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  • SportsCenter Presents “Twas The Night Before Tebow” (Video)

    SportsCenter Presents “Twas The Night Before Tebow” (Video)

    With everyone anticipating yesterday’s match-up between the Tim Tebow-led Denver Broncos and the Tom Brady-led New England Patriots, SportsCenter figured Saturday night would be the perfect time to unveil their festive poem titled “Twas the Night Before Tebow.” The poem turned out to be a hit.  Unfortunately (unless you’re a Pats fan), we can’t say […]

  • Frozen Fisticuffs Fight Of The Night — Sarich vs. Bickell — 12/18/11

    Frozen Fisticuffs Fight Of The Night — Sarich vs. Bickell — 12/18/11

    With his team trailing by a score of 3-0 early in the third period of last night’s game against the Chicago Blackhawks, Calgary Flames defenseman Cory Sarich was looking to give his club some momentum by laying out Hawks forward Bryan Bickell with a bit open-ice check.  Seeing as how the Flames eventually lost by […]

  • SNL’s Tim Tebow Skit Explains Everything! (Video)

    SNL’s Tim Tebow Skit Explains Everything! (Video)

    Have you ever wondered why Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos only perform well in the fourth quarter, how they managed to win six games in a row, or how Matt Pratee has managed to hit big field-goal after big field-goal?  Saturday Night Live provided answers to all of those questions and a few more […]

  • 15 Athletes On Santa’s Naughty List in 2011

    15 Athletes On Santa’s Naughty List in 2011

    With Christmas less than a week away, Total Pro Sports is pleased to announce that we were able to get our hands on a copy of a top-secret document even WikiLeaks couldn’t obtain: Santa’s naughty list. Now, what many people probably don’t realize is that Santa Claus is actually a pretty big sports nut. So […]

  • Flyers’ Sean Couturier Takes A Puck To The Head (Video)

    Flyers’ Sean Couturier Takes A Puck To The Head (Video)

    Things got awfully scary for the Philadelphia Flyers on the ice Saturday afternoon, and no, we are not talking about the embarrassing scoreline that saw the visiting Boston Bruins come away with the 6-0 victory.  Instead, what we are referring to is the incident that occurred with less than a minute remaining in the first […]

  • Watch Johnny Knox’s Back Bend Like A Pretzel (Video)

    Watch Johnny Knox’s Back Bend Like A Pretzel (Video)

    Unless you happen to be one of those incredibly flexible ballerinas, it is probably safe to say that the back of your head should never be able to touch the middle of your spine.  Johnny Knox’s did, and the results were nearly disastrous. Early in the first quarter of yesterday’s game between the Chicago Bears […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 12/18/11 — Drew Brees

    Stat Line Of The Night — 12/18/11 — Drew Brees

    If you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league and you own Drew Brees, I’d like to be the first to congratulate you on making it into the finals. That was most likely the case for anyone who had the New Orleans Saints quarterback, as he torched the Minnesota Vikings defense for […]

  • 9 Reasons Why People Don’t Like NBA Commissioner David Stern

    9 Reasons Why People Don’t Like NBA Commissioner David Stern

    Doesn’t it seem like whenever something weird happens in the NBA, commissioner David Stern has a hand in it? This week it was the Chris Paul trade fiasco, and just a few weeks before that it was the completely unnecessary NBA lockout. It just seems like the man can’t go more than a couple of years without getting […]

  • Michael Turner Throws His Teammate Into A Block (Video)

    Michael Turner Throws His Teammate Into A Block (Video)

    Sometimes when your teammates don’t want to block for you, you simply have to force them to by throwing them into the defender yourself with one arm while carrying the rock with the other.  Michael Turner did just that during the second quarter of last night’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, as he grabbed a […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 12/15/11 — John Abraham

    Stat Line Of The Night — 12/15/11 — John Abraham

    Winning “Stat Line of the Night” honors is not easy to do as a defensive football player. Then again, it isn’t easy putting up stats like John Abraham did during last night’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. We could have easily given this award to Falcons wide receiver Roddy White, who recorded ten receptions for […]