Tag Archives: Alex Rodriguez

  • Picture Of The Day: NY Post 1, A-Rod 0

    Picture Of The Day: NY Post 1, A-Rod 0

    Yesterday we informed you that a New York Yankees fan may have been responsible for killing former Libyan tyrant Moammar Gadhafi.  The New York Post was sharing similar information on their front cover this morning, and in doing so, they decided to take the opportunity to throw in a cheap-shot at the Big Apple’s favorite […]

  • 15 Highest Pro Athlete Salaries of 2011

    15 Highest Pro Athlete Salaries of 2011

    The annual salaries commanded by pro athletes seem to be growing exponentially, don’t they? It just seems like every year, in every sport, somebody is breaking a record for most money paid to a grown man for playing a game. Some of us don’t really have a problem with this, and instead fantasize about what […]

  • 11 Athletes We’d Like to Punch in the Face

    11 Athletes We’d Like to Punch in the Face

    This list could be a thousand entries long. Of course, everyone has their own athletes they want to punch. I’m sure someone out there hates Dirk Nowitzki with a passion and wants nothing more to see him hurt, but that’s not what this list is about. Some athletes, seemingly universally, just rub everyone the wrong […]

  • 9 Athletes Who Need Their Own Reality Show

    9 Athletes Who Need Their Own Reality Show

    Athletes are not, by and large, interesting people. It’s not their fault – most people aren’t interesting. However, some athletes warrant a closer look for a variety of reasons. Perhaps they’re awful (see directly below), crazy, wildly entertaining, or just too good to be true. I wouldn’t wish a reality television show upon my worst […]

  • Cameron Diaz Was Feeding Popcorn To A-Rod At The Super Bowl (Video)

    Cameron Diaz Was Feeding Popcorn To A-Rod At The Super Bowl (Video)

    Get your popcorn ready! If you put your money on Alex Rodriguez being the first one to score at last night’s Super Bowl, congratulations!  You probably won yourself a boatload of cash. And by score, of course, we mean being hand-fed popcorn by Cameron Diaz on national television.  I am fairly certain the two are […]

  • Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

    Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

    The sports world is rife with double entendre and pun opportunities, so it should come as no surprise that, intentionally or accidentally, print media can perhaps string some words together in a headline that might come across as a little…odd or unfortunate. Factor in headlines about a sex scandal and you’ve go the trappings of […]

  • 9 Common Sportscaster Clichés

    9 Common Sportscaster Clichés

    This list could easily be one hundred entries long. It’s not that announcers are lazy, uneducated guys; by and large, they’re not. However, when you have to speak for three hours, there’s only so much original thought you can shoehorn in before you have to go back to the deep well of clichés. Some clichés […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    Yankees fans were treated to some fireworks last night as the lowly Royals came to town. Journeyman Bruce Chen took the bump for the hapless Royals, and the Bronx Bombers wiped off their drool long enough to batter him around. Chief among them was the surging Alex Rodriguez. ARod went off on Chen and the […]

  • Yankees Turn First Triple Play Since 1968

    Yankees Turn First Triple Play Since 1968

    The Yankees have done a lot of things since 1968, which includes seven World Series titles, 11 American League pennants, and 16 East Division titles, but they have failed to turn a triple play over the past 42 years.  Yesterday afternoon they put an end to that drought, completing one of baseball’s most difficult plays […]

  • A-Rod Strokes His Bat (GIF)

    A-Rod Strokes His Bat (GIF)

    Just when we thought Torii Hunter had the best pre-swing gesture in baseball history, along comes Alex Rodriguez to steal the show. A-Rod’s sex life seems to have garnered much attention during his time with the New York Yankees, and although most of the time he has been able to maintain himself while on the […]

  • ARod Back To His Groping Ways, This Time It’s Jeter’s Ass

    ARod Back To His Groping Ways, This Time It’s Jeter’s Ass

    Total Pro Sports – So maybe there really is no feud between New York Yankees’ stars Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez.  After all, what says “friendship” better than a full two-handed cup-and-grab of another man’s ass cheeks.  Now if only we could see their female companions make up in a similar fashion. ARod is no […]

  • A Ticket To Game 1 Of The ALCS May Be A Bit Out Of Your Price Range

    A Ticket To Game 1 Of The ALCS May Be A Bit Out Of Your Price Range

    Total Pro Sports – Have you thought of the possibility of taking your son to the ball game at Yankee Stadium this Friday to enjoy some ALCS action.  Well unless you happen to have $65,000 laying around somewhere, think again. That is the price some tickets appear to be selling for on StubHub, and unless […]

  • A-Rod At It Again In T.O., This Time Groping Female Officers

    A-Rod At It Again In T.O., This Time Groping Female Officers

    Total Pro Sports – Toronto seems to be a hot spot for Alex Rodriguez.  Last time he made headlines in the great Canadian city, it was for his extra-marital affairs with a hot blond at a local strip club.  This time he stayed away from the titty bars, and even the hot blond (not Kate […]

  • The Ultimate Home Run Derby Of All Time

    The Ultimate Home Run Derby Of All Time

    Total Pro Sports – Tonight will mark the 25 year anniversary of the MLB All-Star Game (unless you want to be stingy and exclude the 1988 event, which was canceled due to rain).  The fans in St. Louis will be jacked to see hometown hero Albert Pujols taking part in his third derby, as will […]