Tag Archives: Alex Rodriguez

  • 9 Common Sportscaster Clichés

    9 Common Sportscaster Clichés

    This list could easily be one hundred entries long. It’s not that announcers are lazy, uneducated guys; by and large, they’re not. However, when you have to speak for three hours, there’s only so much original thought you can shoehorn in before you have to go back to the deep well of clichés. Some clichés […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    Yankees fans were treated to some fireworks last night as the lowly Royals came to town. Journeyman Bruce Chen took the bump for the hapless Royals, and the Bronx Bombers wiped off their drool long enough to batter him around. Chief among them was the surging Alex Rodriguez. ARod went off on Chen and the […]

  • Yankees Turn First Triple Play Since 1968

    Yankees Turn First Triple Play Since 1968

    The Yankees have done a lot of things since 1968, which includes seven World Series titles, 11 American League pennants, and 16 East Division titles, but they have failed to turn a triple play over the past 42 years.  Yesterday afternoon they put an end to that drought, completing one of baseball’s most difficult plays […]

  • A-Rod Strokes His Bat (GIF)

    A-Rod Strokes His Bat (GIF)

    Just when we thought Torii Hunter had the best pre-swing gesture in baseball history, along comes Alex Rodriguez to steal the show. A-Rod’s sex life seems to have garnered much attention during his time with the New York Yankees, and although most of the time he has been able to maintain himself while on the […]

  • ARod Back To His Groping Ways, This Time It’s Jeter’s Ass

    ARod Back To His Groping Ways, This Time It’s Jeter’s Ass

    Total Pro Sports – So maybe there really is no feud between New York Yankees’ stars Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez.  After all, what says “friendship” better than a full two-handed cup-and-grab of another man’s ass cheeks.  Now if only we could see their female companions make up in a similar fashion. ARod is no […]

  • A Ticket To Game 1 Of The ALCS May Be A Bit Out Of Your Price Range

    A Ticket To Game 1 Of The ALCS May Be A Bit Out Of Your Price Range

    Total Pro Sports – Have you thought of the possibility of taking your son to the ball game at Yankee Stadium this Friday to enjoy some ALCS action.  Well unless you happen to have $65,000 laying around somewhere, think again. That is the price some tickets appear to be selling for on StubHub, and unless […]

  • A-Rod At It Again In T.O., This Time Groping Female Officers

    A-Rod At It Again In T.O., This Time Groping Female Officers

    Total Pro Sports – Toronto seems to be a hot spot for Alex Rodriguez.  Last time he made headlines in the great Canadian city, it was for his extra-marital affairs with a hot blond at a local strip club.  This time he stayed away from the titty bars, and even the hot blond (not Kate […]

  • The Ultimate Home Run Derby Of All Time

    The Ultimate Home Run Derby Of All Time

    Total Pro Sports – Tonight will mark the 25 year anniversary of the MLB All-Star Game (unless you want to be stingy and exclude the 1988 event, which was canceled due to rain).  The fans in St. Louis will be jacked to see hometown hero Albert Pujols taking part in his third derby, as will […]

  • Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???:  We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???: We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Total Pro Sports – The feud between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, whether it still exists or not, is seemingly one that A-Rod just can’t win.  You don’t see Jeter getting caught using steroids or taking part in nightclub threesomes, and the ladies have taken note.  Well at least the very young ones have. During […]

  • Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Total Pro Sports – Baseball pitchers are no strangers to blowups.  Just ask Carlos Zambrano, or K-Rod.  Now you can add Jeff Bennett to that list, but the only difference is that rather than taking a bat to the Gatorade cooler, or targeting the face of the opposition, Bennett preferred to take his aggression out […]

  • A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    Total Pro Sports – If only this were about five or six years ago.  Alex Rodriguez coming off hip surgery is feeling fatigued.  It is difficult to come back and play every game after undergoing such a procedure, but you are always one ass injection away from a power surge.  Too bad PEDs and Roids […]

  • Wade Boggs Loves Americana, Hates Steroids

    Wade Boggs Loves Americana, Hates Steroids

    Total Pro Sports – A couple of buckets filled with Miller Lites at a sports bar autograph session will sure loosen up some tongues.  Last night that is exactly what happened to Wade Boggs as he sounded off after being asked to comment on baseball’s current steroid era. So what did Boggs have to say […]

  • Does Anyone Really Care About Sammy Sosa And his Steroids?

    Does Anyone Really Care About Sammy Sosa And his Steroids?

    Total Pro Sports – So I may be a little behind in reporting that former MLB slugger Sammy Sosa tested positive for performance enhancing drugs back in 2003.  Well let me tell you something.  Everyone reporting this yesterday and today were years behind.  Let’s be serious now.  Who in their right mind still believed that […]

  • K-Rod And Bruney Stir Things Up In Subway Series Finale

    K-Rod And Bruney Stir Things Up In Subway Series Finale

    Total Pro Sports – If Yankees reliever Brian Bruney thought K-Rod’s celebrations were a little overdone, then just imagine what he thinks of the Mets reliever’s reaction to such comments. The two combatants had to be separated by teammates during batting practice yesterday prior to the final game between the Yankees and the Mets at […]

  • ARod Makes Trade, Madonna For Kate Hudson.

    ARod Makes Trade, Madonna For Kate Hudson.

    Total Pro Sports – When its not steroids, its women making front page news of the Alex Rodriguez headlines.  After sitting out the first month of the season recovering from an injury, ARod has been trying to bounce back and put the off-season steroid talk behind him.  What better way to deflect some attention than […]