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  • Stat Line of the Night — 6/11/2013 — Aaron Harang

    Stat Line of the Night — 6/11/2013 — Aaron Harang

    Heading into last night’s MLB action, Seattle Mariners pitcher Aaron Harang had only pitched past the sixth inning once in nine starts this season.  That one instance would turn out to be a complete-game shutout performance (on May 27), and he replicated that performance on Tuesday against the Houston Astros. Harang began the evening with […]

  • A-Hole Argentine Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Animal Cruelty (Video)

    A-Hole Argentine Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Animal Cruelty (Video)

    You’ve probably never seen somebody get a red card for animal cruelty before. Unfortunately, there is a first time for everything. During a recent fourth-tier match between Argentinian clubs San Juan and Belle Vista, a stray dog ran out onto the field, interrupting the match. Normally when that kind of thing happens, hilarity ensues. However, […]

  • “Dr. J” Julius Erving Can Still Dunk at 63-Year-Old (Video)

    “Dr. J” Julius Erving Can Still Dunk at 63-Year-Old (Video)

    Back when he was in his twenties and thirties, Julius Irving made a living in the ABA and NBA by utilizing the slam dunk on a regular basis.  In fact, many credit Dr. J with introducing the high-flying, slam-dunking style of play to professional basketball back in the 70s. So, yeah, before Blake Griffin, LeBron […]

  • 13 Athletes Who Were Busted For Weed

    13 Athletes Who Were Busted For Weed

    On Friday, the Cleveland Indians’ All-Star closer, Chris Perez, was arrested and charged along with his wife for misdemeanor drug possession. Cops were tipped off by United States Postal Service employees that “suspicious” packages were being mailed to Brody, the couple’s dog, so they set up a little sting operation to catch them red-eyed and […]

  • Amateur Polish Soccer Players Celebrate By Diving Into Puddles (Video)

    Amateur Polish Soccer Players Celebrate By Diving Into Puddles (Video)

    We cover creative soccer goal celebrations a lot here at TotalProSports. But whether they involve elaborate choreography, kung fu kicks, the removal of pants, or even ass-wiping, they’re almost always from professional leagues. And if there is a rare exception, it usually involved a really cute kid. We hardly ever see remarkable goal celebrations from […]

  • Tim Tebow to the Patriots Must Have Brady Shaking in His Fur-Lined Uggs

    Tim Tebow to the Patriots Must Have Brady Shaking in His Fur-Lined Uggs

    According to ESPN, the New England Patriots are about to sign Tim Tebow, and he’ll be participating in the teams’s mandatory minicamp today…as a quarterback. Of course, it was just last week that reports starting floating around the net that coach Bill Bilichick didn’t like Tebow and wanted nothing to do with him—and ESPN made […]

  • This Day In Sports History (June 11th) – Seattle Slew

    This Day In Sports History (June 11th) – Seattle Slew

    It was on this day in 1977 that Seattle Slew won the 109th running of the Belmont Stakes.  With his win at Belmont, Seattle Slew became only the tenth horse in history to win the Triple Crown and with his 9 for 9 record, he became the first Triple Crown winner to finish the series […]

  • Pacman Jones Punches Woman Outside Bar, Claims Self-Defense (Video)

    Pacman Jones Punches Woman Outside Bar, Claims Self-Defense (Video)

    Cincinnati Bengels cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones is always getting into trouble. However, most of the time that trouble involves a strip club, some bouncers, his entourage, and guns. The incident he got into last week is pretty tame by comparison. There’s no strip club, no guns, and his entourage seems to consist of just one […]

  • Stat Line of the Night — 6/10/2013 — Adam Dunn

    Stat Line of the Night — 6/10/2013 — Adam Dunn

    Heading into last night’s game against the Toronto Blue Jays, Adam Dunn had only 34 hits in 206 at bats on the season (good enough for a .165 batting average), but of those 34 hits, 14 of them were home runs.  That means that while Dunn wasn’t hitting the ball all that often, he was […]

  • NBA Stars Read Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live (Video)

    NBA Stars Read Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live (Video)

    Making millions of dollars and having millions of fans pack stadiums and cheer for you are just a few of the things that come with being a star in the NBA.  Receiving mean Tweets from disgruntled fans and haters is another. We rarely get to see those mean Tweets because they are rarely made visible […]

  • Chad Johnson Slaps His Lawyer’s Butt in Courtroom, Receives 30 Days in Jail (GIF)

    Chad Johnson Slaps His Lawyer’s Butt in Courtroom, Receives 30 Days in Jail (GIF)

    Chad Johnson, formerly known as “Chad Ochocinco,” had a deal in place with prosecutors that would have allowed him to take part in community service and counselling, while avoiding jail time, as part of his sentence for violating probation—which was the result of a domestic violence charge he received for headbutting his then-wife, Evelyn Lozada, last […]