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Gennaro Gattuso Loses Pants As Italy Lose Game
Total Pro Sports – The Azzuri flashed something in their Confederations Cup match today against Egypt, but unfortunately it wasn’t brilliance. Instead, it was Gattuso’s ass that they were showcasing. That would explain why they lost the game 1-0 to the African nation. During the first half, Italian midfielder Gennaro Gattuso was racing for a [...]
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Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry
Total Pro Sports – Is there a place for sex within a bitter sports rivalry? The Argentine condom company “Tulipan” seems to think so. In a recent ad geared towards a game against their home side’s bitter soccer rivals Brazil, they thought they would use some sexually suggestive pictures to show just what the outcome [...]
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Andressa Soares Makes Ass Shaking A Sport
Total Pro Sports – I love hockey and have played my whole life, but should ass shaking become a sport, it is almost certain that it would be my new favorite. As for my new favorite athlete. That’s easy. It would have to be none other than Andressa Soares, also known as “Watermelon Woman”, or [...]
