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  • She Did It!  Simona Halep’s Breasts Are Gone!

    She Did It! Simona Halep’s Breasts Are Gone!

    Total Pro Sports – Well the fantasy is officially over.  The tennis world has lost two of its brightest upcoming stars.  The left and right breasts of Simona Halep. After the big breasted 17-year-old Romanian tennis player was discovered earlier this year within the sports blogging world, she would soon state her plans to reduce […]

  • Swimmer Flavia Zoccari’s Butt Tears Through Swimsuit

    Swimmer Flavia Zoccari’s Butt Tears Through Swimsuit

    Total Pro Sports – We have all heard about athletes withdrawing from competitions due to a tear near their groin area, but hardly ever like the one experienced by Italian swimmer Falvia Zoccari.  Guess that one extra plate of pasta really can make a difference. Just prior to the beginning of the 200 meter finals […]

  • 2009 NHL UFAs: Top of the Class

    2009 NHL UFAs: Top of the Class

    Total Pro Sports – With the 12:00pm EST July 1st deadline just hours away it’s time to take a look at some of the big fishes that will be available in this year’s UFA pond. With the salary cap speculated to decrease for the 2010-11 season it’ll be interesting to see what kind of contracts […]

  • Happy Canada Day From TPS!

    Happy Canada Day From TPS!

    Total Pro Sports – Today is Canada’s birthday, and as Canadians we here at TPS will be taking the day off to hopefully enjoy some great weather and celebrations.  We will be back in full force tomorrow.  Until then, here is a sweet face-plant by a drunken bike rider (after the jump).  Booze and bikes […]

  • Cowboys’ Miles Austin Celebrates His Birthday With Bunnies

    Cowboys’ Miles Austin Celebrates His Birthday With Bunnies

    Total Pro Sports – It’s your birthday.  Why not treat yourself to some hot scantily clad women in bunny outfits.  that was what Miles Austin, wide receiver of the Dallas Cowboys, did and it looked like it was quite the success. We don’t expect Austin to be a special guest at the Playboy Mansion anytime […]

  • This Indian Man Can Sure Kick High

    This Indian Man Can Sure Kick High

    Total Pro Sports – Today in sports that you likely never knew were sports we travel to India for the high-kick contest.  Is it just me or does this look like something that we may be seeing in NFL combine sometime in the near future. The name of the sport in India is Wushu and […]

  • Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay

    Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay

    Total Pro Sports -Is your team in need of a pitcher?  Then you may want to check out one of the newest items on sale at eBay.  None other than Jeff Supan, starting pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers. Seems like a 5-6 record and a 4.86 ERA isn’t enough to get Brewers fans to forget […]

  • Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Total Pro Sports – Will someone please buy this kid a hot dog!  Just be sure it doesn’t come from the breasts of this blond Jays fan. Camera’s caught this youngster digging deep for some gold in his nose during the weekend ball game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Philadelphia Phillies at the […]

  • Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Total Pro Sports – To anyone who has heard Darren Daulton, the Ex-Philladelphia Phillies star, speak about his time traveling escapades, conspiracy theories, and metaphysics, the following will not come as much of a surprise.  Heck.  For anyone who has kept up with the unveiling of stories about former baseball players, this may just be […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/29/09 – Tim Lincecum

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/29/09 – Tim Lincecum

    Total Pro Sports – The St. Louis Cardinals were left to accept the fact that last night was just one of those games they were not going to win.  The visiting San Francisco Giants put up one run in the first inning, and although they followed that with nine more throughout the rest of the […]

  • Anna Kournikova Gets Into A Las Vegas Catfight

    Anna Kournikova Gets Into A Las Vegas Catfight

    Total Pro Sports – We aren’t sure if there was the usual tennis player grunting we have all become accustomed to, but a catfight which involved Anna Kournikova at a Las Vegas bar sure did have the expected clawing and scratching. Reports are indicating that former tennis (star?) hottie was involved in an altercation at […]

  • Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size

    Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size

    Total Pro Sports – After fifteen stars thus far this season Ian Snell has posted a 2-8 record, and ERA of 5.36, and a total of 52 strikeouts.  Disappointing numbers for the 27-year-old member of the Pittsburgh Pirates, but rather than wonder what is wrong with Snell, who has since been sent to Triple-A, the […]

  • Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security

    Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security

    Total Pro Sports – There wasn’t much action during yesterday’s game  between the Boston Red Sox an the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field yesterday, even when the streaker entered the ball game. We have become accustomed to the typical streaker’s ability to dodge security for a least a brief period of time.  Both the Citi […]