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  • Nude Photo Of Joe DiMaggio From 1940 Revealed!

    Nude Photo Of Joe DiMaggio From 1940 Revealed!

    Total Pro Sports – As expected, it is not quite receiving the same type of attention as a nude Erin Andrews did, but it is interesting, nonetheless, to hear that a nude photo of Joe DiMaggio is being displayed at the “Hunted and Gathered” exhibition taking place in the Modernism gallery in San Francisco. He […]

  • Despite Being A Lion, The Party Goes On For Matthew Stafford

    Despite Being A Lion, The Party Goes On For Matthew Stafford

    Matthew Stafford has been doing quite a bit of partying this off-season and who can blame him.  With a full season under center for the Detroit Lions on the horizon, he may want to do all the celebrating he can now, because it may be his last chance. Partying is not something characteristic of an […]

  • Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb […]

  • An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker.  No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one.  New York held […]

  • You Can Now Enjoy A Breakfast With Terrell Owens

    You Can Now Enjoy A Breakfast With Terrell Owens

    Total Pro Sports – Popcorn is no longer the only food that Terrell Owens is endorsing these days.  He now has his face on the cover of T.O.’s Honey Toasted Oats.  What better way to drive potential buyers away. From the brand that has previously brought you Flutie Flakes, the Pitsburgh-based PLB Sports have now […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/30/09 – Johan Santana

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/30/09 – Johan Santana

    Total Pro Sports – Not much has gone right for the New York Mets this season as injuries have pactically decimated the club, but thanks to a strong performance from Johan Santana yesterday theyfound themselves working on a five game winning streak that put them only two games under .500.  Unfortunately, the streak would eventually […]

  • Top Gear: Ken Block Takes James May on a Drift

    Top Gear: Ken Block Takes James May on a Drift

    Total Pro Sports – His name is Ken Block and had he been driving the Subaru WRX seen in this crash, things may have turned out different.  Unfortunately, he wasn’t, but in case you were wondering what exactly we are talking about, the video below should help explain. Block made an appearance on Top Gear, […]

  • Manly Mascot Lives Up To His Name

    Manly Mascot Lives Up To His Name

    Total Pro Sports – The Manly Sea Eagles of the National Rugby League proved just how manly they really are, and they didn’t even need the services of their players to do so.  Demonstrating their machismo for the club, which is based on the northern beaches of Sydney, Australia, was none other than their mascot, […]

  • Ronaldo Goes To Hospital For Broken Wrist, Stays For Liposuction

    Ronaldo Goes To Hospital For Broken Wrist, Stays For Liposuction

    Total Pro Sports – Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo is far removed from his days of leading his home country to the World Cup championship.  Although he still finds ways to fill the opposition’s net with goals, he has been scrutinized by fans and the media for his increase in weight during the latter part of […]

  • Fans At Angel Stadium Exchange Beers, Punches In Fight

    Fans At Angel Stadium Exchange Beers, Punches In Fight

    Total Pro Sports – It is one of the greatest sins a baseball fan can commit while watching a game.  After paying somewhere around $10 for those overpriced beers they sell at ballgames these days, to just waste it by throwing it on another fan is ludicrous.  If you are going to fight, then fight […]

  • Erin Andrews 911 Call About The Paparazzi (Full Audio)

    Erin Andrews 911 Call About The Paparazzi (Full Audio)

    Total Pro Sports – It’s remarkable the damage one nude amateur video can cause to a single person. Erin Andrews, sideline reporter for ESPN, was recently exposed in a peephole video taken by an unknown individual while she was naked in her hotel room.  As if her privacy hadn’t been invaded enough in that single […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/29/09 – Joba Chamberlain

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/29/09 – Joba Chamberlain

    Total Pro Sports – Playing against a division rival with the opportunity to increase their lead in the AL East, the New York Yankees sent Joba Chamberlain to the mound and got just the type of performance they were looking for.  It was more than enough to assure the Yanks the victory over the Tampa […]

  • Ricky Berens’ Bare Butt Exposed At World Swimming Championships

    Ricky Berens’ Bare Butt Exposed At World Swimming Championships

    Total Pro Sports – Records weren’t the only things breaking during the World Swimming Championships in Rome. The swimsuit of Ricky Berens was as well, making him the latest victim of a swimming wardrobe malfunction. Last time it was Flavia Zoccari exposing her butt to the world at the Mediterranean Games.  This time it is […]

  • Who Needs A Golf Cart When You’ve Got Llamas?

    Who Needs A Golf Cart When You’ve Got Llamas?

    Are you lacking the thrill of standing inches from a Charles Barkley drive?  Want to experience exciting, like a Leif Olsen bank-shot hole-in-one?  Need something different, like an inflatable penis watching as you golf with Michael Jordan?  North Carolina has just the thing! Llamas for caddies! We may have over-exaggerated the thrill and excitement levels […]

  • Subaru WRX Flips Multiple Times In Scary Rally Car Crash

    Subaru WRX Flips Multiple Times In Scary Rally Car Crash

    Total Pro Sports – We have seen why Rally Car Racing can be a frightening sport at times.  Whether the drivers are coming inches away from having their head decapitated by a tree, or falling hundreds of feet down a mountain, there is no shortage of terrifying events that may occur during these races. In […]