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  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/29/09 – Joba Chamberlain

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/29/09 – Joba Chamberlain

    Total Pro Sports – Playing against a division rival with the opportunity to increase their lead in the AL East, the New York Yankees sent Joba Chamberlain to the mound and got just the type of performance they were looking for.  It was more than enough to assure the Yanks the victory over the Tampa […]

  • Ricky Berens’ Bare Butt Exposed At World Swimming Championships

    Ricky Berens’ Bare Butt Exposed At World Swimming Championships

    Total Pro Sports – Records weren’t the only things breaking during the World Swimming Championships in Rome. The swimsuit of Ricky Berens was as well, making him the latest victim of a swimming wardrobe malfunction. Last time it was Flavia Zoccari exposing her butt to the world at the Mediterranean Games.  This time it is […]

  • Who Needs A Golf Cart When You’ve Got Llamas?

    Who Needs A Golf Cart When You’ve Got Llamas?

    Are you lacking the thrill of standing inches from a Charles Barkley drive?  Want to experience exciting, like a Leif Olsen bank-shot hole-in-one?  Need something different, like an inflatable penis watching as you golf with Michael Jordan?  North Carolina has just the thing! Llamas for caddies! We may have over-exaggerated the thrill and excitement levels […]

  • Subaru WRX Flips Multiple Times In Scary Rally Car Crash

    Subaru WRX Flips Multiple Times In Scary Rally Car Crash

    Total Pro Sports – We have seen why Rally Car Racing can be a frightening sport at times.  Whether the drivers are coming inches away from having their head decapitated by a tree, or falling hundreds of feet down a mountain, there is no shortage of terrifying events that may occur during these races. In […]

  • LeBron James High School Scrapbooks On eBay For $250,000

    LeBron James High School Scrapbooks On eBay For $250,000

    Total Pro Sports – Are you looking to find some sports memorabilia on eBay, but want something a little more practical than Brett Favre‘s Ford F-150, Mushin Muhammad‘s 8,600 square-foot house, or Brewers pitcher Jeff Suppan?  We may have just the thing for you. After watching LeBron James play in his first high school game, […]

  • Diego Scores A Cheeky Goal In Juventus Debut

    Diego Scores A Cheeky Goal In Juventus Debut

    Total Pro Sports – We have yet another goal to add to the highlight vault with Claudio Lopez‘s 60 yarder and Falcão‘s indoor brilliance. The summer signing of Diego gave Juventus fans something to get excited about, and he showed why during his debut in a Peace Cup match against Seongnam of Korea. The skilled […]

  • Alex Ovechkin To Quit NHL For 2014 Olympics?

    Alex Ovechkin To Quit NHL For 2014 Olympics?

    Total Pro Sports – Winning the Stanley Cup is the goal most hockey players have when they begin playing the sport.  They dream of hoisting it (and maybe throwing in an expletive while they’re at it), having a pool party with it, and when that is all done, taking it to bed to spoon it […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/28/09 – Cole Hamels

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/28/09 – Cole Hamels

    Total Pro Sports – With the Philadelphia Phillies in trade talks with the Toronto Blue Jays for their ace Roy Halladay, Cole Hamels went out last night against the Arizona Diamondbacks and reminded the club of the talent on the mound they already possess.  Should a deal be reached between the two teams, a Hamels-Halladay […]

  • Florida Panthers’ VP Uri Man Hit On Fox News Anchor Ainsley Earhardt

    Florida Panthers’ VP Uri Man Hit On Fox News Anchor Ainsley Earhardt

    Total Pro Sports -For our “smooth operator of the day” we go to Florida Panthers VP Uri Man, who showed that the art of seduction does not require a fully-clothed dry-hump, a la Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. During an interview regarding “finding jobs in the current economy,” Man took the time to compliment FOX News anchor […]

  • Shaquille O’Neal Lays the ShaqDown on WWE Monday Night Raw

    Shaquille O’Neal Lays the ShaqDown on WWE Monday Night Raw

    Total Pro Sports – The Clevland Cavaliers’ newly aquired center continues to prepare himself for life after basketball.  The latest stop of his summer tour had him on WWE’s Monday Night Raw, where he kissed Chris Jericho, met up with an old high school friend who is now a leprechaun, and went toe to toe […]

  • Arm Wrestling Match Turns In Disgusting Broken Arm

    Arm Wrestling Match Turns In Disgusting Broken Arm

    Total Pro Sports – I tried to watch this, then I saw a short glimpse of the man they call “King Turbo” break his arm.  Next I tried simply listening to the clip, but you can still hear the snap.  So now I have given up.  I wont describe it too much.  I’ll just tell […]

  • Peru Women’s Volleyball Squad Use Soccer Skills To Win Amazing Point

    Peru Women’s Volleyball Squad Use Soccer Skills To Win Amazing Point

    Total Pro Sports – Seemingly taking a play from the books of Claudio Lopez, Elena Keldivekova of Peru used her soccer skills and strong legs to turn what looked like a point for Argentina, into one for her own team. When we talk about women’s volleyball, it is usually with regards to an incredibly hot […]

  • Did A Reggie Bush STD Cause Breakup With Kim Kardashian?

    Did A Reggie Bush STD Cause Breakup With Kim Kardashian?

    Total Pro Sports – It has been just over one week since Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up.  Now another couple from the Bookmaker.com’s next celebrity scandal bet has fallen.  This time it was the New Orleans Saints’ Reggie Bush and the scrumptious rump of Kim Kardashian who have decided to go their separate […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/27/09 – Josh Willingham

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/27/09 – Josh Willingham

    Total Pro Sports – It took a great night to outperform Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum, who went nine solid innings allowing only two runs on four hits, while striking out a career high fifteen batters.  Washington Nationals right-fielder John Willingham was up to the task, having an incredible night at the plate as he led […]