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  • Lil’ Wayne Makes Another Song, This Time For Michael Phelps

    Lil’ Wayne Makes Another Song, This Time For Michael Phelps

    Total Pro Sports – Beware!  Sports fever is going around, and it seems as though Lil’ Wayne has caught a severe case of it.  That is probably the only way to explain his new career choice which involves making songs about every big name athlete he can possibly think of.  Last time we brought you […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/07/09 – Roy Halladay

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/07/09 – Roy Halladay

    Total Pro Sports – One start after throwing 133 pitches in a complete game effort, Jays coach Cito Gaston was keeping a close eye on his ace, Roy Halladay.  How would the Doc respond?  How about another complete game, but this time it only took 97 pitches to close out the Kansas City Royals. With […]

  • Andressa Soares Makes Ass Shaking A Sport

    Andressa Soares Makes Ass Shaking A Sport

    Total Pro Sports – I love hockey and have played my whole life, but should ass shaking become a sport, it is almost certain that it would be my new favorite.  As for my new favorite athlete.  That’s easy.  It would have to be none other than Andressa Soares, also known as “Watermelon Woman”, or […]

  • Have We Entered The Age Of Sports Entertainment?

    Have We Entered The Age Of Sports Entertainment?

    Total Pro Sports – If 80s’ quasi sci-fi movies are to be believed, our bloodlust will eventually overcome us and instead of paying to see Matt Millen butcher a franchise, we’ll get to see ex-convicts disembowel each other on roller skates. Obviously/hopefully these ideas are firmly within the realms of fantasy, but have we come […]

  • Massive Brawl Breaks Out At Minor League Lacrosse Game

    Massive Brawl Breaks Out At Minor League Lacrosse Game

    Total Pro Sports – Much like hockey, lacrosse can be an extremely rough game, and as a result fighting often comes with the territory.  A fight between two combatants is never too difficult for the refs to break up, but what do you do when more than twenty fighters are involved.  Anyone got a fire […]

  • George Foreman III KO’s Human Punching-Bag For 1st Pro Victory

    George Foreman III KO’s Human Punching-Bag For 1st Pro Victory

    Total Pro Sports – The son of former heavyweight champion George Foreman, conveniently named George Foreman III, stepped into the ring last night and won his professional debut.  Word has it they may actually find a boxer to face him for his second pro fight.  As for the first guy, Clyde Weaver, he likely collected […]

  • Jimmy Jump Runs Onto Court As Roger Federer Wins French Open

    Jimmy Jump Runs Onto Court As Roger Federer Wins French Open

    Total Pro Sports – Today at Roland Garros was perhaps one of the biggest matches in Roger Federer’s career.  Playing in the French Open final for the fourth consecutive year, it would be his best chance to take home the only major tennis title which has eluded him.  With no Rafael Nadal to stop him […]

  • Detroit Tiger Fans Don’t Want Tiger Stadium To Go

    Detroit Tiger Fans Don’t Want Tiger Stadium To Go

    Total Pro Sports – Less then 2 hours into the demolition of Tiger Stadium, destruction was halted after Wayne County Circuit Judge Isidore Torres issued a temporary restraining order until Monday. I have no idea why any Detroit fan would want to keep Tiger Stadium around? After being 60% demolished last year, only the stands […]

  • Kobe Bryant’s Rape Accuser Freestyle Rap Video

    Kobe Bryant’s Rape Accuser Freestyle Rap Video

    Total Pro Sports – Ever wonder what happened to the woman who accused Kobe Bryant of raping her in Colorado five years ago?  Well you’d be be happy to know that she has taken up a career in freestyle rapping.  As for her first big hit?  Let’s call this one, “Hey Kobe, Tell Me Why […]

  • Jays Alex Rios Is Clearly Not In The Mood To Sign Autographs

    Jays Alex Rios Is Clearly Not In The Mood To Sign Autographs

    Total Pro Sports – When a big leaguer turns down an autograph request from an older man, it is often understandable.  They do not want him to go and sell it (like he probably will) in order to make a profit.  After all, the only ones who should be making the big bucks are the […]

  • Sidney Crosby Asked By Reporter How Big His Knob Is?

    Sidney Crosby Asked By Reporter How Big His Knob Is?

    Total Pro Sports -  With all the intensity, battling and bad blood that characterizes the NHL playoffs, its always a welcome change to see the players show a lighter side on off-days.  Perhaps no one brings that out more in the bearded men on skates than The Score TV personality Cabbie. How does he do […]

  • Pens Win! Even Series With Wings

    Pens Win! Even Series With Wings

    Total Pro Sports – Just when it looked all too much like 2008, the Pittsburgh Penguins used back-to-back penalty kills to change the script and defeat the Detroit Red Wings 4-2, evening the 2009 version of the Stanley Cup Finals at 2-2. It had looked like the Wings seized control of the game early in […]

  • The X-Rated Parody Of Kobe, LeBron And Lil’ Dez Puppet Commercial

    The X-Rated Parody Of Kobe, LeBron And Lil’ Dez Puppet Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – You may be sick of the continued hype that the Kobe Bryant and LeBron James puppet commercials have been getting. Especially when considering the fact that the two NBA superstars never even faced off in the Finals (damn Magic had to ruin everything).  Nonetheless, this is one commercial of the duo […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/04/09 – Kobe Bryant

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/04/09 – Kobe Bryant

    Total Pro Sports – He needed to get his Los Angeles Lakers out to a quick start in game one of their NBA Finals matchup against the Orlando Magic, and Kobe Bryant did just that, leading the way as they posted a 100-75 victory and set the tone for the best-of-seven series.  Many had questioned […]

  • Randy Johnson Gets Win 300.  Will He Be The Last?

    Randy Johnson Gets Win 300. Will He Be The Last?

    Total Pro Sports – Last night was a historic day in baseball as Giants pitcher Randy Johnson became the 24th pitcher to reach 300 wins in his career.  Take in the moment folks because we may never get to celebrate such an accomplishment again. The wait for Randy to reach the milestone has been that […]