by the champion at the end of the […]