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  • Sh*t In A Sock The Perfect Cheerleader Prank!

    Sh*t In A Sock The Perfect Cheerleader Prank!

    Total Pro Sports – The days of hazing have not passed us by just yet.  In fact, some would argue that they have only got worse as students become even more creative with their pranks.  But what happens when they get too creative.  Then you have some shit on your hands.  Literally! Three cheerleaders decided […]

  • Matador Gored Fighting A Bull, Now Fights For His Life

    Matador Gored Fighting A Bull, Now Fights For His Life

    Total Pro Sports – Just like the saying goes.  “If You mess with the bull, you get the horns.”  Israel Lancho learned that the hard way and now, after losing his fight with the bull, he finds himself in critical condition fighting for his life in a Madrid hospital.  Score one point for mother nature.  […]

  • 2009 Spelling Bee Champ Crowned! Do They Check I.D.’s?

    2009 Spelling Bee Champ Crowned! Do They Check I.D.’s?

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday some of you may have been channel surfing and noticed during the day that something not resembling sports was on ESPN.  Later in the night that same something would find itself on ABC.  That something was the 2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee.  this has become a popular event, among both […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/28/09 – LeBron James

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/28/09 – LeBron James

    Total Pro Sports – He knew what was on the line.  Beat the Orlando Magic, or go home disappointed with a 4-1 series loss.  He also knew that in order for his side to win, the bulk of the load would once again fall on his shoulders, just as it always has.  So what did […]

  • Shaq Challenges Lance Armstrong To Bike Race On Twitter

    Shaq Challenges Lance Armstrong To Bike Race On Twitter

    Total Pro Sports – Shaq has really taken to this whole Twitter thing.  So much so that now he is challenging other professional sports athletes to competitions in their own sports.  First on the List?  Lance Armstrong. Shaq tweeted Armstrong saying, “I challenge u to a race any time any place, it’s time someone challenged […]

  • Steven Gerrard Goes Ugly.  So How Did He End Up With Alex Curran?

    Steven Gerrard Goes Ugly. So How Did He End Up With Alex Curran?

    Total Pro Sports -  In Europe, gorgeous women seem to fall head over heals for soccer players, no matter what they look like.  European footballers never seem to have a problem picking up the ladies, and if they do, they can always fall back on Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard’s old game plan.  “Go ugly, avoid […]

  • Matt Wieters, Baseball Demi-God To Debut On Friday

    Matt Wieters, Baseball Demi-God To Debut On Friday

    Total Pro Sports – Every struggling franchise dreams of their savior. The Baltimore Orioles are hoping they have found a franchise player and switch hitting catcher to add to their already potent line up and help accelerate the journey back to winning seasons and contention in the AL East. Possibly the most anticipated minor leaguer […]

  • Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction

    Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction

    Updates June 3/09 – *Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs” Total Pro Sports – Many of us may have thought her previous threat to undergo breast reduction surgery would not fall through. Maybe she would realize how much those breasts meant to her fans. Perhaps she would understand that […]

  • “What Did I Do?” Asks The Gatorade Cooler To Carlos Zambrano

    “What Did I Do?” Asks The Gatorade Cooler To Carlos Zambrano

    Total Pro Sports – Upon further review, home plate umpire Mark Carlson may have got the call right, but Carlos Zambrano was having none of that.  And once the Carlson was through hearing his testimony, Zambrano decided to let the Gatorade cooler know what he though.  Never a dull moment at Wrigley. In the afternoon […]

  • Not Impressed With The Stanley Cup Finals Schedule?  Blame Conan!

    Not Impressed With The Stanley Cup Finals Schedule? Blame Conan!

    Total Pro Sports – Okay.  So we don’t want to be hard on Conan O’Brien.  But we will take it out on NBC, as their fingerprints are all over the schedule for the Stanley Cup Finals between the Detroit Red Wings and the Pittsburgh Penguins.  After Darren Helm’s overtime winner clinched the Wings berth in […]

  • Hot Ball Girl Kelli Curci Makes Snag On Foul Ball

    Hot Ball Girl Kelli Curci Makes Snag On Foul Ball

    Total Pro Sports – We are often privileged to witness the great plays, or miss-plays, of ball boys and girls alike.  Many times they are old men whose athletic days are behind them, making for a hilarious moment.  Other times the young male ball boy will attempt to impress spectators with a diving grab.  But […]

  • Danica Patrick Signs Some Man Boobs In New Commercial

    Danica Patrick Signs Some Man Boobs In New Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – What better way to get people to switch their mobile phone plans than have a sexy female athlete signing some man boobs.  That’s what Boost Mobile had in mind when they made the commercial featuring Danica Patrick signing the breasts of some of her “chesty” male supporters. The commercial opens with […]

  • Fan Gives Ref The Finger As Wings Give Blackhawks The Boot

    Fan Gives Ref The Finger As Wings Give Blackhawks The Boot

    Total Pro Sports – It was a close game five, but in the end the Wings were once again too much for the younger Blackhawks to handle.  Even with the experience of Lidstrom, Datsyuk and Draper absent from the line-up (not to mention the surprising late scratch of Jonathan Ericsson), they got just enough from […]

  • Why Buy A Jeremy Shockey Jersey? When You Can Paint One On!

    Why Buy A Jeremy Shockey Jersey? When You Can Paint One On!

    Total Pro Sports – Those Jeremy Shockey New Orleans Saints jerseys likely aren’t flying off the shelves, and competing with the likes of Reggie Bush and Drew Brees, it isn’t likely that they will be anytime soon.  It may even be difficult to find a Saints jersey with the number 88 on the back, but […]

  • Barcelona Up 1-0 At The Half

    Barcelona Up 1-0 At The Half

    Total Pro Sports – It looked like it was going to be a long night for Barcelona trying to stop Cristiano Ronaldo and the rest of the Manchester United attack in the first nine minutes, but that changed in the tenth after Samuel Eto’os remarkable move on Vidic, turning him inside out, then slipping a […]