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  • Silvia Mena Is The Woman Suing Albert Haynesworth For $10 Million (Pics)

    Silvia Mena Is The Woman Suing Albert Haynesworth For $10 Million (Pics)

    Perhaps the only one happier to see Albert Haynesworth sign a seven-year, $100 million contract with the Washington Redskins last summer than the big man himself is Silvia Mena.  The strip club bartender is now suing the All-Pro defensive tackle for $1o million after claiming that he knocked her up and then kicked her to […]

  • Artwork Depicts What USA Soccer Team Hopes To Do To England

    Artwork Depicts What USA Soccer Team Hopes To Do To England

    We here at TPS have always enjoyed a good piece of artwork, and this picture of Landon Donovan holding up a decapitated Wayne Rooney head is no exception. The USA will take on England in their World Cup opener on June 12th in Rustenburg, and the Americans can only hope that the result will be […]

  • Picture Of The Day: That’s One Painful Way To Get A Piercing

    Picture Of The Day: That’s One Painful Way To Get A Piercing

    It may not be quite as bad as getting gored by a bull through the mouth, but having a javelin pierce through the skin on your shin doesn’t look all that pleasant either.  I’m still trying to figure out how the hell that happened.  Perhaps this guy was simply trying to get a better look […]

  • A 90-Foot Hook Shot…Nothing But Net!

    A 90-Foot Hook Shot…Nothing But Net!

    Real or fake?  That is the question we are confronted with after taking a look at this clip of a guy sinking a 90-foot hook shot. It is a tough call, and a look at the backdrop may make you want to believe that it is fake (settings don’t get any faker looking than that, […]

  • Steve Nash Sits Down For An Interview With Space Ghost

    Steve Nash Sits Down For An Interview With Space Ghost

    Steve Nash has been busy leading his Phoenix Suns back into their series with the Los Angeles Lakers, but he was kind enough to take a few minutes off his busy schedule to sit down and answer a few questions with Space Ghost. Perhaps Space Ghost could have used some interviewing tips from Nash himself. […]

  • Smaller Breasts Not Yet Translating Into Bigger Wins For Simona Halep

    Smaller Breasts Not Yet Translating Into Bigger Wins For Simona Halep

    It was only one year ago that the sporting world was fixated on the enormous 34DD breasts of Simona Halep.  However, she believed that her personal pair of sweater puppets were dragging down her game on the tennis court.  Suddenly, Simona was faced with a decision: Should she keep her large breasts and bask in […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/26/10 – Dwight Howard

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/26/10 – Dwight Howard

    Superman isn’t quite ready to spend his summer as Clark Kent. Down 3 games to none in their series against the Boston Celtics, the Orlando Magic were left for dead by most fans and observers. Dwight Howard has a little message for them: not so quick. Howard led the Magic to a 113-92 win in […]

  • Now That Is One Comfortable Landing (GIF)

    Now That Is One Comfortable Landing (GIF)

    I think it is fair to say that this trick could only be executed in a video game.  Had it been performed in real life, I wouldn’t doubt that any, or all, of the following would have happened: 1) The single bench would have likely become two shorter benches. 2) The skater would have been […]

  • Future Mississippi State Corner Body Slams Former Algebra Teacher

    Future Mississippi State Corner Body Slams Former Algebra Teacher

    Back in the day when a student used to act up in class, he or she used to get strapped across the hands.  Nowadays they black out the windows, move the furniture aside, and wrestle their students in an effort to assert some discipline.  At least that was the technique former Aberdeen High algebra teacher […]

  • F1 Car Takes A Ride On The White Sands Of The Dominican

    F1 Car Takes A Ride On The White Sands Of The Dominican

    Here is an idea.  Why not stage one Formula One race each year on the beautiful white sands of the Dominican Republic?  Think of the possibilities!  More cars will spin out of control, the sexy female spectators will don their sexy little bikinis, and the donuts performed by the champion at the end of the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: She’ll Bend Over Backwards For You

    Picture Of The Day: She’ll Bend Over Backwards For You

    After years of flexibility training, this young lady has developed the ability to do this.  Just think of the possibilities! Calling her flexible would be an understatement.  It almost seems as though she doesn’t have a single bone in her body.  You can pretty much fold her up and scrunch her into a ball and […]

  • Another Ric Flair Sighting At Walmart

    Another Ric Flair Sighting At Walmart

    Maybe it is just me, but it seems as though Ric Flair and Walmart go hand in hand.  It is therefore no surprise to see the Nature Boy make his return to the store that has become somewhat of a second home to American rednecks everywhere. Many of those same rednecks were lining up to […]

  • Erin Andrews’ Bruising Run On DWTS Is Finally Over

    Erin Andrews’ Bruising Run On DWTS Is Finally Over

    It was a long and hard road for ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews, but in the end it is hard no to consider her third place finish on Dancing With The Stars a success.  Less than a year after being the victim of a creepy hotel peep show, Erin showed that she was ready to […]

  • Soccer Player’s Face Gets Kicked Like It’s The Ball

    Soccer Player’s Face Gets Kicked Like It’s The Ball

    I will give this guy an A+ for effort, but an F for execution.  After all, what the hell was he trying to do?  Blow the ball off the goal line?  Needless to say, things didn’t work out so well for him as the ball would eventually cross the line, but that would be the […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 5/25/10 — Ryan Dempster

    The Stat Line of the Night — 5/25/10 — Ryan Dempster

    The Chicago Cubs have struggled a bit in the early-going this season, but no one ever complained about their starting pitching.  With Ryan Dempster on the mound, the Cubs have reason to be confident about getting a win.  Last night, he delivered again.  Derrek Lee helped out as well. Ryan Dempster was dominant all night […]