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  • Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson Top Odds For Celebrity Scandal

    Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson Top Odds For Celebrity Scandal

    Total Pro Sports – When they say you can bet on just about anything these days, they are not lying.  Whether its a coin flip, presidential race, or movie release numbers, you can always find a sportsbook with a line on it.  And now you can add celebrity scandals to the mix. Word has it […]

  • Victoria Beckham’s Breast Reduction Takes Boobs Down A Notch

    Victoria Beckham’s Breast Reduction Takes Boobs Down A Notch

    Total Pro Sports – It is the third time her breasts have gone under the knife, but the first time that they have left the surgery table with less, rather than more. At the age of 35, Victoria Beckham has decided that life as an upmarket fashion designer and mother of three no longer requires […]

  • Terrell Owens Search For Buffalo Home Finally Over

    Terrell Owens Search For Buffalo Home Finally Over

    Total Pro Sports – The long search for a home in Buffalo is now over.  Terrell Owens has found a new driveway to do situps on as reporters interview him. A good housing market was not one of Owens’ reasons for coming to Buffalo, and he has endured quite a number of rejections during his […]

  • Tom Brady’s Life Saved By Elementary School Art Teacher

    Tom Brady’s Life Saved By Elementary School Art Teacher

    Total Pro Sports – What ever happened to the days when sports athletes would use their incredible strengths and athletic abilities to save the average Joe from a burning building or an icy lake.  These days Tom Brady, a.k.a. the greatest man on Earth, can’t even save himself.  Luckily elementary school art teacher Robin Leed […]

  • Female MMA Fighter Cris “Cyborg” Santos Chokes Out A Reporter

    Female MMA Fighter Cris “Cyborg” Santos Chokes Out A Reporter

    Total Pro Sports – The question asked was how long does it take to choke out an opponent.  The answer given was 3 seconds, and when put to the test it seems like Cris “Cyborg” Santos was just about right. Things got a little out of hand for reporter Aaron Tru of MMA Worldwide when […]

  • Does Anyone Really Care About Sammy Sosa And his Steroids?

    Does Anyone Really Care About Sammy Sosa And his Steroids?

    Total Pro Sports – So I may be a little behind in reporting that former MLB slugger Sammy Sosa tested positive for performance enhancing drugs back in 2003.  Well let me tell you something.  Everyone reporting this yesterday and today were years behind.  Let’s be serious now.  Who in their right mind still believed that […]

  • The Most Amazing Street Basketball Tricks Ever

    The Most Amazing Street Basketball Tricks Ever

    Total Pro Sports – Many people talk about how the NBA’s Slam Dunk Competition is loosing its aura because of the lack of creativity.  Players these days just don’t have anything new to offer, and how can we blame them.  There is only so much the body can do.  Ball through the legs dunk.  Jump […]

  • Mario Lemieux Sure Can Throw A Stanley Cup Party

    Mario Lemieux Sure Can Throw A Stanley Cup Party

    Having won two of his own during his playing years with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Mario Lemieux is no stranger to Stanley Cup victory parties.  Unfortunately some of the current Pens may be, so Mario decided to show them what its all about. At his unbelievable mansion in Siwickley, Pa, Lemieux threw a party for the […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/15/09 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/15/09 – Felix Hernandez

    Total Pro Sports – In a season filled with mediocrity thus far, the Seattle Mariners do have one bright spot to dwell on.  That is their young ace Felix Hernandez, as he displayed his talents once again last night.  Coming off a string outing last game in which he only allowed one run, Hernandez upped […]

  • Sleazy Salvadorian Men Grope Large Breasted Woman At Soccer Game

    Sleazy Salvadorian Men Grope Large Breasted Woman At Soccer Game

    Total Pro Sports – If you are looking for an example of indecency, look no further than soccer fans in El Salvador.  Someone may want to tell them that the naive years of females as objects without rights are long gone.  Perhaps their women’s rights movements have developed at the same sluggish speed as their […]

  • Tennis To Begin Penalizing Grunters

    Tennis To Begin Penalizing Grunters

    Total Pro Sports – It is one of the more unusual parts of the game.  Men and Women of the tennis world who feel the need to grunt at each swing of the racket.  Hockey players do not grunt when taking shots or delivering hits.  Baseball players don’t do it when pitching or hitting.  Basketball […]

  • Penguins Fans Have Great Throwing Arms

    Penguins Fans Have Great Throwing Arms

    Total Pro Sports – Should the Pittsburgh Steelers be looking for a replacement quarterback if something terrible happens to Ben Roethlisberger, they may have found the perfect fit at the Penguins Stanley Cup parade.  My only question is how did throwing a football around become part of a hockey celebration? With the video camera rolling, […]

  • Erin Andrews Butt Cam Is Newest ESPN Invention

    Erin Andrews Butt Cam Is Newest ESPN Invention

    Total Pro Sports – What better way to make college baseball more interesting than trying out some new things.  ESPN did so during the game between Arkansas and LSU when they showed viewers what they have all been waiting for.  Drum roll please……The ESPN Erin Andrews Butt Cam!  Its everything the name says it is.  […]

  • Balsillie’s Bid To Buy and Move Coyotes Rejected

    Balsillie’s Bid To Buy and Move Coyotes Rejected

    Total Pro Sports – With the NHL season over, there is now plenty of time to talk about the possibility of the Phoenix Coyotes moving North of the Boarder to Hamilton, Ontario.  Well after yesterday’s court ruling, that issue has ended as well. Judge Redfield T. Baum announced in a 21 page decision that he […]