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  • 2009 NFL Draft Impressions Picks 33 – 226

    2009 NFL Draft Impressions Picks 33 – 226

    Total Pro Sports – Time to go free form and shout out some greatest hits of the second round onwards. Second Round 33 – Detroit Lions – Louis Delmas – FS Free safety: GREAT. Oh wait… Jeff Backus is still the left tackle for our new franchise QB and we signed Anthony Henry to play […]

  • Elbows, Words Fly During And After Magic vs Sixers Game 5

    Elbows, Words Fly During And After Magic vs Sixers Game 5

    Total Pro Sports – Last night, the Orlando Magic won a pivotal game 5 in their series with the Philadelphia 76ers.  Led by Dwight Howard’s 24 points and 24 rebounds, the Magic took the game 91-78 to and now have a 3-2 series lead.  While Howard’s stat line attracted a lot of attention, it was […]

  • The Sports World: What A Week In Sounds It Was!

    The Sports World: What A Week In Sounds It Was!

    Total Pro Sports – If there was ever a week that was friendly for the ears, it was this one.  That is, of course, assuming that you enjoy hearing a fed up umpire, debates about Charles Barkley’s perspiration problem, the adventures of a window cleaner, and a whole lot of love for our good friend […]

  • You Can’t Question Hockey Players Guts!!!

    You Can’t Question Hockey Players Guts!!!

    Total Pro Sports – People often speak about the great amount of courage and determination it takes to play in the NHL.  Especially in the middle of playoff time, we are always reminded of how hard some players work on and off the ice in order to give absolutely everything they have to help their […]

  • Bahrain Soccer Coach Uses Goalie’s Luxury SUV To Motivate Him

    Bahrain Soccer Coach Uses Goalie’s Luxury SUV To Motivate Him

    Total Pro Sports – So what’s the best way to get a soccer goalie motivated to stop the opposing team from scoring on him during a game???? That’s simple.  All you have you do is steal his luxury sports SUV, drive it on the field, and make him stand in front of it while you […]

  • Horse Dies During Pre-Kentucky Derby Workout

    Horse Dies During Pre-Kentucky Derby Workout

    Total Pro Sports – During a pre-Kentcuky Derby workout today called the ‘Dawn at the Downs,’a 3-year-old filly (Dr. Rap) ran full speed into another horse (Rasberry Miss) that was standing nearby. Running without a jockey you see “Dr. Rap, ” a 3-year-old colt, slam into “Raspberry Miss.” Dr. Rap had thrown her jockey and […]

  • Ladies Enjoy Wearing The Tim ‘Teebows’

    Ladies Enjoy Wearing The Tim ‘Teebows’

    Total Pro Sports – Underwear, thongs, t-birds, g-strings, panties and now the “Teebow”.  The Florida Gators who are famous for inventing Gatorade have come up with a new line of thongs for sale named the ‘Teebow’, in honor of their Heisman Quarterback Tim Tebow.

  • Simona Halep Is A 17 Year Old Tennis Star

    Simona Halep Is A 17 Year Old Tennis Star

    Updates June 3/09 – *Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs” May 28/09 – *Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction* May 22/09 – *Simona Halep Likely To Have Breast Reduction* Total Pro Sports – At 17 years of age this Romanian hottie named Simona Halep is beginning to […]

  • Tom Brady: Is That A Purse Or A European Handbag?

    Tom Brady: Is That A Purse Or A European Handbag?

    Total Pro Sports – If you are looking for Tom Brady these days, you can find him in Canada. That’s right. The Patriots’ star quarterback is with his wife, Gisele Bundchen, in Vancouver with Tom’s son John “Jack” Edward Thomas.

  • Nuggets Beat The Hornets By NBA Record 58 Points

    Nuggets Beat The Hornets By NBA Record 58 Points

    Total Pro Sports – No this is not an error, the Denver Nuggets tied an NBA record, by destroying the New Orleans Hornets by 58 points in game 4 of the their first round series of the 2009 NBA Playoffs.  The previous record was set by the Minneapolis Lakers who beat the St. Louis Hawks […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 04/27/09 – Jonas Hiller

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 04/27/09 – Jonas Hiller

    Total Pro Sports – It was do or die for the San Jose Sharks last night who traveled to Anaheim to take on the Ducks in game 6 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.  The Sharks took an early 1-0 nothing lead but lost all momentum after that and eventually losing the game to the #8 […]

  • Where Would You Take LeBron James In The NFL Draft?

    Where Would You Take LeBron James In The NFL Draft?

    Total Pro Sports – If you were an NFL team and NBA All Star LeBron James decided to declare himself for the NFL draft, would you take the chance and select LBJ????? 1st pick, 15th, 2nd round, never?? If it were our choice we would say LBJ should definitely be selected in the top 5 […]