Total Pro Sports – The Azzuri flashed something in their Confederations Cup match today against Egypt, but unfortunately it wasn’t brilliance.  Instead, it was Gattuso’s ass that they were showcasing.  That would explain why they lost the game 1-0 to the African nation.

During the first half, Italian midfielder Gennaro Gattuso was racing for a loose ball when he was tripped up by Abo Terika.  As he went to the ground, his shorts fell to his knees showing both the crowd and viewers at home his tighty-whities.  Video replays show the incident in slow motion for those who didn’t catch it.  Guess they figured if they had to see such a thing, then everyone else should as well.

Its nice to see that slide tackles don’t always have to end up in broken legs, or Oscar-worthy dives.

Egypt has now completed two games, beating the defending World Cup Champions in this one and losing a heart-breaker in the dying minutes to Brazil.  With only the USA left to play, the opportunity is surely there for Egypt to pull off the shocker and advance to the next round.  Whether or not they can make the best of it remains to be seen.

One thing I can assure you is that no one had Andressa Soares or the Panama cricket ladies on their mind when they saw Gattuso’s rear.  Who knows.  Maybe this will get him a shot at a hot WAG like Luana Belletti.

Total Pro Sports – Is there a place for sex within a bitter sports rivalry?

The Argentine condom company “Tulipan” seems to think so.  In a recent ad geared towards a game against their home side’s bitter soccer rivals Brazil, they thought they would use some sexually suggestive pictures to show just what the outcome of the game would be.  Unfortunately they got it wrong, sparking retaliation from the Brazilian Football’s organization.  Looks like the Argentines couldn’t keep it hard.  They may want to seek advice from one of Cristiano Ronaldo’s former teammates.

The original ad is clever, showing a capital “A” penetrating a capital “B” (with the “A” standing for Argentina and the “B” representing Brazil).  As for the counter argument issued by the Brazilians, they changed that erect “A” into a flaccid “a”.

Brazil may be known for producing some great asses, none better than that of Andressa Soares, but they aren’t ready to give them up to the “pricks” from Argentina just yet.

Hat Tip – [Funny Emails]

Condom Companys Ad

Condom Companys Ad

Andressa has appeared in Playboy and also puts on her own shows where she gives the crowd some booty-shaking action.  In a three clip series about her rise to stardom, the apple-bottomed Brazilian talks about how she made it big, what she does to keep her assets in tact and looking great, and for the finale she gives viewers a little sample of her moves.

When we showed those Panama booties previously, their lack of authenticity was quickly uncovered.  This time around, there is nothing fake about it.  So to all of you out there interested in creating such a sport, start finding some competition.  If things work out, we may be able to have the league running by 2010.  Till then.

Hat Tip Video – [JerseyChaser]