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  • Phillies World Series Merchandise Advertisement A Bit Too Early?

    Phillies World Series Merchandise Advertisement A Bit Too Early?

    After winning the National League Championship Series against the Los Angeles Dodgers, Phillies fans were overcome with a great deal of joy, and perhaps even a bit of lust. Now they can’t wait to take home the World Series against the New York Yankees.  Only problem is they currently find themselves down three games to […]

  • Massive Brawl Erupts During Bulgarian Soccer’s Plovdiv Derby

    Massive Brawl Erupts During Bulgarian Soccer’s Plovdiv Derby

    It seems like ever time two local rivals battle it out on the soccer pitch, you never know what to expect.  At times, the result may be a pleasant one as several fans celebrate the sight of remarkable goals and lovely ladies flashing their breasts to the crowd.  Other times, as you would expect, the […]

  • Welcome To Toronto, a.k.a. Loserville

    Welcome To Toronto, a.k.a. Loserville

    Can there be a North American sports city that has suffered more disappointment than Toronto over the past decade or so?  I doubt it. Living in Canada’s most populated city, we have come to witness the downfall that is Toronto’s professional sports teams.  It is where stars have come to lay their careers to rest, […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/01/09 – Chris Johnson

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/01/09 – Chris Johnson

    The Tennessee Titans have had a miserable season thus far, but coming out of their bye week they were looking to turn things around against the division rival Jacksonville Jaguars.  Hoping that a quarterback switch would change their luck, Vince Young got the start under center for the Titans, but it was Chris Johnson who […]

  • How To Tackle (Your Own Teammate) 101

    How To Tackle (Your Own Teammate) 101

    The only thing that was missing here was the end of game dramatics that equally odd plays at Oil City, Mount Mansfield and John Glenn had previously provided during this year’s high school football season. This time we take you to a semi-pro league in Las Vegas.  So what is the best way to make […]

  • Manu Ginobili Not A Fan Of Halloween, Kills A Bat With his Bare Hand

    Manu Ginobili Not A Fan Of Halloween, Kills A Bat With his Bare Hand

    It was a case of perfect timing.  October 31st at the AT&T Center was the day, and the special visitor was none other than a bat. Unfortunately for the blind black bird, Spurs guard Manu Ginobili is not a fan of timely arrivals, unexpected guests, or Halloween in general. Late in the first quarter with […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 8

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 8

    Total Pro Sports – Things looked great for a while.  It seemed like we were about to embark upon that much needed 4-0 week.  The Colts were in the process of slaughtering the Rams and easily covering the large 13-point spread, and the Bills and Panthers were being their usual selves, struggling to put points […]

  • Baseball Prospect Aroldis Chapman is Loving America

    Baseball Prospect Aroldis Chapman is Loving America

    Aroldis Chapman is the next big prospect in baseball.  He is a Cuban phenom that has been courted by some of the biggest baseball markets in America.  He is as highly touted as Wieters was for the Orioles, if not more so.  The agency representing him is called Athletes Premier International and is looking to […]

  • Sexy Biljana Biba Golic is Taking The Table Tennis World By Storm

    Sexy Biljana Biba Golic is Taking The Table Tennis World By Storm

    Biljana Biba Golic (no relation to Mike Golic, thank god) is dominating the world table tennis scene.  After exploding onto the table tennis scene in 2004 (yes, there apparently is a table tennis scene) by winning the College National Championship out of Texas Wesleyan, she has been playing and winning tournaments all over the world.  […]

  • Meet Siena Saints Guard Just-In’Love Smith

    Meet Siena Saints Guard Just-In’Love Smith

    With the college basketball season approaching, there are a lot of things to get excited about.  Mostly though, it means a flurry of new crazy names.  The clear favorite for the best name so far has got to be Just-In’Love Smith of the Siena Saints.  Besides the odd placement of the hyphen and apostrophe, this […]

  • TPS Classic WWE Moments: Ted DiBiase And Virgil

    TPS Classic WWE Moments: Ted DiBiase And Virgil

    This week in WWE classic moments, TPS takes a look at one of the greatest wrestling heels of all time, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase. Known best for stuffing money down his opponent’s throat after putting them to sleep with his patented “Million Dollar Dream” finisher, DiBiase, along with his bodyguard Virgil, spent the […]

  • Shaq To Join The Cleveland Police Force

    Shaq To Join The Cleveland Police Force

    Shaquille O’Neal, also known as “The Big Shaqckle“, loves the limelight.  He also loves dunking the ball, alienating teammates to the point of forcing a trade, challenging Michael Phelps in a swimming race, and Twitter.  But there is one thing Shaq also seems to like as much as those other things: Being a cop. It […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 10/29/09 – Carmelo Anthony

    The Stat Line of the Night – 10/29/09 – Carmelo Anthony

    Someone is ready for the new NBA season. His name is Carmelo Anthony. Melo already has himself a nomination for “Dunk of the Year” after throwing it down over Paul Millsap in the Nuggets’ opener. He brought it up another notch as the Nuggets faced the Blazers in Portland for a Northwest Division showdown. Anthony […]