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  • Rodney Harrison Says NFL Is “Soft.” May We Suggest HGH?

    Rodney Harrison Says NFL Is “Soft.” May We Suggest HGH?

    Total Pro Sports – Along with Tony Dungy, Rodney Harrison will be joining the NBC’s NFL broadcast team, and as his first order of business he wants everyone to know that he thinks the NFL is becoming a “soft, pansy sport.”  So Rodney, do you have any suggestions to toughen things up?  How bout some […]

  • Pau Gasol Does His Best Wolverine Impression

    Pau Gasol Does His Best Wolverine Impression

    Total Pro Sports – Today has everyone debating about whether Pau Gasol should have been called for goaltending on Courtney Lee’s final shot of regulation in the Lakers game 2 overtime victory over the Orlando Magic.  If you ask me, I think the play was okay, and I have proof.  Surely Wolverine (Gasol) would have […]

  • Red Wings Limo Take An Unwelcome Ride Through Pittsburgh

    Red Wings Limo Take An Unwelcome Ride Through Pittsburgh

    Total Pro Sports – If you have visited Joe Louis Arena, home of the Detroit Red Wings this post-season, you must have had the opportunity to see the Red Wings Limo.  It is the long automobile on monster tires painted in the Red and White colors of the Wings, and is parked right outside the […]

  • Phil Ivey Wins WSOP Event 8 And $12 Million In Side Bets

    Phil Ivey Wins WSOP Event 8 And $12 Million In Side Bets

    Total Pro Sports – The game is called deuce-to-seven.  Many may not know how to play it.  Some have never even heard of it, but among many professional poker players, it remains the most pure form of the game to date.  And for Phil Ivey, it became the most profitable. That may sound odd, with […]

  • Jose Aldo’s Flying Knee Knockout Highlights WEC 41

    Jose Aldo’s Flying Knee Knockout Highlights WEC 41

    Total Pro Sports – The other night marked round 2 of the battle between world class featherweights Urijah Faber and Mike Brown at the World Extreme Cagefighting 41.  It was a great bout between two top athletes in the sport, but once again it was Mike Brown coming out on top, this time by unanimous […]

  • When Umpire Mike Winters Calls A Strike, He Is Not F*cking Kidding!

    When Umpire Mike Winters Calls A Strike, He Is Not F*cking Kidding!

    Total Pro Sports – Technology in sports is a beautiful thing.  Not only have we been blessed with great angles and views to watch every home run, goal, basket, or whatever other outstanding play can be made in sports, but now we can hear the action as well thanks to the notion of players and […]

  • Lil’ Wayne Makes Another Song, This Time For Michael Phelps

    Lil’ Wayne Makes Another Song, This Time For Michael Phelps

    Total Pro Sports – Beware!  Sports fever is going around, and it seems as though Lil’ Wayne has caught a severe case of it.  That is probably the only way to explain his new career choice which involves making songs about every big name athlete he can possibly think of.  Last time we brought you […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/07/09 – Roy Halladay

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/07/09 – Roy Halladay

    Total Pro Sports – One start after throwing 133 pitches in a complete game effort, Jays coach Cito Gaston was keeping a close eye on his ace, Roy Halladay.  How would the Doc respond?  How about another complete game, but this time it only took 97 pitches to close out the Kansas City Royals. With […]

  • Andressa Soares Makes Ass Shaking A Sport

    Andressa Soares Makes Ass Shaking A Sport

    Total Pro Sports – I love hockey and have played my whole life, but should ass shaking become a sport, it is almost certain that it would be my new favorite.  As for my new favorite athlete.  That’s easy.  It would have to be none other than Andressa Soares, also known as “Watermelon Woman”, or […]

  • Have We Entered The Age Of Sports Entertainment?

    Have We Entered The Age Of Sports Entertainment?

    Total Pro Sports – If 80s’ quasi sci-fi movies are to be believed, our bloodlust will eventually overcome us and instead of paying to see Matt Millen butcher a franchise, we’ll get to see ex-convicts disembowel each other on roller skates. Obviously/hopefully these ideas are firmly within the realms of fantasy, but have we come […]

  • Massive Brawl Breaks Out At Minor League Lacrosse Game

    Massive Brawl Breaks Out At Minor League Lacrosse Game

    Total Pro Sports – Much like hockey, lacrosse can be an extremely rough game, and as a result fighting often comes with the territory.  A fight between two combatants is never too difficult for the refs to break up, but what do you do when more than twenty fighters are involved.  Anyone got a fire […]

  • George Foreman III KO’s Human Punching-Bag For 1st Pro Victory

    George Foreman III KO’s Human Punching-Bag For 1st Pro Victory

    Total Pro Sports – The son of former heavyweight champion George Foreman, conveniently named George Foreman III, stepped into the ring last night and won his professional debut.  Word has it they may actually find a boxer to face him for his second pro fight.  As for the first guy, Clyde Weaver, he likely collected […]

  • Jimmy Jump Runs Onto Court As Roger Federer Wins French Open

    Jimmy Jump Runs Onto Court As Roger Federer Wins French Open

    Total Pro Sports – Today at Roland Garros was perhaps one of the biggest matches in Roger Federer’s career.  Playing in the French Open final for the fourth consecutive year, it would be his best chance to take home the only major tennis title which has eluded him.  With no Rafael Nadal to stop him […]

  • Detroit Tiger Fans Don’t Want Tiger Stadium To Go

    Detroit Tiger Fans Don’t Want Tiger Stadium To Go

    Total Pro Sports – Less then 2 hours into the demolition of Tiger Stadium, destruction was halted after Wayne County Circuit Judge Isidore Torres issued a temporary restraining order until Monday. I have no idea why any Detroit fan would want to keep Tiger Stadium around? After being 60% demolished last year, only the stands […]

  • Kobe Bryant’s Rape Accuser Freestyle Rap Video

    Kobe Bryant’s Rape Accuser Freestyle Rap Video

    Total Pro Sports – Ever wonder what happened to the woman who accused Kobe Bryant of raping her in Colorado five years ago?  Well you’d be be happy to know that she has taken up a career in freestyle rapping.  As for her first big hit?  Let’s call this one, “Hey Kobe, Tell Me Why […]