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  • Vladimir Putin Scores Game-Winning Goal In Russian Exhibition Match (Video)

    Vladimir Putin Scores Game-Winning Goal In Russian Exhibition Match (Video)

    What a country! When tasked with leading not only a country, but a team of amateur hockey players against a squad of former Russian pros known as the “Legends of Russia,” Russian president Vladimir Putin was able to knock in the game-winning goal, defeating communism winning the game. While the winning goal (in a shootout!) […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night – 5/9/12 – Andrew McCutchen

    Stat Line Of The Night – 5/9/12 – Andrew McCutchen

    The Pittsburgh Pirates may not be known for being one of the best teams in the league – the team finished last night tied for third in the National League Central – but they have one of the best center fielders in Andrew McCutchen.  The Pirates have been an above average team at their home […]

  • Padres Fan Catches Baseball With Beer and then Drinks It (Video)

    Padres Fan Catches Baseball With Beer and then Drinks It (Video)

    Let’s say you’re preordained to catch a foul ball at a pro baseball game. Would you rather catch it as it bounces off a seat or catch it in your beer? Trick question. You barehand that bastard on the fly. However, all are acceptable so long as you don’t catch it in a baseball glove. […]

  • Footballer Zokora Metes Out Justice One Crotch-Kick At A Time (Video)

    Footballer Zokora Metes Out Justice One Crotch-Kick At A Time (Video)

    Can we talk Turkish soccer for a minute? Perfect. During a match back in April, Emre (love these one-word names), a player for Trabzonspor, a Turkish club, lobbed a racial epithet at Didier Zokora, a footballer for Fenerbahce, another Turkish league team. Emre was suspended for two games for the offense, but Zakora apparently didn’t […]

  • Morgan Freeman Returns As The Voice Of Visa’s Olympic Promos (Video)

    Morgan Freeman Returns As The Voice Of Visa’s Olympic Promos (Video)

    It’s not clear what the existing arrangement is between soothing baritone Morgan Freeman and the Olympic marketing committee, but the English-speaking world would just like to assume, as long as there are Olympics, and as long as there is Morgan Freeman, that Freeman will narrate Visa’s Olympic promotional ads. Frankly, Freeman could read from a […]

  • One-Armed Little Leaguer Coleman Shannon Throws A No-HItter (Video)

    One-Armed Little Leaguer Coleman Shannon Throws A No-HItter (Video)

    Don’t talk to Coleman Shannon about adversity. And don’t talk to him about pitching, either, because at the age of 14, the Johnsonville, FL teen has probably forgotten more about baseball than most will ever know. On May 1st, Shannon managed a no-hitter for his Little League team, despite being born with a condition known […]

  • Rob Dyrdek Hits Girl in the Face Twice with Dodgeball (Video)

    Rob Dyrdek Hits Girl in the Face Twice with Dodgeball (Video)

    The video you’re about to see is a year old. But it’s new to me, so maybe it’s new to you. And anyway, it’s awesome. Here’s the background: pro skateboarder Rob Dyrdek has his own show on MTV in which he basically just does really fun and sometimes extreme stuff in this big warehouse type […]

  • 17 Gorgeous Women Spotted At The 2012 Kentucky Derby

    17 Gorgeous Women Spotted At The 2012 Kentucky Derby

    The other day, Total Pro Sports brought you a list of the goofiest hats at the 2012 Kentucky Derby. Today, we bring you something even better: a list of the gorgeous women underneath those hats. I mean, it’s only fair. After all, there were so many charming ladies at the Derby this year, why should […]

  • Ilya Bryzgalov’s Give-Away Leads To Series-Losing Goal (Video)

    Ilya Bryzgalov’s Give-Away Leads To Series-Losing Goal (Video)

    It would be great to have a few beers with Philadelphia Flyers goalie Ilya Bryzgalov. I mean, there aren’t many hockey players who are experts on Russian liqueurs, endangered species, and Chinese law. And I’d dare to guess that there even fewer hockey players who like to wax philosophic on mankind’s place in the cosmos […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night – 5/8/12 – Josh Hamilton

    Stat Line Of The Night – 5/8/12 – Josh Hamilton

    The Texas Rangers have started the season strong, becoming the first team to reach twenty wins, and a lot of that success is due to their incredible lineup.  Josh Hamilton has been one of the Rangers’ most powerful offensive weapons and last night he continued to show why he is among the most feared hitters […]