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  • 5-Year-Old Opens Red Sox Season With ‘Miracle On Ice’ Speech

    5-Year-Old Opens Red Sox Season With ‘Miracle On Ice’ Speech

    Last season couldn’t have been more disappointing for the Boston Red Sox.  Not only did they fail to win a single game in the post season, but they would also have to sit and watch as their arch rivals, the New York Yankees, went on to win their first World Series in nine years. It […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 4/4/10 — Kevin Youkilis

    The Stat Line of the Night — 4/4/10 — Kevin Youkilis

    For those of you who are not huge basketball or hockey fans, the stretch between the Super Bowl and baseball’s opening day can seem like an eternity.  That eternity finally ended last night, with the Yankees facing the Red Sox at Fenway Park to start the season.  The game did not disappoint, as the Yankees […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Crouching Tiger, Folding Table

    Picture Of The Day: Crouching Tiger, Folding Table

    This gymnast has more flexibility in her than a team of NASCAR drivers.  I’m not sure what this stretch is called, considering I would tear both hamstrings completely if I ever remotely attempted such a maneuver, but my guess is it’s called something like “crouching tiger, folding table.”

  • Picture Of the Day: Get Back Here You Pussy

    Picture Of the Day: Get Back Here You Pussy

    I didn’t know it was legal in wrestling to run away during a match, but that’s exactly what it seems like this guy is doing in this picture.  Like a parent trying to drag their last kid out of the car in the parking lot at the dentist’s office, his opponent is pulling on his […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 4/1/10 – Dustin Brown

    The Stat Line of the Night – 4/1/10 – Dustin Brown

    There was some major lamp lighting going on last night in Los Angeles. Poor Roberto Luongo probably had some nightmares. The Kings absolutely wrecked the Canucks, jumping out to a 5-0 lead and winning by a score of 8-3. The first star was Kings left winger Dustin Brown. Brown blasted 6 shots at Luongo and […]

  • Denard Span Hits His Own Mom With A Foul Ball (Video)

    Denard Span Hits His Own Mom With A Foul Ball (Video)

    Being the good son that he is, Denard Span thought it would be a great idea go get his mom some seats next to his team’s dugout for their pre-season game yesterday afternoon against the New York Yankees.  Yes, at that point he was likely on the top of his mother’s “people I love the […]

  • PowderPuff Cheerleading At Its Finest (Video)

    PowderPuff Cheerleading At Its Finest (Video)

    I, for one, am a huge fan of the traditional cheerleaders.  You know which ones I am talking about.  The sexy females who dress in cute little skirts and tight shirts as they pump their little pompoms.  I always thought that was the whole point of cheerleaders in sports.  Bringing sex to what is often […]

  • Picture Of The Day: One Of These Things Doesn’t Belong

    Picture Of The Day: One Of These Things Doesn’t Belong

    With the world seemingly drowning in fears of global warming, it is always nice to see people taking their bike out for a ride, rather than starting up their car and injecting our air with even more unnecessary fumes.  A picture like this is evidence of a good start towards cleaning up our air, but […]

  • Caron Butler Stars In His Own Old Spice Parody

    Caron Butler Stars In His Own Old Spice Parody

    Winners of three in a row, and currently holding on to the second seed in the Western Conference, the Dallas Mavericks have done everything but stink up the joint.  In fact, throughout the course of their climb up the standings, they have smelled quite good, thanks in large part to the “Mavs Musk.” Now the […]

  • Spike To The Face (Video)

    Spike To The Face (Video)

    He bumped when he should have set.  The result was a mouth full of leather.  Hopefully next time he will remember to keep his hands up. That was the scene during a youth volleyball game, and according to the YouTube description, the kid taking the ball to the face had to leave the game.  No […]

  • The SI Jinx Gets Roy Halladay For At Least One Day

    The SI Jinx Gets Roy Halladay For At Least One Day

    After being traded in the off-season to the Philadelphia Phillies, there has been high expectations placed on both Roy Halladay, and his new club.  In fact, the expectations are so high that the Doc was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s 2010 Baseball Preview edition. You know what that means.  The jinx is on, […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 3/31/10 – Kevin Durant

    The Stat Line of the Night – 3/31/10 – Kevin Durant

    Kevin Durant almost made a grown man cry last night. Kevin Garnett was so distraught, he thought he was playing Michael F’ing Jordan as the Celts took on the Thunder in Boston. While Durantula is not MJ, he’s certainly on his way to being of the premiere players in the NBA. KG was upset about […]

  • KG on KD: Thought We Was Playin’ Michael F*cking Jordan Tonight

    KG on KD: Thought We Was Playin’ Michael F*cking Jordan Tonight

    When the Celtics played the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA finals a few years back, they needed the fans at the TD Banknorth Garden to remind Kobe Bryant that he was not Michael Jordan. You can bet that last night during their game against the Oklahoma City Thunder, Kevin Garnett was wishing the Boston […]

  • Aerobics Girl (GIF)

    Aerobics Girl (GIF)

    I am not too sure how much of a workout this female is actually getting from these knee bends and arm curls, but whatever she is doing, it seems to be working out quite well.  Not since “the perfect push-up” have I been so intrigued by the performance of a single exercise. I was never […]

  • Tiger Woods Manikin Dressed In Condoms (Pic)

    Tiger Woods Manikin Dressed In Condoms (Pic)

    So this is supposed to be Tiger Woods, right?  I would assume so, judging by the Nike symbols and “Let’s do it Tiger” belt buckle, but what in the world is up with the funky pink shirt and orange pants?  Since when does Tiger dress up like John Daly? In case you were wondering, this […]