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  • Is JJ Watt Hooking Up With Instagram Model Lindsey Pelas? (Video + Pics)

    Is JJ Watt Hooking Up With Instagram Model Lindsey Pelas? (Video + Pics)

    It was just over a week ago that Instagram model Lindsey Pelas asked Houston Texans sack-master extraordinaire JJ Watt to “slide into her DMs.” Has Watt taken his busty admirer’s advice?  Judging by Pelas’ recent conversation with TMZ, it sounds like he may have. Look, I know JJ Watt seems like the prefect, classy male […]

  • Watch Drew Brees Wrestle a Crocodile with Bear Grylls (Video)

    Watch Drew Brees Wrestle a Crocodile with Bear Grylls (Video)

    I know that NFL teams put language in contracts so that players don’t partake in risky behavior in the offseason. I’m pretty sure that “crocodile wrestling” constitutes “risky behavior.” Especially for Drew Brees, a guy who’s best known as the teachers’ pet. Here’s the clip. More objectionable than the subject matter is the fact that […]

  • Tuba Player Faceplants as Georgia Band Runs Off the Field (Video)

    Tuba Player Faceplants as Georgia Band Runs Off the Field (Video)

    People falling down, as long as they’re not seriously injured, is funny. But watching a TUBA PLAYER fall down isn’t just funny, it might be the height of comedy. And that’s exactly what happened at the Louisiana-Monroe/Georgia football game Saturday. Of course, it’s the first game of the season, so everyone’s a little rusty, but […]

  • Bill Simmons Goes On Twitter Rant In Support Of The Patriots

    Bill Simmons Goes On Twitter Rant In Support Of The Patriots

    Bill Simmons is free of ESPN and free to speak his mind as he damn well pleases.  Simmons, an avid Patriots fan, clearly has no dog in this fight **Rolls Eyes**. Check out these rants: Finished OTL piece. Agree w/ theory that Goodell's DeflateGate botching was a crazed overreaction to his bizarre Spygate performance. But… — […]

  • The Rock Saved a Drowning Dog over Labor Day Weekend (Pic)

    The Rock Saved a Drowning Dog over Labor Day Weekend (Pic)

    The Rock took one step closer to embodying his superhero persona this weekend as he dove into a pool, fully-clothed, to rescue one of his dogs from drowning. The actor recently took in two French bulldogs, Brutus and Hobbes (Brutus is in his right hand, according to his post), and while potty-training them, they both […]

  • Red Sox Rookie Henry Owens Taped to a Pole by Teammates (Video)

    Red Sox Rookie Henry Owens Taped to a Pole by Teammates (Video)

    In what’s apparently not the first time this has happened to a Red Sox player, rookie pitcher Henry Owens was taped to a pole in the Red Sox dugout in what appears to be a hazing ritual or something. The whole thing was weird, but made much weirded by the nonchalant commentary from the announcers, […]

  • Ronda Rousey Recommended Cardale Jones Start for OSU (Video)

    Ronda Rousey Recommended Cardale Jones Start for OSU (Video)

    Lots of people were weighing in on the OSU quarterback controversy before they took the field against Virginia Tech last night. The starting job was between Cardale Jones and J.T. Barrett, with Jones getting the call at game time. Maybe that was the plan all along. Or maybe the coaching staff just did it because […]

  • Now Gronk’s Voice Can Guide You Home via the Waze GPS App (Video)

    Now Gronk’s Voice Can Guide You Home via the Waze GPS App (Video)

    Last week, it was announced that Stephen Colbert would be lending his soothing voice to the driving/navigation app Waze in an effort to promote his upcoming premiere as David Letterman’s replacement on The Late Show. In the hubbub surrounding this, it was largely overlooked that oversized 12 year-old boy and Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski […]

  • This Tell-All Book from a Former Yankee Clubhouse Employee Sounds Insane

    This Tell-All Book from a Former Yankee Clubhouse Employee Sounds Insane

    We don’t get a lot of unauthorized books on sports teams or players. It’s likely hard to get buy-in from any teammates or front-office officials to corroborate the crazy stories presented. However that hasn’t stopped former Assistant Equipment Manager Paul Priore from writing a pretty scandalous tell-all book about the Yankees during his time there. […]

  • Paige VanZant Is The UFC’s Hottest Rising Star (Pics + Video)

    Paige VanZant Is The UFC’s Hottest Rising Star (Pics + Video)

    Meet 21-year-old UFC fighter Paige VanZant. On Saturday, VanZant kicked off the main card at UFC 191 by beating Alex Chambers in the third round via armbar submission—improving her professional record to 6-1. That victory helped teach us two things about Paige VanZant. The first thing it taught us is that she’s a very good fighter. […]

  • Breaking: Patriots Can’t Win Without Cheating

    Breaking: Patriots Can’t Win Without Cheating

    HERE WE GO AGAIN. From Spygate to Deflategate, now there’s a new report just released today that the Pats taped teams’ signals in 40 games from 2000-2007. Check out the full story here.  Here’s a snippet of it: Clearly Roger Goodell is trying to save face after he lost the deflategate ruling a few days ago. […]

  • Crazy WWE Fan Makes Entrance at Monday Night Raw (Video)

    Crazy WWE Fan Makes Entrance at Monday Night Raw (Video)

    Every hardcore WWE fan has probably dreamed about just how awesome it must feel to get to walk down the aisle to the sound of thousands of screaming fans during a live episode of Monday Night Raw. Last night, one of those lucky hardcore fans got to experience just that, although, he did so somewhat […]

  • Braxton Miller Scores Two Long Highlight Reel TDs vs. V-Tech (Videos)

    Braxton Miller Scores Two Long Highlight Reel TDs vs. V-Tech (Videos)

    With a plethora of talented quarterbacks on the Ohio State roster, Braxton Miller decided it would be best to make the move to wide receiver during the off-season.  That decision ended up paying huge dividends for the Buckeyes just one game into their 2015 campaign, as the speedy senior scored two key touchdowns during OSU’s 42-24 […]