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  • ESPN Ad Says “Suprise Her With A Bigger Penis”

    ESPN Ad Says “Suprise Her With A Bigger Penis”

    Total Pro Sports – We were a little confused when we saw this advertisement on ESPN website thanks to tip from The Sports Hernia Blog who made this public to the world first. “There is a fine line between surprise and frighten, you decide which one she is experiencing.” I guess ESPN is just looking […]

  • The NBA Early Playoff Picture

    The NBA Early Playoff Picture

    Total Pro Sports – With about a month of the regular season left, I felt that it was time to make some predictions about the playoffs. Yes, as we all know, anything can happen and any team can make a late run, but my picks are going to be based off of how the teams […]

  • Is Shaun Hill The Future?

    Is Shaun Hill The Future?

    Ever since Mike Singletary took over as the head coach of the San Francisco 49ers, people have been talking about the run heavy offense that he is going to implement.  Many believe that he wants to build this team in the image of his ’85 Chicago Bears Superbowl team, but does he think that Shaun […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/18/09 – Yao Ming

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/18/09 – Yao Ming

    Total Pro Sports – The Houston Rockets needed 2 extra quarters to beat the Detroit Pistons 106-101 on Wednesday night. The Rockets were lead by their big man Yao Ming who played 45 minutes, added 31 points, 15 rebounds and 2 assists in the win.  With these number, Yao Ming is “The Stat Line Of […]

  • Florida Panthers Fan Exposes Herself On Live TV

    Florida Panthers Fan Exposes Herself On Live TV

    Whenever I go to hockey game its always entertaining to see what people will do to try and get themselves on the big screen. There are always the drunk guys, the fat guys and the drunk fat guys.  Sometimes there are attractive drunk women that steal the show and at a recent Florida Panthers game,  […]

  • The March Madness Search For Cinderella

    The March Madness Search For Cinderella

    Total Pro Sports – As a society we love underdogs. We love it when odds are overcome. We love it when David slays Goliath. We love it when David Tyree uses his head to catch an Eli Manning pass to propel his New York Giants to a Super Bowl. We love it when teams like […]

  • A Soccer Celebration Gone Bad Courtesy Of “Bolo” Zenden

    A Soccer Celebration Gone Bad Courtesy Of “Bolo” Zenden

    Total Pro Sports – A recommendation to soccer players on future goal celebrations, is not to celebrate like ‘Bolo’ Zenden because you may just lose some friends. OM’s Boudewijn “Bolo” Zenden falls into orange box celebrating after scoring against PSG. His teammate’s groin is not so lucky. Take a look, Sports Video Of The Day […]

  • Adam Waddell – White Man Can’t Dunk!

    Adam Waddell – White Man Can’t Dunk!

    Total Pro Sports – In last nights opening round of the College Basketball Invitational game between Wyoming and Northeastern University, Wyoming’s Adam Waddell proved white men can’t dunk!!! Center Adam Waddell stole a pass in last nights game and made his way clear to the basket for the open dunk.  In what should have been […]

  • Barack Obama Fills Out His NCAA Brackets

    Barack Obama Fills Out His NCAA Brackets

    Total Pro Sports – President Barack Obama on Wednesday came through with his promise to ESPN.com’s Andy Katz and filled out his NCAA Tournament Bracket, he made the promise to Katz if he were elected as President Of The United States.

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/17/09 – Martin Brodeur

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/17/09 – Martin Brodeur

    Total Pro Sports – On this day Martin Brodeur takes sole possession of first place for most wins by a goaltender in NHL history. On Tuesday night he surpassed Hall Of Famer Patrick Roy for all time wins with his 552 carer win at home against the Chicago Blackhawks.  Brodeur’s 552 career victory comes in […]

  • The Numbers Behind Martin Brodeur

    The Numbers Behind Martin Brodeur

    Total Pro Sports – We would like to congratulate Martin Brodeur for his 552nd career win against the Chicago Blackhawks last night.  It’s fitting that Martin Brodeur broke Patrick Roy’s win record on St. Patrick’s Day. In his illustrious career playing for the New Jersey Devils Marty Brodeur has tallied up some amazing statistics.  He […]

  • The Newest Raptors Sensation Pops Mensah-Bonsu

    The Newest Raptors Sensation Pops Mensah-Bonsu

    Total Pro Sports – We would like to introduce the newest Toronto Raptors sensation Pops Mensah-Bonsu.  Pops signed with the squad on March 6th. In his 4th game as a Raptor Pops Mensah-Bonsu scored 21 points, added 8 rebounds in 22 minutes and did all of this off the bench against the Pacers on Sunday.