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  • Greg Hardy On Manziel: “Next Time, Don’t Get Caught On Camera…”

    Greg Hardy On Manziel: “Next Time, Don’t Get Caught On Camera…”

    Dear Johnny Manze–, Football (Close Enough), Congratulations on your team’s 2-8 record. I also know a thing or two about last place teams. Our team plays bad, but your team plays even worse. Kudos to your organization. The reason I’m attempting to write this letter is we need to have a talk about your bad […]

  • Eagles Fan Creates Chip Kelly In Memoriam by Bruce Springsteen (Video)

    Eagles Fan Creates Chip Kelly In Memoriam by Bruce Springsteen (Video)

    Philadelphia Eagles fans are done with the so-called ‘Genius’ Chip Kelly. The Eagles sit at 4-6, but lucky for them they play in the NFC East and the division is still up for grabs. In the past few days, there have been anonymous players & agents that have given statements that Chip has lost the locker […]

  • Terrell Owens Pleading With The Patriots To Give Him A Tryout

    Terrell Owens Pleading With The Patriots To Give Him A Tryout

    Former NFL wide receiver Terrell Owens will be 42 next month, but that still hasn’t stopped him from trying to get back in the NFL. Owens has lobbied for multiple teams to sign him through social media.  This time it’s the injury riddled New England Patriots. Here’s what Owens’ said to The Boston Globe‘s Gary Washburn: “Would […]

  • Not Ray Lewis’ Thanksgiving Motivational Speech (Vid)

    Not Ray Lewis’ Thanksgiving Motivational Speech (Vid)

    The Ray Lewis Impersonator is back with a classic to get you pumped up about Thanksgiving!! “Ray Lewis impersonator (Andre Boyd) gives an enthusiastic motivational speech to all the Mothers and Grandmothers as they mentally prepare for the grueling tasks of the upcoming thanksgiving weekend. “

  • Kevin Garnett Once Got Practice Cancelled In The Most Awesome Way Possible

    Kevin Garnett Once Got Practice Cancelled In The Most Awesome Way Possible

    Story time! This one comes from ESPN’s Jackie MacMullan.  It’s about a time back in 2009, when then-Boston Celtics head coach Doc Rivers wanted Kevin Garnett to sit out for one practice, much to the chagrin of his all-star power forward. We won’t ruin it for you.  Here’s an excerpt from MacMullen’s article: And so […]

  • Carolina Panthers Lip-Sync to Adele’s “Hello” (Video)

    Carolina Panthers Lip-Sync to Adele’s “Hello” (Video)

    When your team is undefeated this late into the NFL season, like the 10-0 Carolina Panthers currently are, you can get away with doing some really strange sh*t, like lip-syncing to Adele’s “Hello” and posting it on Instagram. So, without further ado, here’s the Panthers’ Luke Kuechly, Greg Olsen, Fozzy Whittaker, Ben Jacobs, and Jonathan […]

  • Here’s a Video Showing Everything that’s Wrong with ‘Rocky IV’

    Here’s a Video Showing Everything that’s Wrong with ‘Rocky IV’

    Generally, the fourth installments in franchises aren’t highly-regarded, but Rocky IV managed to buck that trend, pitting the Philly-born protagonist against not just Ivan Drago, but the entire communist bloc. He won, saved democracy, and there was even time for some great montages and lines like, “I will break you.” However, it’s not all sunshine […]