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  • Sean Avery Enjoys Some Sloppy Seconds Of His Own

    Sean Avery Enjoys Some Sloppy Seconds Of His Own

    Total Pro Sports -  Sean Avery made sports headlines last year when he commented on other players hooking up with his “sloppy seconds.”  Now he is the one eating off another man’s unclean plate. The NY Post reported that Avery was seen getting close with Hilary Rhoda.  In case that name doesn’t sound familiar, she […]

  • A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    Total Pro Sports – If only this were about five or six years ago.  Alex Rodriguez coming off hip surgery is feeling fatigued.  It is difficult to come back and play every game after undergoing such a procedure, but you are always one ass injection away from a power surge.  Too bad PEDs and Roids […]

  • DJ Steve Proter Makes A Mean Press Conference Rap Mix: “Press Hop”

    DJ Steve Proter Makes A Mean Press Conference Rap Mix: “Press Hop”

    Total Pro Sports – Everyone loves a great press conference blowup and we have had some memorable ones in recent memory.  From Allen Iverson questioning practice, to Mike Gundy’s asserting his manhood, the sound bites have accumulated throughout the past decade.  What better way to honor it than with a rap-mix tape. In all seriousness, […]

  • 2009 NHL Mock Draft: 3.0

    2009 NHL Mock Draft: 3.0

    Updated (June 22nd, 2009) Total Pro Sports – Introducing the Total Pro Sports NHL Mock Draft, version 3.0! It is our intention to add more, more, MORE to this section each week, making TPS your one stop shop for draft analysis. Changing team needs, player workout results, in-depth film study, character assessments, and all the […]

  • Patrick Kane Introduced As The EA Sports NHL 2010 Cover Boy

    Patrick Kane Introduced As The EA Sports NHL 2010 Cover Boy

    Total Pro Sports – EA Sports unveiled the latest NHL star to grace the cover of their popular hockey video game NHL 2010, and it’s none other than Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane. At only 20 years of age, Kane is not far removed from the days he used to play the game himself.  His […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/22/09 – Aaron Cook

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/22/09 – Aaron Cook

    Total Pro Sports – With not much to chose from in the world of sports last night, Aaron Cook did impress, but so too did the rest of his team in an 11-1 dismantling of the Los Angeles Angels.  We likely should be presenting this award to the entire team, but things just don’t work […]

  • Stefanie Guimareas Proves Women Can Throw Knees Too

    Stefanie Guimareas Proves Women Can Throw Knees Too

    Total Pro Sports – Bellator has become well known for its outstanding knockouts on the male MMA side, and this weekend Stefanie Guimareas showed that the ladies can do some damage too.  During Bellator XII, that damage landed on the chin of her opponent, Yvonne Reis. Ranking right up there with the devastating knee KOs […]

  • Sidney Crosby Sleeps With The Stanley Cup

    Sidney Crosby Sleeps With The Stanley Cup

    After winning the most cherished trophy in sports “The Stanley Cup”, against the Detroit Red Wings, Pittsburgh Penguins Captain Sidney Crosby seemed to have accomplished all his childhood goals!  Or did he? Pictures leaked just days after the Penguins won the Stanley Cup.  Teammates photographed Sidney Crosby sleeping with the cup, also snuggling up with […]

  • Football Flasher Tim Orchard Is Balls Deep In Trouble

    Football Flasher Tim Orchard Is Balls Deep In Trouble

    Total Pro Sports – Another odd sexual act in the game of soccer has one player from AFL Tasmanian team Clarence FC in quite a bit of trouble.  What likely started out as a joke between himself and some teammates, now has Tim Orchard in hot water. During an interview with veteran teammate Ben Setchell […]

  • Kid Hits A Crazy Full Court Flip Shot.  Try That LeBron!

    Kid Hits A Crazy Full Court Flip Shot. Try That LeBron!

    Total Pro Sports – During the NBA playoffs we got to see some great trick shots from LeBron James.  One came from on his ass and another from way beyond the court, but this young eighth-grader easily out did him with one simple flip. The gym was packed to watch him give it a shot.  […]

  • Yankees vs. Marlins Fan Fights Make Kids Cry

    Yankees vs. Marlins Fan Fights Make Kids Cry

    Total Pro Sports – We have seen the fan fights before.  At AT&T Park, Citizens Bank Field, Yankee Stadium, and now LandShark Stadium.  May seem like the same old fan fight (which I still think never gets old) but this one had an added dimension to it. Fans of the opposing teams squared off yesterday […]

  • Greg Oden Shows Some Love For The BBWs

    Greg Oden Shows Some Love For The BBWs

    Total Pro Sports – Greg Oden finally got the chance to prove himself on the court this year and some took notice.  Too bad many of those were women of the somewhat larger variety.  Apparently the man who likes to “play big” on the court is doing the same off it. We found these pics […]

  • Glover Wins The US Open

    Glover Wins The US Open

    Total Pro Sports – It took him one extra day, but in the end, the Glover fit.  Lucas Glover that is.  The 29 year old Greenville, South Carolina native who finished at -4, two shots ahead of Ricky Barnes, Phil Mickelson and David Duval, began the day at -7, but was able to hold off […]

  • Fake Umpires Take Their Show On The Road

    Fake Umpires Take Their Show On The Road

    Total Pro Sports – The fake umpires were back and they took their show on the road this weekend.  And no, we are not talking about Mike Winters and Adrian Johnson.  Instead, the “real” fake empires we are referring to are Tim Williams and Joe Farrell, the two men who park themselves in their seats […]

  • USA Makes Confederation Cup Semis…Did I Miss Something?

    USA Makes Confederation Cup Semis…Did I Miss Something?

    Total Pro Sports – They started out the first game well, leading Italy 1-0 after the half while playing down a man, but it all seemed to go down hill from there for the USA men’s soccer team.  They would allow three second half goals in that game, losing 3-1 to the Azzuri.  Just three […]