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  • German Celebration Fail (Video)

    German Celebration Fail (Video)

    Perhaps it is a good thing Germany did not win the World Cup, else there may have been plenty more Deutschland douchebags falling out of cars and ending up on the ground, like this guy. What was he celebrating anyways? A quarterfinal victory? Your team didn’t win, and you had to suffer the pain of […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Paul The Octopus’ Secret Unveiled

    Picture Of The Day: Paul The Octopus’ Secret Unveiled

    It was a marvelous World Cup run that ended in triumph.  And no, we are not talking about the Spaniards, who captured their first ever World Cup title with a 1-0 extra time win over the Netherlands on Sunday.  Instead, we are referring to Paul the Octopus, who correctly predicted all eight of the games […]

  • How Many Useless Talents Can One Man Have? (Video)

    How Many Useless Talents Can One Man Have? (Video)

    I don’t think I have ever seen a man with so many useless talents before in my life.  I mean, his parkour skills are quite impressive, as are his juggling and yahtzee rolling abilities, but can any of these actually earn you a decent living?  I wouldn’t count on it. At first I was in […]

  • Is The LeBron-Bosh-Wade Intro Sports’ Most Pitiful Moment?

    Is The LeBron-Bosh-Wade Intro Sports’ Most Pitiful Moment?

    It was pathetic enough to see LeBron James decide to abandon Cleveland and “take [his] talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat,” but it doesn’t get any more embarrassing than the introduction of the Heat’s new “Big Three”, which took place the following day in Miami. These guys haven’t even won a game […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 7/11/10 — Carlos Quentin

    The Stat Line of the Night — 7/11/10 — Carlos Quentin

    Less than one week from securing a Stat Line of the Night, Carlos Quentin has done it again, this time propelling his red hot Chicago White Sox into first place in the AL Central.  The White Sox had a terrible start to the season and had some people calling for the heads of front office […]

  • Jimmy Jump Attempts To Touch World Cup Trophy, Gets A Stiff Right (Video)

    Jimmy Jump Attempts To Touch World Cup Trophy, Gets A Stiff Right (Video)

    Jimmy Jump has once again made his mark, and this time it came on the world’s grandest stage at the World Cup final between Spain and Netherlands in Johannesburg.   After Italian captain Fabio Cannavaro brought the championship trophy out onto the field prior to the game, Jimmy Jump attempted to drape it in one of […]

  • Nigel De Jong Vs Xabi Alonso Kung Fu Fighting (GIF)

    Nigel De Jong Vs Xabi Alonso Kung Fu Fighting (GIF)

    It is a great feeling for any soccer player to be playing in the finals of a World Cup, unless you are Spain’s Xabi Alonso, who was on the receiving end of this devastating kick from the Netherlands’ Nigel De Jong. It was the type of kick that is capable of breaking ribs and collapsing […]

  • Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 80s Workout Party (GIF)

    Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 80s Workout Party (GIF)

    Can anyone explain to me what exactly is going on here?  It appears as though Jean Claude Van Damme is throwing a 1980s workout party with all of his friends.  And at this moment he has formed a dance circle around the lovely lady in the black and pink spandex. The only thing missing from […]

  • Is Jousting Back? (Video)

    Is Jousting Back? (Video)

    I thought the only place you could see jousting these days was at Medieval Times.  I guess I was wrong.  Apparently it is alive and well in the southern United States, and if the New York Times is correct, it may very well become the next big extreme sport. After taking a look at this […]

  • Who Said There Is No Fighting In The Tour de France (Video)

    Who Said There Is No Fighting In The Tour de France (Video)

    With about 20 km left in today’s 6th stage of the Tour de France, Rui Costa delivered an elbow to the chest of Carlos Barredo, which almost sent him flying off his bike.  So when Barredo crossed the finish line, he had revenge on his mind and a front tire in his hands. The Spanish […]

  • The Best Goals Of The World Cup…Thus Far (Videos)

    The Best Goals Of The World Cup…Thus Far (Videos)

    Looking back on the past month in South Africa, I think it is fair to say that the 2010 World Cup has provided soccer fans with a fair share of highlight reel goals.  Throughout the first few games it appeared as though the players were having a tough time keeping the Jabulani ball under control, […]

  • “Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”

    “Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”

    Did I miss something here?  Since when did Mariners’ right fielder Ichiro Suzuki inherit a Johnny Depp-like status among the ladies?  And who would have thought that taking an elbow to the face from him would be such a joyous occasion for one lucky female? Perhaps Ichiro is America’s latest sex symbol.  The man who […]

  • Picture Of The Day:  He CLEARLY Likes His Bike

    Picture Of The Day: He CLEARLY Likes His Bike

    Could the message being sent by this guy be any clearer?  I don’t think so. Transparent bike, transparent suit, transparent helmet…He “clearly” enjoys a good bike ride as much as the next guy, and doesn’t mind looking like a complete fool in the process.  I’m not sure how well that bike rides, but it gives […]

  • Cavs Owner, Fans Show Their Hatred For LeBron James

    Cavs Owner, Fans Show Their Hatred For LeBron James

    It was the epitome of narcissism.  With six teams vying for his services, LeBron James kept the world waiting until approximately 9:30 pm ET last night, when he would unveil “The Decision” in an hour long ESPN special broadcast.  And when the time had come and the words “This fall I am going to take […]