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  • Smaller Breasts Not Yet Translating Into Bigger Wins For Simona Halep

    Smaller Breasts Not Yet Translating Into Bigger Wins For Simona Halep

    It was only one year ago that the sporting world was fixated on the enormous 34DD breasts of Simona Halep.  However, she believed that her personal pair of sweater puppets were dragging down her game on the tennis court.  Suddenly, Simona was faced with a decision: Should she keep her large breasts and bask in […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/26/10 – Dwight Howard

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/26/10 – Dwight Howard

    Superman isn’t quite ready to spend his summer as Clark Kent. Down 3 games to none in their series against the Boston Celtics, the Orlando Magic were left for dead by most fans and observers. Dwight Howard has a little message for them: not so quick. Howard led the Magic to a 113-92 win in […]

  • Now That Is One Comfortable Landing (GIF)

    Now That Is One Comfortable Landing (GIF)

    I think it is fair to say that this trick could only be executed in a video game.  Had it been performed in real life, I wouldn’t doubt that any, or all, of the following would have happened: 1) The single bench would have likely become two shorter benches. 2) The skater would have been […]

  • Future Mississippi State Corner Body Slams Former Algebra Teacher

    Future Mississippi State Corner Body Slams Former Algebra Teacher

    Back in the day when a student used to act up in class, he or she used to get strapped across the hands.  Nowadays they black out the windows, move the furniture aside, and wrestle their students in an effort to assert some discipline.  At least that was the technique former Aberdeen High algebra teacher […]

  • F1 Car Takes A Ride On The White Sands Of The Dominican

    F1 Car Takes A Ride On The White Sands Of The Dominican

    Here is an idea.  Why not stage one Formula One race each year on the beautiful white sands of the Dominican Republic?  Think of the possibilities!  More cars will spin out of control, the sexy female spectators will don their sexy little bikinis, and the donuts performed by the champion at the end of the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: She’ll Bend Over Backwards For You

    Picture Of The Day: She’ll Bend Over Backwards For You

    After years of flexibility training, this young lady has developed the ability to do this.  Just think of the possibilities! Calling her flexible would be an understatement.  It almost seems as though she doesn’t have a single bone in her body.  You can pretty much fold her up and scrunch her into a ball and […]

  • Another Ric Flair Sighting At Walmart

    Another Ric Flair Sighting At Walmart

    Maybe it is just me, but it seems as though Ric Flair and Walmart go hand in hand.  It is therefore no surprise to see the Nature Boy make his return to the store that has become somewhat of a second home to American rednecks everywhere. Many of those same rednecks were lining up to […]

  • Erin Andrews’ Bruising Run On DWTS Is Finally Over

    Erin Andrews’ Bruising Run On DWTS Is Finally Over

    It was a long and hard road for ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews, but in the end it is hard no to consider her third place finish on Dancing With The Stars a success.  Less than a year after being the victim of a creepy hotel peep show, Erin showed that she was ready to […]

  • Soccer Player’s Face Gets Kicked Like It’s The Ball

    Soccer Player’s Face Gets Kicked Like It’s The Ball

    I will give this guy an A+ for effort, but an F for execution.  After all, what the hell was he trying to do?  Blow the ball off the goal line?  Needless to say, things didn’t work out so well for him as the ball would eventually cross the line, but that would be the […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 5/25/10 — Ryan Dempster

    The Stat Line of the Night — 5/25/10 — Ryan Dempster

    The Chicago Cubs have struggled a bit in the early-going this season, but no one ever complained about their starting pitching.  With Ryan Dempster on the mound, the Cubs have reason to be confident about getting a win.  Last night, he delivered again.  Derrek Lee helped out as well. Ryan Dempster was dominant all night […]

  • Stephen Strasburg Baseball Card Inexplicably Going for Over $10,000 on Ebay

    Stephen Strasburg Baseball Card Inexplicably Going for Over $10,000 on Ebay

    The hype surrounding Washington Nationals’ pitcher, Stephen Strasburg, is inordinate.  He’s never pitched an inning in the big leagues and he’s already being touted as the next Nolan Ryan on steroids (not really, as far as I know, but I say that for hyperbole). Well, it appears one Ebay user is trying to take advantage […]

  • Picture Of The Day – Jay Bruce Flips Off His Dugout

    Picture Of The Day – Jay Bruce Flips Off His Dugout

    Last month when Jay Bruce was in a bit of a hitting skid, no doubt his teammates were giving him a hard time about it.  So, naturally, when he got a hit in the top of the 2nd inning to raise his .130 batting average, he turned to his dugout and had a little message […]

  • Randy Foye is a Canadian TV Star (w/ Video)

    Randy Foye is a Canadian TV Star (w/ Video)

    If you live in the states, you might not be familiar with much of what Canadian TV has to offer. You might know some about SCTV and that’s probably it. But now you can know one more thing about Canadian TV: their kids shows are just as awful and cheesy as the American ones. Presenting […]

  • Yankees Fans Brawl in the Stands

    Yankees Fans Brawl in the Stands

    The Yankees were taking on the Rays in New York when some young and possibly over-served fans probably ran their mouths just a bit too much. What happened next? “Dis goin’ on You Tube!” Let us now recreate how it all went down. Punks probably were spewing vile, hate speech and many profanities. Older gentlemen […]

  • Philadelphia Flyers’ Fan Drops Epic F-Bomb on Live TV (Video)

    Philadelphia Flyers’ Fan Drops Epic F-Bomb on Live TV (Video)

    When Philadelphia sports fans aren’t throwing batteries at their players, puking on families, or getting tased after running on the field, they can be heard dropping classier F-bombs on television.  But I’m going to give the Philly fans the benefit of the doubt on this one. Why?  Because the usage in this instance actually helps […]