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  • Count Your Teeth After Watching This Skateboard Wipeout Clip (Video)

    Count Your Teeth After Watching This Skateboard Wipeout Clip (Video)

    This skateboard wipeout video is elegant in its simplicity. At six seconds long, it gets the point across quickly and powerfully. I mean, it’s not like we need to know about this dude’s relationship with his father, or his thoughts on Homeland Security. He tries to slide down a really long stair rail, and it […]

  • Clippers Mop Guy Steals the Show with Some Sick Dance Moves (Video)

    Clippers Mop Guy Steals the Show with Some Sick Dance Moves (Video)

    Oh, man. If it wasn’t for his creepy-ass stare, I would say this Clippers mop guy was going to be a star. But after watching his lustful, perverted eyes, I think he’s going to be a sex offender. However, he DOES have some undeniable dance moves, and he sure does emit a vibe of, uh…passion? Steve […]

  • Let This Waterslide Surfer Girl Hypnotize You with Her Jiggling (Video)

    Let This Waterslide Surfer Girl Hypnotize You with Her Jiggling (Video)

    If you only read one “article” about a waterslide surfer girl (not the catchiest name, but what the hell do you call this?), make sure it’s this one. This video is best experienced with no context, mostly because I don’t have any, but also because there isn’t any explanation out there that would cause this […]

  • Charles Barkley Explains Why He’s No Longer Friends With Jordan (Video)

    Charles Barkley Explains Why He’s No Longer Friends With Jordan (Video)

    Charles Barkley explaining something is always a good time. Especially when that thing is why the Chuckster and his polar opposite peer, Michael Jordan, aren’t really pals anymore. Barkley thinks it likely stems from some criticism he made of Jordan’s ownership on Inside the NBA. More specifically, here’s what Charles Barkley said was the reason their […]

  • Mike Yeo Tirade: Wild Coach Rips Players After Lackadaisical Practice (Video)

    Mike Yeo Tirade: Wild Coach Rips Players After Lackadaisical Practice (Video)

    By all accounts, Minnesota Wild coach Mike Yeo is a pretty mild-mannered guy. So what could have brought on the Mike Yeo tirade to which the Wild players were subjected at practice on Wednesday? In a nutshell, underachievement. Much was expected of the Wild this year. Last season they went 43-27-12 and upset the second-seeded Colorado […]

  • 10 Championship Prediction Tattoos That Were WAY Off

    10 Championship Prediction Tattoos That Were WAY Off

    In recent years we have seen a pretty dramatic spike in championship prediction tattoos. Maybe advances in tattoo removal procedures are causing more people to throw caution to the wind. Maybe fans are drunk on social media and looking for their 15 mintues of fame. Or maybe their just drunk on booze. Whatever the case, every […]

  • Benny the Bull Steals Celtics Fan’s Girlfriend on Kiss Cam (Video)

    Benny the Bull Steals Celtics Fan’s Girlfriend on Kiss Cam (Video)

    Please enable Javascript to watch this video Do people still get amused by these obviously-fake Kiss Cam gimmicks?  I mean, sure, not all of them are fake.  And even some of the fake ones are entertaining.  But the other 95% that we hear about we probably shouldn’t be hearing about at all because they are […]

  • Watch Steve Ballmer Dance to Fergie With His Fingers in the Air (Videos)

    Watch Steve Ballmer Dance to Fergie With His Fingers in the Air (Videos)

    We spent all of 2014 ripping into former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling, but I think it’s finally time to thank him. Why are we thanking a rich, white, racist douchebag like Sterling?  Because if he wasn’t such a rich, white, racist douchebag, we would never get to watch Steve Ballmer dance to Fergie […]