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  • Man Pays $750 For Original Whizzinator

    Man Pays $750 For Original Whizzinator

    Total Pro Sports – Back in 2005 while going through security at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, ex-Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was stopped and detained for being in possession of The Whizzinator, a device with a prosthetic penis attached to a jock strap and filled with clean urine to help pass a drug test. Now, […]

  • Usain Bolt Shows Off Soccer Skills In Real Madrid Season Opener

    Usain Bolt Shows Off Soccer Skills In Real Madrid Season Opener

    Total Pro Sports – It was the beginning of the great new era in Real Madrid, and what better way to usher it in than with the reigning “fastest man in the world”, Usain Bolt.  The 100-meter and 200-meter world record holder was in attendance for the Spanish powerhouse’s opening game this weekend at the […]

  • Chad Ochocinco To TwitPic Fines; Begins With First For Orange Chin Strap

    Chad Ochocinco To TwitPic Fines; Begins With First For Orange Chin Strap

    Total Pro Sports – The Chad Ochocinco Twitter saga has been dragging on throughout the preseason, and while he has recently proposed a plan to allow him to update his Twitter account during games, the Bengals wideout was not done there. Chad EightyFive has more information regarding his NFL season that he wants to share […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/30/09 – Zack Greinke

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/30/09 – Zack Greinke

    Total Pro Sports – After hitting a bit of a bump midway through the season, many have seemed to forget about the remarkable numbers that Kansas City pitcher Zack Greinke has been putting up thus far in the 2009 MLB season.  Yesterday afternoon against the Seattle Mariners, he reminded us why his name should be […]

  • Commercial Depicts Michael Jordan Peeing In Shower To Save The Rainforest

    Commercial Depicts Michael Jordan Peeing In Shower To Save The Rainforest

    Total Pro Sports – If you were looking for a reason to begin “living green”, look no further.  Michael Jordan, King Kong and other animated characters have a message for you, courtesy of the Brazilian environmental group SOS Mata Atlantica. Deterioration of the Brazilian rainforests has been a big environmental issue down south, and in […]

  • Roddick And Shaq Impress On Late Night Television

    Roddick And Shaq Impress On Late Night Television

    Total Pro Sports – If you found yourself in front of a television last night then you may have had the privilage of catching Andy Roddick and Shaq‘s performances on the David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel shows, respectively.  If not, then you missed what was one of the most entertaining nights in athlete late show […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Will Not Be Denied His In-Game Tweets

    Chad Ochocinco Will Not Be Denied His In-Game Tweets

    Total Pro Sports – As the story goes, Chad Ochocinco loves his Twitter and can’t live without it.  As a result, he wants to tweet during NFL games, but according to league rules, cellular devices are not to be used on the field.  Now EightyFive has come up with a new plan. Each week the […]

  • This Michael Vick Mural May Be A Bit Overboard

    This Michael Vick Mural May Be A Bit Overboard

    Total Pro Sports – Last night Michael Vick made his return to the NFL as he suited up for the Philadelphia Eagles in their preseason game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.  Fans at Lincoln Financial Field gave the backup quarterback a warm welcome, and even those who couldn’t make it out to the game found a […]

  • The Making Of The F1 Bread Car…..With Bread!

    The Making Of The F1 Bread Car…..With Bread!

    Total Pro Sports – Much like the “Sunbird” lobster-racing boat, it is made for looks rather than for speed, but this F1 bread car sure does look tasty. It order to make this masterpiece, which is currently sitting in a hotel lobby in Singapore (unless someone has eaten it by now), the Royal Plaza on […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/27/09 – Trevor Cahill

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/27/09 – Trevor Cahill

    Total Pro Sports – It is a tough task pitching to the Los Angeles Angels, who hold the Major League’s best batting average.  Trevor Cahill of the Oakland Athletics was faced with that assignment and came out of it much better than most likely expected. The A’s righty was on target all night and that […]

  • Brandon Marshall Protests For A Trade At Practice [Video]

    Brandon Marshall Protests For A Trade At Practice [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Looking for a way to get yourself traded?  If you don’t mind looking like a spoiled obnoxious sh*t, then you may want to try what Brandon Marshall did. Disgruntled with the organization and new head coach Josh McDaniels, Marshall was dressed Tuesday for practice, but has not been on the field […]

  • Fantasy Football: A Look At 5 Potential Busts

    Fantasy Football: A Look At 5 Potential Busts

    Total Pro Sports – There is no worse feeling during a fantasy football season than waiting for one of your top guns to finally break out.  Sometimes owners will continue to start a player who is not producing much points simply because they used an early draft pick on him.  That can be a dangerous […]

  • Now This Is What I Call A Hybrid Vehicle

    Now This Is What I Call A Hybrid Vehicle

    Total Pro Sports – When people go searching for a hybrid vehicle, they are often referring to one that combines an electric motor with an internal combustion engine.  While great on gas, those hybrids have nothing on this one when it comes to versatility. Stevie Johnson has made a hobby out of turning boats into […]

  • Chewing Gum And Playing Soccer Can Be A Deadly Combo [Video]

    Chewing Gum And Playing Soccer Can Be A Deadly Combo [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – When a player hits the pitch in a soccer game, our first reaction is often to call them a diver and yell at them to get up, but sometimes the situation is more serious than we had initially believed. When Anthony Van Loo went down during a game with a heart […]

  • Milton Bradley Has Had Enough With America’s Racism

    Milton Bradley Has Had Enough With America’s Racism

    Total Pro Sports – We have all likely become accustomed to hearing Milton Bradley rant and whine, but this time he may actually be onto something. Bradley has not had the best of years, batting an unimpressive .259 and tallying only 11 homer runs and 35 RBIs.  That is enough to get almost any $10-million-a-year […]