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  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/31/09 – Chris Osgood

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/31/09 – Chris Osgood

    Total Pro Sports – Playing against Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby can be a goalie’s worst nightmare, but that is not exactly the case in this year’s Stanley Cup Finals.  In fact, for Detroit Red Wings netminder Chris Osgood, it seems more like an incredible dream.

  • Stanley Cup Final Preview: Time For Revenge?

    Stanley Cup Final Preview: Time For Revenge?

    Total Pro Sports – It all began on Wednesday, April 15, 2009.  Now, three rounds, fourteen series, 43 days, 70 games, and a whole lot of bruises later we are left with the final two teams in the NHL playoffs, one of the most demanding post-seasons in professional sports.  In the 2009 edition of the […]

  • Brady’s Back! What Does That Mean For Fantasy Football?

    Brady’s Back! What Does That Mean For Fantasy Football?

    Total Pro Sports – It was the moment that turned the 2008 fantasy football season upside down.  Sunday, September 7, 2008 marks the last time Tom Brady was on the field throwing to his fellow New England Patriot receivers.  That was the day Bernard Pollard tackled his knee, tearing his ACL in the process.  Every […]

  • Plaxico Burress “Deathly Afraid” Of Jail

    Plaxico Burress “Deathly Afraid” Of Jail

    Total Pro Sports – To go from a possibility of three years in jail to only 3 months in jail is bargain, but it is not one that former New York Giant’s wide receiver Plaxico Burress is willing to accept. Faced with a second-degree weapons charge that caries with it a minimum 1 1/2 year […]

  • Sh*t In A Sock The Perfect Cheerleader Prank!

    Sh*t In A Sock The Perfect Cheerleader Prank!

    Total Pro Sports – The days of hazing have not passed us by just yet.  In fact, some would argue that they have only got worse as students become even more creative with their pranks.  But what happens when they get too creative.  Then you have some shit on your hands.  Literally! Three cheerleaders decided […]

  • Matador Gored Fighting A Bull, Now Fights For His Life

    Matador Gored Fighting A Bull, Now Fights For His Life

    Total Pro Sports – Just like the saying goes.  “If You mess with the bull, you get the horns.”  Israel Lancho learned that the hard way and now, after losing his fight with the bull, he finds himself in critical condition fighting for his life in a Madrid hospital.  Score one point for mother nature.  […]

  • 2009 Spelling Bee Champ Crowned! Do They Check I.D.’s?

    2009 Spelling Bee Champ Crowned! Do They Check I.D.’s?

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday some of you may have been channel surfing and noticed during the day that something not resembling sports was on ESPN.  Later in the night that same something would find itself on ABC.  That something was the 2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee.  this has become a popular event, among both […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/28/09 – LeBron James

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/28/09 – LeBron James

    Total Pro Sports – He knew what was on the line.  Beat the Orlando Magic, or go home disappointed with a 4-1 series loss.  He also knew that in order for his side to win, the bulk of the load would once again fall on his shoulders, just as it always has.  So what did […]

  • Shaq Challenges Lance Armstrong To Bike Race On Twitter

    Shaq Challenges Lance Armstrong To Bike Race On Twitter

    Total Pro Sports – Shaq has really taken to this whole Twitter thing.  So much so that now he is challenging other professional sports athletes to competitions in their own sports.  First on the List?  Lance Armstrong. Shaq tweeted Armstrong saying, “I challenge u to a race any time any place, it’s time someone challenged […]

  • Steven Gerrard Goes Ugly.  So How Did He End Up With Alex Curran?

    Steven Gerrard Goes Ugly. So How Did He End Up With Alex Curran?

    Total Pro Sports -  In Europe, gorgeous women seem to fall head over heals for soccer players, no matter what they look like.  European footballers never seem to have a problem picking up the ladies, and if they do, they can always fall back on Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard’s old game plan.  “Go ugly, avoid […]

  • Matt Wieters, Baseball Demi-God To Debut On Friday

    Matt Wieters, Baseball Demi-God To Debut On Friday

    Total Pro Sports – Every struggling franchise dreams of their savior. The Baltimore Orioles are hoping they have found a franchise player and switch hitting catcher to add to their already potent line up and help accelerate the journey back to winning seasons and contention in the AL East. Possibly the most anticipated minor leaguer […]

  • Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction

    Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction

    Updates June 3/09 – *Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs” Total Pro Sports – Many of us may have thought her previous threat to undergo breast reduction surgery would not fall through. Maybe she would realize how much those breasts meant to her fans. Perhaps she would understand that […]

  • “What Did I Do?” Asks The Gatorade Cooler To Carlos Zambrano

    “What Did I Do?” Asks The Gatorade Cooler To Carlos Zambrano

    Total Pro Sports – Upon further review, home plate umpire Mark Carlson may have got the call right, but Carlos Zambrano was having none of that.  And once the Carlson was through hearing his testimony, Zambrano decided to let the Gatorade cooler know what he though.  Never a dull moment at Wrigley. In the afternoon […]

  • Not Impressed With The Stanley Cup Finals Schedule?  Blame Conan!

    Not Impressed With The Stanley Cup Finals Schedule? Blame Conan!

    Total Pro Sports – Okay.  So we don’t want to be hard on Conan O’Brien.  But we will take it out on NBC, as their fingerprints are all over the schedule for the Stanley Cup Finals between the Detroit Red Wings and the Pittsburgh Penguins.  After Darren Helm’s overtime winner clinched the Wings berth in […]