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  • Jonathan Martin Takes Out Shoplifter at Versace (Pic)

    Jonathan Martin Takes Out Shoplifter at Versace (Pic)

    San Francisco 49ers tackle Jonathan Martin may have let Richie Incognito bully him around for a few seasons when he was playing in Miami with the Dolphins, but he’s not about to let some dude ruin his shopping experience at Versace. So when some dude did try to ruin his shopping experience at Versace by […]

  • Lions Fans Pooled Cash to Buy “Detroit Lyin” Anti-Ref Billboards (Pic)

    Lions Fans Pooled Cash to Buy “Detroit Lyin” Anti-Ref Billboards (Pic)

    In case you were wondering, things in Detroit are completely fine, and the best thing Lions fans could spend some money on is a “Detroit Lyin” billboard, which is intended to be critical of a sports thing that happened last week against the Cowboys that can no longer be fixed. Meanwhile, this NY Times article from last March […]

  • Yasiel Puig Promises Not To Be a Distraction via Instagram Cartoon (Pic)

    Yasiel Puig Promises Not To Be a Distraction via Instagram Cartoon (Pic)

    Lots of people have stuck Yasiel Puig with the distraction label. And while it’s a somewhat fair criticism (he seems to out-Manny Manny Ramirez sometimes), I think there are bigger Puig issues. Namely, his bat throwing. He’s almost killed like seven of his Dodger teammates at one time or another with his bat “flip”—I use […]

  • Bill Walton Ogles Bruins Cheerleaders During UCLA-Stanford Game (Video)

    Bill Walton Ogles Bruins Cheerleaders During UCLA-Stanford Game (Video)

    The hotness of the Bruins cheerleaders are a GREAT reason to attend UCLA, according to former NBA star and current ESPN announcer Bill Walton. During last night’s UCLA-Stanford game, the broadcast was coming back from a commercial timeout and the Bruins cheerleaders were on the court, dancin’ and doin’ their thing. Their beauty didn’t escape the […]

  • Computer Scientists Unveil Cepheus, an Unbeatable Poker Program

    Computer Scientists Unveil Cepheus, an Unbeatable Poker Program

    In a study published in Science magazine on Thursday, University of Alberta computer scientists announced a computer program called Cepheus that has been scientifically proven to be unbeatable at Texas hold’em. According to Professor Michael Bowling, who heads up the U of A’s Computer Poker Research Group, they used 4,000 powerful CPUs capable of playing […]

  • This Derek Fisher Speech During Last Night’s Game Was Weak (Video)

    This Derek Fisher Speech During Last Night’s Game Was Weak (Video)

    The New York Knicks are in the midst of their longest single-season losing streak in franchise history.  There’s nothing head coach Derek Fisher would like more than to dig his team out of this embarrassing rut, but speeches like the one he gave his team last night during their loss to the Houston Rockets probably […]

  • ‘A Gronking to Remember’ is No Longer Available on Amazon

    ‘A Gronking to Remember’ is No Longer Available on Amazon

    If you were hoping to purchase some Rob Gronkowski erotica literature for yourself or that special someone in your life, but you haven’t had the opportunity yet, we have some very bad news for you: Amazon has pulled ‘A Gronking to Remember’ from its e-shelves. The reason?  According to sources, someone—most likely the NFL and/or […]

  • The New York Knicks Made a Nice Play!…And Still Lost (Video)

    The New York Knicks Made a Nice Play!…And Still Lost (Video)

    The New York Knicks have been an easy target for not only ourselves, but for many other websites and media outlets over the past couple of years. We’ve spent countless posts making fun of them for taking bad shots, delivering errant passes, or making poor decisions.  So I guess it’s only fair we show them some […]

  • LA Graffiti Artists Honor Stuart Scott With Mural (Pic)

    LA Graffiti Artists Honor Stuart Scott With Mural (Pic)

    Stuart Scott is gone at the much-too-early age of 49, but we continue to remember him.  The latest to do so is a group of LA graffiti artists, who painted an awesome mural with Scott’s portrait and his popular phrase “Boo Ya,” somewhere on a wall in Los Angeles. Jonas Never was the one who tweeted […]