In today’s piece, we’re going to show you a ton of commercials, and we’re not getting a dime. Why? On account of their sexiness. Sports commercials have long dabbled in the flash trade, which makes total sense, considering guys like sports and guys like pictures of naked girls. Well, most guys do. So we’ve assembled a little rundown of some of the sexiest sports-themed commercials kicking around. Enjoy.

9. 2K Sports Serena Williams Ad

Nothing sells a nice tennis video game like Serena Williams in several different bondage outfits. Apparently, this video was deemed too risqué, and 2K Sports disavowed any knowledge of it, saying that it was completely unauthorized. Oh well, they could at least embrace the sexiness. Further, the commercial calls Williams “the sexiest tennis player.” Discuss.

8. Nike Kevin Garnett/Brandi Chastain Foosball

While the sexiness here is implied, this commercial is a reference to the Women’s World Cup in which Brandi Chastain celebrated her penalty kick victory by taking off her shirt. I sincerely wish that more women would celebrate things this way. Like if they are able to make a yellow light in traffic or finish a crossword puzzle. BOOM! Shirt comes off.

7. Jillian Michaels Go Daddy

It’s still not at all clear to me what naked, sweaty women have to do with registering a domain. That said, I’m not complaining. They seem to have a good thing going, and I’d much rather see these girls strip and box than see some 55 year-old guy tell me why I can achieve higher revenues through synergies or something. Go daddy, indeed.

6. Fox Sports Commercial

It’s pretty clear that this ad was never intended for US audiences. Lagging behind Europe in terms of sexual enlightenment, it’s doubtful that good ole’ ‘merican Fox would show us a (painfully) long video of a man seemingly begging to pay for a handjob. Come to think of it, it’s pretty funny. I’m going to watch it again.

5. Vancouver Whitecaps Commercial

If this doesn’t get you fired up for pro soccer, I don’t know what will. The only thing that’s more exhilarating than watching an athlete prepare for battle is watching a hot chick wear clothes that are only painted on her.

4. Arianny Celeste Bud Light Lime

This is certainly one of the more risque entries on this list. It’s no surprise, given that perennial pinup Arianny Celeste is the star. This ad has her doing a bunch of stuff with limes (not that, pervert) while topless. It makes me want a beer, but probably not a Bud Light Lime. Probably a Pacifico or something.

3. Coors Light Twins

Uhh, this is a commercial aimed at men. You can tell because of the cheerleaders, grilling, football, and beer. This classic seems as though it should have Kid Rock singing, but it’s some other dude with whom I’m not familiar. I wonder where the twins are now. They’re probably Senators or U.N. reps or something.

2. Poker T.V

This commercial is reportedly banned, not for its sexiness, but for the disturbing nature of the video. It’s basically a guy playing Russian roulette while some chick takes her clothes off. Then he loads the gun with bullets and…fade to black. Delightful, no? I don’t know what sells with the connotation of suicide, but this ad is weird enough that it’s definitely worth a watch.

1. Centrum Silver

Watch this commercial go from good to bad as you realize that the people stripping are in some sort of hospital or old folks’ home. Whoops. I ruined it for you. Oh well. It’s a commercial, not Citizen Kane. You can still get the idea and admire the cleavage. And don’t forget to take your vitamins.

Normally, Super Bowl commercials are pretty anticlimactic. People anticipate staggering works of clever comedic genius, and they end up getting sassy cartoon penguins or something. But since everyone’s in a big group and kinda drunk, they laugh and enjoy the commercials nonetheless. But recently, in an effort to differentiate their ads from the others, a number of companies have been pushing the envelope of sexiness to see what they can get away with. Sadly, they can’t get away with very much on such a big stage, but that’s why we have also included the “banned” ads. So feel free to take a trip down memory lane with the 15 hottest Super Bowl ads in recent history.

15. Carl’s Jr. – Kim Kardashian

Are salads sexy? Not really. Is Carl’s Jr.? Nah. Is Kim Kardashian? Yes. Very. This video got a rep for being too sexy, not for showing too much skin, but for showing her eat all…that…wet…fruit…so…slowly.

14. GoDaddy – Danica Patrick Enhanced

This video would be way sexier if it wasn’t so damn absurd. In this 2010 unaired spot, GoDaddy lets things get way out of hand, even by their ridiculous standards.

