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  • Kansas City Wizards’ Claudio Lopez Scores From 60 Yards Out

    Kansas City Wizards’ Claudio Lopez Scores From 60 Yards Out

    Total Pro Sports – Earlier today we showed you a Ronaldo shot attempt gone bad.  This time we are here to bring you a Claudio Lopez shot gone good.  Very Good! I guess David Beckham isn’t the only one who can bend it in from long distances, and while he has been busy fighting with […]

  • Bas Rutten Puts Hardcore Sports Radio’s Cam Stewart To Sleep

    Bas Rutten Puts Hardcore Sports Radio’s Cam Stewart To Sleep

    Total Pro Sports – Let the assault on sports reporters continue. First Cris “Cyborg” Santos put Aaron Tru of MMA Worldwide to sleep.  Then Gina Carano choked out John Brenkus of Sports Science.  This time we have Bas Rutten getting his arms around the neck of “The Raging Redhead”, Cam Stewart. In one of the […]

  • Ronaldo Has Gone From Great Goal Scorer To Embarassing Free Kick Taker

    Ronaldo Has Gone From Great Goal Scorer To Embarassing Free Kick Taker

    Total Pro Sports – It was long ago when Ronaldo was leading his Brazilian International soccer club to the 2002 World Cup, and breaking the career World Cup goal scoring record at the 2006 tournament in Germany. He has since stumbled somewhat into soccer obscurity, going back to his home country Brazil to play with […]

  • Marcus Aurelio’s Delivers Capoeira Kick For Unreal MMA KO

    Marcus Aurelio’s Delivers Capoeira Kick For Unreal MMA KO

    Total Pro Sports – It seems as though every time we think we have seen the MMA KO of the year, someone else comes around the following week and gives us an even better candidate for the prestigious award.  It started of with Yahir Reyes‘ spinning backfist.  Then we witnessed Chad Leonhardt‘s vicious knee at […]

  • Ronnie Renner Sets New Big Air World Record In Chicago

    Ronnie Renner Sets New Big Air World Record In Chicago

    Total Pro Sports – It seems as though the Red Bull team is up for just about anything these days.  Whether it is NASCAR’s Brian Vickers performing a pit stop in the middle of Time Square in New York, Robbie Maddison doing a backflip across the Tower Bridge in London, or Reggie Bush soaring through […]

  • B.J. Penn Has A Message For You: Just Say No To Steroids

    B.J. Penn Has A Message For You: Just Say No To Steroids

    Total Pro Sports – BJ Penn has a message for all you kids out there.  Have you ever dreamed of being able to jump out of a 3-foot pool?  Or how about being able to put your leg behind your head without using your hands?  Well he has done both of the above.  So what’s […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/26/09 – Justin Morneau

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/26/09 – Justin Morneau

    Total Pro Sports – Justin Morneau got the Twins’ bats started in the first, and they never looked back from there, beating up on Ervin Sanatana and the Los Angeles Angels bullpen.  When it was all said and done, it was the Twins who would take the important victory by a convincing score of 10-1. […]

  • Leif Olson Hits Incredible Bank Shot Hole-In-One At Canadian Open

    Leif Olson Hits Incredible Bank Shot Hole-In-One At Canadian Open

    Total Pro Sports – He didn’t need to break out the pool cue, but Leif Olson‘s tee shot on the par-3 15th looked more like something you would see at the billiards table rather than the golf course.  Let’s just say this is golf’s shot of the year thus far.  If you thought hitting a […]

  • Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, Or Sidney Crosby’s Cry Baby?

    Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, Or Sidney Crosby’s Cry Baby?

    Total Pro Sports – It’s Saturday, and as I was doing my regular weekend rummaging for interesting, funny, or original works, I found something that fits all of the above.  The Score Blog put together a hilarious post named “Ten Album Covers Defaced By Sports” (check it out if you care to see them all).  […]

  • Ferrari’s Felipe Massa Involved In Scary Crash At Hungarian Grand Prix

    Ferrari’s Felipe Massa Involved In Scary Crash At Hungarian Grand Prix

    Total Pro Sports – It was only five days ago that we witnessed the freakish accident which resulted in the death of F2 driver Henry Surtees.  Today a similar incident played out at the Hungarian Grand Prix involving Felipe Massa.  Luckily he did not suffer the same fate as Surtees. Surtees death occurred when he […]

  • Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    While pitchers are throwing perfect games at the south end of Chicago, those guys in the north are still trying to figure out those tricky baseball hats.  We already knew they could be a little crazy at times, and their hygiene may be of question at times, but we never suspected plain stupidity. We are […]

  • Georgia Bulldogs John Cock Shows His Cox…Or Something Like That

    Georgia Bulldogs John Cock Shows His Cox…Or Something Like That

    Total Pro Sports – Photoshop has become a useful tool these days.  There is not better way to enhance a picture than through the use of such a program.  Take the Panama cricket booty girls for example, who went from average asses to super booties.  So where was the Adobe picture altering program when John […]

  • Keith Eloi Jumps Out Of A Pool Backwards!

    Keith Eloi Jumps Out Of A Pool Backwards!

    Total Pro Sports – Last time we saw Keith Eloi of the Washington Redskins he was jumping into the back of a closed pickup truck wearing flip-flops.  Now he is back again, and more impressive than ever. We have seen others such as BJ Penn and Jarron Gilbert jump out of a three-foot pool.  In […]

  • ‘Sugar’ Shane Mosley and PETA Team Up Against Dogfighting

    ‘Sugar’ Shane Mosley and PETA Team Up Against Dogfighting

    Total Pro Sports – Dogfighting has been a problem for quite some time, but only since the Michael Vick incident has it become such a hot topic throughout the media.  Awareness was raised during his trial, and prior to his release we were treated to some pics of the dogs retrieved from his house, and […]