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  • New York Yankees Win First World Series in 9 Years

    New York Yankees Win First World Series in 9 Years

    The battle between crafty veteran pitchers Andy Pettitte and Pedro Martinez in Game 6 of the 2009 World Series was won by the lefty, Pettitte.  He was superb in the 7-3 win, leading his Yankees to their first title in 9 years.  After going up 3-1 in the series, the Yankees dropped one to the […]

  • Dwight Howard Wants To “F*ck Somebody Up”

    Dwight Howard Wants To “F*ck Somebody Up”

    The second half has just begun, your team is down by four points, and you already have three personal fouls.  Frustration continues to mount as you see you inch closer to your first loss of the season.  Yes, it is enough to make you want to “F*ck somebody up.” Seemingly taking a page from the […]

  • Reebok Really Cares About How Your Ass Looks (Video)

    Reebok Really Cares About How Your Ass Looks (Video)

    If a company told you that their shoes will help make your ass look great, would you buy them?  Reebok is hoping the answer to that question is an emphatic “YES.” While they will not go so far as to say you will become the next Andressa Soares, their new Easy Tone shoes are made […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

    However tempting it was to copy and paste the word Favre for the next 50 words I – brace yourself mainstream press – thought that other things went on between the end of week 7 and now, the bombshell aftermath of week 8. Okay, bombshell aftermath is a little strong but there are some teams […]

  • Tim Tebow Makes For Quite The Halloween Costume

    Tim Tebow Makes For Quite The Halloween Costume

    Yesterday we proclaimed the Dumb and Dumber costumes of Blackhawks’ forwards Jonathan Toews and Adam Burish to be the winners of this year’s best costume contest. That was before we saw this guy. Tim Tebow has been a popular sports figure in the media this year and you had to assume several college football fans […]

  • Refs No Match For These Hockey Brawlers (Video)

    Refs No Match For These Hockey Brawlers (Video)

    When the scrapers take the ice and have fighting on their mind, there is no stopping them.  Don’t believe me?  Just ask these refs who were privileged enough to be scheduled for this International Hockey League game between the Muskegon Lumberjacks at Fort Wayne Komets which eventually turned into a mini Battle Royal. Late in […]

  • Spank Him Yanks – Daddy To Whup Pedro Tonight

    Spank Him Yanks – Daddy To Whup Pedro Tonight

    When Pedro Martinez takes the mound tonight for the Philadelphia Phillies during game six of the World Series in front of a hostile New York crowd, you can expect to hear them reminding the former Red Sox pitcher who his daddy is. But just in case he forgot, the New York Post was kind enough […]

  • U.S. Speed Skating Finds Sponsorship In The Strangest Places

    U.S. Speed Skating Finds Sponsorship In The Strangest Places

    After DSB Bank NV declared bankruptcy, the U.S. Speedskating team was left to suffer as they had just seen their largest annual cash sponsor abandon them. With their pockets empty and their palms raised in the air looking for some type of financial support, their calls were answered by the most unlikely of sources.  Now, […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/03/09 – Dirk Nowitzki

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/03/09 – Dirk Nowitzki

    Looking to avoid dropping to .500 on the season, the Dallas Mavericks needed a big fourth quarter performance if they were going to come back from a 67-52 deficit against the Utah Jazz.  Playing in front of their home fans, they did not disappoint, erasing their opponent’s 15-point lead and eventually giving themselves the 96-85 […]

  • Fantasy Football: Week 9 Waiver Wire Watch

    Fantasy Football: Week 9 Waiver Wire Watch

    In order to be successful in your fantasy league, you will need to be on top of your waiver wire. Knowing which players are available, and of those, which have value is an important part of building a winning team as the season goes on. It can be difficult to identify such players, and that […]

  • Gus Johnson: “He’s Got Getting Away From Cop Speed”

    Gus Johnson: “He’s Got Getting Away From Cop Speed”

    He was there in week one when Brandon Stokley made an unbelievable play in the dying moments to help his Denver Broncos pull off the unthinkable against the Cincinnati Bengals.  He was there in week two when Chris Johnson ran wild on the Houston Texans’ defense.  There seems to be something abut Gus Johnson that […]

  • Last Night’s Phillies Victory Means We May Get To See More Fights

    Last Night’s Phillies Victory Means We May Get To See More Fights

    Last night’s 8-6 win by the Phillies means the World Series will now shift back to New York for game six on Wednesday, and quite possibly game seven on Thursday.  It also means hostilities between the fans of both clubs will continue to escalate. That can only mean one thing.  More fighting! It is not […]

  • Is This Kid The Next Reggie Bush?

    Is This Kid The Next Reggie Bush?

    New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush may not be living up to the high expectations he came into the NFL with, but he sure did have himself an outstanding NCAA career with the University of Southern California Trojans.  Who can forget all of those highlight worthy runs he gave us, most notably the 50-yard […]

  • If John Daly And Donald Trump Mated

    If John Daly And Donald Trump Mated

    Most of you have likely heard of the game “If They Mated.”  Made popular by late night television show host Conan O’Brien, it attempts to provide the public with an idea of how the child of two popular celebrity figures may look if they mated. Well if you were wondering what the child of golfer […]