13. Motorola – Megan Fox

I’m pretty sure you could have Megan Fox trying to do her taxes or waiting at the DMV and it would make this list. Her in a bathtub is a no-brainer.

12. Banned Bud Light Ad

This ad got banned not for showing too much skin, but by referencing amateur porn. Yeah, as unwholesome as Super Bowl parties can be, you probably shouldn’t talk about making your own porn on that stage.

11. Bud Light – 2003 Yoga Ad

Two guys, sittin’ back, poundin’ brews while girls are contorting themselves into all sorts of different positions. No complaints here. That’s the life. It made the cut and aired during the Super Bowl, but it’s among the edgier ones that have.

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As for the best commercial you can expect to see all week, you wont find it on FOX during Sunday’s big game.  Instead, you are going to have to tune into ESPN’s Sportsnation during the week to catch a glimpse of the lovely Michelle Beadle taking part in her own compilation of some of the greatest Super Bowl ads to ever make it onto our television screens.

And believe me when I say that Beadle has just about all of the greats covered, from the Budweiser frogs to Mean Joe Green.

Hat Tip – [SportsByBrooks]

One of the best things about sports is that provides opportunities for moments of greatness. There are hundreds of memorable game winning shots, passes, home runs and goals that are engrained into the public conscious and will be for years to come. However, there are also moments of shame that are also great. Striking out with the bases loaded, bricking a shot at the buzzer, and God interfering and making a Buffalo wide receiver drop a game winning touchdown pass. These are equally memorable.

Moments such as these take place on the playing field and can swing either way, depending on how lucky or unlucky the athlete happens to be. However, when it comes to saying yes to a local TV spot, the athlete has a choice. They don’t have to agree to embarrass themselves, but in many cases they do. Here are nine of those cases:

9. Bronson Arroyo
Wanna see mediocre starting pitcher Bronson Arroyo say sh*t? Click the video below to see a commercial that can only air during late-night hours on cable.

8. Scottie Pippen
In a commercial loaded with phallic imagery Scottie Pippen plays the role of Mr. Submarie, a man that comes across an erect six-footer that he can’t handle one-on-one, then solicits the help of a couple of ladies for a group session. Don’t believe me? Watch and tell me what you think?

7. Carson Palmer
If you thought Scottie Pippen’s c*ck commercial was bad, check out Carson Palmer’s version. He compares the size of his sausage to that of an average Joe working the grill and puts him to shame!

6. Jason Campbell
This is just one in a series of incredibly racially insensitive commercials for Eastern Motors, a car dealer that will never have much success selling to the Native American community but clearly has another race in mind to market their product to. Do yourself a favor and type “Eastern Motors” into a YouTube search and enjoy the litany of commercials featuring various Redskins players taking part in salting the wounds of the Injun population.

5. Jerry Smith & Walt Rock
Speaking of Redskins, I am not sure who Jerry Smith and Walt Rock were but they do have some amazing on screen chemistry going that makes Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie’s new movie trailer look like Gigli II.

4. Mickey Mantle
In 1976 “The Mick” had a serious drinking habit to fund and not much saved up to pay for it, so his loss was the athlete’s foot industry’s gain. Standing in between two giant, fungus infected feet is no way for a Hall of Famer to depict himself. Shame on you Mickey.

3. Leodis McKelvin
Apparently Leodis either couldn’t memorize his lines or is incapable of speaking. Or maybe Dave and Adam are just glory hogs who refused to share their lines with him. Whatever the case, this is just awful.

2. Mike Scioscia
Based on the way the Angels played this season, this depiction of Scioscia’s in-game management may not be that far from the truth.

1. Jonathan Ogden
Seriously? Am I supposed to watch this commercial and feel safe that if I wreck my car, this company is going to pay my claim? I hope you cashed that check fast Ogden because it may be the only one Gebco ever wrote that actually paid out.

Total Pro Sports – After a huge 30-23 win over his former team the Green Bay Packers on Monday night, Brett Favre has once again silenced all haters proving to the world why he should be in the NFL playing for the Minnesota Vikings. 

But all the talk surrounding the game yesterday wasn’t about how Brett Favre would fare against the Packers, it was the ESPN ad placement of the Minnesota Viking  Horn in Favre’smid-section for a pre-Monday Night football ad spot.

FAIL!!

Monday Night Football Makes Brett Favre Horny