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Chris Kunitz Destroys Kimmo Timonen
Total Pro Sports- The Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers have had a very chippy series so far. Yesterday Penguins forward Chris Kunitz took it to another level and absolutely destroyed Flyers Captain Kimmo Timonen.
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 04/18/09 – Mark DeRosa
Total Pro Sports – The Cleveland Indians traveled to New York to take on the Yankees at the New Yankee Stadium and boy did the put on a show for Yankees fans. The Indians absolutely destroyed the Yanks 22-4 in the game.
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The Washington “Natinals” Jersey Fail
Total Pro Sports – Nationals or Natinals? I guess the Nats officials are a little confused too. Be it on the field or off the field the Washington Nationals continue to fail no matter what the jersey name is. In last night’s loss to the Florida Marlins some of the Washington National’s players including Adam […]
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 04/17/09 – Mark Teahen
Total Pro Sports – The Kansas City Royals traveled to the lone star state to take on the Texas Rangers. In a blowout, the Royals won the game 12-3 and improve to 6-4 on the year.
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Shaq Helps Oprah With Twitter
Total Pro Sports – That’s right even Shaquille O’Neal of the Phoenix Suns is helping out Oprah out with Twitter. Oprah says hi to all her fans, “HI TWITTERS. THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21ST CENTURY” Do you see anything wrong with this Twit??? Well if you don’t Shaq will let you […]
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Alexei Kovalev Plays Tug-O-War With Boston Fans
Total Pro Sports- At the conclusion of Thursday nights game between the Montreal Canadiens and the Boston Bruins, a fan tried to steal Alexei Kovalev’s stick. It all happened after Phil Kessel scored an empty net goal to give the Bruins a 4-2 lead and end any chance of a Montreal comeback. There was a […]
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Man Sets Face On Fire Trying To Blow Gasoline
Total Pro Sports- Remember when you were a kid and your parents told you not play with fire? Apparently, this guy never got the message. This genius tries to use gasoline to spit fire and impress his friends. As you can expect, it all goes terribly wrong. Now this guy will be explaining his facial […]
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The Vancouver Canucks Are Trash Talking Pioneers
Total Pro Sports- During game one against the St. Louis Blues, the Vancouver Canucks, had some choice words for their younger opponents. At the end of the first period the Canucks unleashed a barrage of trash-talk on the Blues. There were a lot of things being said, but the best comment was made by Canucks […]
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UFC 97 Preview And Predictions
Total Pro Sports – UFC 97 is coming up this weekend in Montreal, Quebec. It features a decent enough main card with lots of Canadian fighters sprinkled in. Here is a look at how we think the fights will play out. UFC Middleweight Champonship Bout Anderson Silva (-600) vs. Thales Leites (+350) Silva is riding […]
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Q&A: Christy “Black Widow” Resendes
Total Pro Sports- A couple months ago we did a post on female bodybuilder Christy Resendes. It ended up being very popular, so we decided to do a little follow-up. We got in contact with the muscular beauty asked if she would like to do an interview and much to our surprise she agreed. Tells […]
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Zdeno Chara Likes To French Kiss His Teammates
Total Pro Sports- After scoring the game winning goal in game one of the Boston Bruins playoff series against the Montreal Canadiens, Captain Zdeno Chara, kissed one his teammates during his celebration. I know it was a big goal, but it’s only game one. Maybe, that’s the secret to the Bruins success this year, team […]
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 04/16/09 – Jonas Hiller
Total Pro Sports – The Anaheim Ducks took on the San Jose Sharks on Thursday night and to everyone’s surprise they won the game 2-0, taking a 1-0 series lead.
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Sportsnet Roger Millions Says Cock Sucker On Live Television
Total Pro Sports- There have many sports bloopers over the years, but this could be one of the best ones I have seen in a while. This blooper was aired live on Rogers Sportsnet on Wednesday night. For those that don’t know, Rogers Sportsnet is kind of like a poor mans ESPN in Canada. Roger […]
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Kinsler Not Walker, Texas Ranger Hits for Cycle
Total Pro Sports – Last night, unbeknownst to most people, even most baseball fans, something magical happened. While the Orioles were getting blasted by the Rangers in a 19 – 6 loss, one player managed to go six for six. But the truly awesome achievement was that among those six hits were a single, double, […]
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Never Shake The Hand Of A Milwaukee Brewers Fan
Total Pro Sports – If you ever see a Milwaukee Brewers fan coming up to you and for some odd reason they want to shake your hand and wish you luck, I would decline. That’s unless you are a Brewers fan, then you might know what I’m talking about.
