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  • WNBA Star Diana Taurasi Arrested For DUI

    WNBA Star Diana Taurasi Arrested For DUI

    Total Pro Sports – One thing that the WNBA would probably love to do is model their game after the NBA in hopes of receiving similar television ratings.  Someone should have told Diana Taurasi that their imitation of the men’s game should come ON THE COURT, not off it. Taurasi’s Phoenix Mercury had just completed […]

  • Evgeni Malkin Takes Oksana Kondakova To Miami Beach, Cup Not Included

    Evgeni Malkin Takes Oksana Kondakova To Miami Beach, Cup Not Included

    Total Pro Sports – After a tough post-season that concluded with him raising both the Stanley Cup and the Conn Smythe Trophy, Pittsburgh Penguins all-star forward Evgeni Malkin has been taking some time off in Miami Beach to enjoy the sun, sand, booze, and Oksana Kondakova, his incredibly hot girlfriend. Pictures have been floating around […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/02/09 – Derrek Lee

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/02/09 – Derrek Lee

    Total Pro Sports – As we get to the midway point in the MLB season the race in the NL Central is as tight as it gets.  That makes every game within it that much more important.  The Cubs are looking to make the most of their series with the division leading Milwaukee Brewers and […]

  • Swarm Of Bees Attack Petco Park, Delay Game

    Swarm Of Bees Attack Petco Park, Delay Game

    Total Pro Sports – Manny Ramirez is returning today and he may have more to worry about than the taunting fans and insulting signs on display in left field of San Diego’s Petco Park.  That section of the park has now become infested with a giant swarm of bees.  What better way to welcome back […]

  • 5 Ways To Greet The Return Of Manny Ramirez

    5 Ways To Greet The Return Of Manny Ramirez

    Total Pro Sports – Today Dodgers’ slugger Manny Ramirez will make his return to the MLB after serving a 50-game suspension for failing a drug test.  LA will travel to San Diego to take on the Padres and it should be interesting.  We have all seen how other juiced-up ball players have been received by […]

  • Masked Mexican Mini-Wrestlers Murder By Prostitutes

    Masked Mexican Mini-Wrestlers Murder By Prostitutes

    Total Pro Sports – In our “are you kidding me, this really happened?” story of the day, we have a tale of two Mexican Lucha Mini stars who were murdered by a couple of prostitutes. The two men were 35-year-old twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez and the story goes as follows.  Following a show […]

  • Frank Lampard Enjoys Scenery In Vegas

    Frank Lampard Enjoys Scenery In Vegas

    Total Pro Sports – Las Vegas has been know as one of the great traveling destinations of the world.  It is where your regular Joe or big-time superstar alike can go, party, and enjoy the scenery.  Frank Lampard is doing just that and it seems as though he likes what he sees. The Chelsea midfielder […]

  • Norwegian Soccer Player Espen Nystuen Celebrates Doggy-style

    Norwegian Soccer Player Espen Nystuen Celebrates Doggy-style

    Total Pro Sports – The odd celebrations continue to roll in today.  First we saw Arland Bruce pay tribute to Michael Jackson in a rather unusual way.  Now it is the Norwegian soccer stars getting into the act.  We don’t assume this to be a tribute to MJ as well.  Unless, of course, the “receiver” […]

  • Argos’ Arland Bruce TD Celebration A Tribute To Michael Jackson

    Argos’ Arland Bruce TD Celebration A Tribute To Michael Jackson

    Total Pro Sports – Exactly one week ago, the world was in shock after word spread of the death of Michael Jackson.  Since then we have seen millions pay tribute to the fallen pop-star, but none as odd as Argos wideout Arland Bruce’s. In the opening game of the CFL season last night between the […]

  • Rowdy Roddy Piper Arrested For DUI

    Rowdy Roddy Piper Arrested For DUI

    Total Pro Sports – Oh the irony.  After recently speaking about the drug and alcohol-related problems surrounding the wrestling industry, 55-year-old Rowdy Roddy Piper was arrested last night in Los Angeles for driving under the influence. Piper, whose real name is Roderick George Toombs, was pulled over by police at 1am local time.  He was […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/01/09 – Hank Blalock

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/01/09 – Hank Blalock

    Total Pro Sports – In a crucial series against their division rivals from Los Angeles, the Texas Rangers took the final two games from the Angels, and much of their success in the series can be attributed to the play of Hank Blalock.  Hank sat out Tuesday’s game and it seemingly paid off Wednesday. After […]

  • She Did It!  Simona Halep’s Breasts Are Gone!

    She Did It! Simona Halep’s Breasts Are Gone!

    Total Pro Sports – Well the fantasy is officially over.  The tennis world has lost two of its brightest upcoming stars.  The left and right breasts of Simona Halep. After the big breasted 17-year-old Romanian tennis player was discovered earlier this year within the sports blogging world, she would soon state her plans to reduce […]

  • Swimmer Flavia Zoccari’s Butt Tears Through Swimsuit

    Swimmer Flavia Zoccari’s Butt Tears Through Swimsuit

    Total Pro Sports – We have all heard about athletes withdrawing from competitions due to a tear near their groin area, but hardly ever like the one experienced by Italian swimmer Falvia Zoccari.  Guess that one extra plate of pasta really can make a difference. Just prior to the beginning of the 200 meter finals […]

  • 2009 NHL UFAs: Top of the Class

    2009 NHL UFAs: Top of the Class

    Total Pro Sports – With the 12:00pm EST July 1st deadline just hours away it’s time to take a look at some of the big fishes that will be available in this year’s UFA pond. With the salary cap speculated to decrease for the 2010-11 season it’ll be interesting to see what kind of contracts […]

  • Happy Canada Day From TPS!

    Happy Canada Day From TPS!

    Total Pro Sports – Today is Canada’s birthday, and as Canadians we here at TPS will be taking the day off to hopefully enjoy some great weather and celebrations.  We will be back in full force tomorrow.  Until then, here is a sweet face-plant by a drunken bike rider (after the jump).  Booze and bikes […]