While most every state school has its share of talent due to enrollment alone, what we are looking for in this list is concentration of talent. I’m sure Amherst has some hot girls, but if you go to one of their football games, are you going to feel awash in a sea of hotties? Probably not. If you go to a Clemson home game, will you? Yeah, probably.

While Southern schools enjoy a well-deserved reputation for ruling the roost when it comes to girls, in an effort to keep this from turning into an SEC and ACC breakdown, I’ve decided to cast a slightly wider geographical net. So just because Utah made the list, there’s probably an SEC school out there with a stronger showing. Consider it affirmative action for schools not in the deep south.

If you have a problem with my picks, let me just say that I’m sure your alma mater had millions of crazy-hot girls and you, like, totally banged them all. So chill out.

9. BYU

It’s the whole “forbidden fruit” thing. We covet what we can’t have. But even these girls would get down with us, they would still be among the hottest fans in our fair nation. Mormons enjoy a disproportionately high percentage of hot girls. I don’t know the science behind it, but it is what it is. Maybe all those years of clean living and kindness wear themselves well on the BYU student body.

In addition to looks, the women of BYU also are among the most die hard college fans there are. BYU is a unique school and the students there take a tremendous amount of pride in it. And yeah, I think that girl’s hair is pretty weird too. But she’s still hot.

8. USC

The rumors are true. Despite being located plum in the ghetto, USC draws both preppy debs and beach girls, in addition to boasting ethnic diversity that guarantees that there will be something for men of all tastes.

And while loyalty may not be known to the pro teams of LA, the girls of Troy are die hard and can be found at LA Memorial Coliseum or a sports bar cheering on the cardinal and gold any Saturday USC plays.

7. Arizona

Now that we’re done celebrating the Confederacy, let’s go west. But not too far. About 500 miles east of the Pacific. Where sun-kissed blondes sprout like so many desert cacti. Again, we climate directly play into the aesthetics of the student body. Since the temperature can get up to 231 degrees Celsius in the summer, all the girls will be tan and all the girls will be dressed for heat. Both great things.

Probably the weakest fan base of all the universities on this list, but still relatively strong, provided they have football and basketball teams that are worth a damn. But, oh those tans….

6. Georgia

Georgia has a leg up on other schools in that their school colors make every girl wearing them look like a Arena Football League cheerleader. Well, the colors and their kickin’ bodies, but it’s been proven scientifically that girls look 31% sexier in black jerseys than in a jersey of any other color. Well, it hasn’t been proven, but it hasn’t been disproven either.

Apologies to the SEC and ACC schools that didn’t make the cut. You know how good you have it. You shouldn’t need my validation.

5. Arkansas

Never has the word “Hog” looked so majestic as it has when it’s stretched across a hot Razorback co-ed’s t-shirt. The Razorbacks are among the only four interesting things in Arkansas, so the entire student body (in addition to some talented townies) throw their weight behind their university every chance they get.

(In case you were wondering, the other three things interesting in Arkansas are: 1)Hot Springs; 2)….shit. There are only two interesting things in Arkansas. Three if you count Bill Clinton.)

4. Tennessee

Tennessee’s breed of hottie sports fan is most likely to wear a cowboy hat unironically, drinks slightly more whiskey than your typical SEC co-ed, and has a slight inferiority complex since Peyton left. An insane trifecta.

3. Ole Miss

I did my best to celebrate geographically disparate schools, but you just can’t rate the SEC highly enough when it comes to their female sports fans. First off, the Southeast US cranks out collegiate hotties the same way they crank out cotton, citrus, and peanuts. They’re beautiful. And beauty gets you halfway to this list.

To get all the way, you have to also be a FAN. Not someone who attends games, but someone who can’t tell you the scores of the last three rivalry matchups. Girls that treat the special teams coach like Justin Timberlake when he shows up in the cafeteria. It doesn’t hurt that weather and culture in the Southeast US dictates that Daisy Dukes, tank tops, and cowboy hats are not only tolerated but encouraged.

While these schools are certainly unique in many ways, their similarities seem to exceed their differences. They’re all state schools, which means they draw a fairly large sample size, the aforementioned weather is pretty homogenous, and football culture is instilled in the students while they’re still in the womb.

Ole Miss historically has been one of the lower-profile SEC schools, but just cause you don’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there. And these women are there. While the Southern tradition has bred tolerance when it comes to paying respect the “Colonel Reb”, it appears that even Southern traditions are progressing, as the student body recently voted to replace him with a more politically correct mascot. Although there are 18,000 schools, only 3,400 students voted.

Hot AND politically apathetic? Count me in.

2. Iowa

Breeding grounds for hot sports fans are determined by a few geographic factors. Is your school located South of the Mason-Dixon line? If so, you probably have smokin’ hot girls flying the school colors on fall Saturdays.

If you’re not located South of the Mason-Dixon line, your best bet is to be rural. The whole farmer’s daughter thing is a legitimate turn-on, and the more remote the school, the more students get behind their sports due to a lack of options. Both the state and campus of Iowa are nothing if not rural, so if you find yourself in Iowa City, take a look around and appreciate the free-range, corn-fed girls and be glad you’re not dealing with cooped-up coeds at a place like NYU or Temple.

1. Florida State

The Florida panhandle breeds hot women. That’s why strippers are Florida’s #2 export behind cocaine. The combination of Seminole football loyalty, stripper genes, and the warm Florida climate guarantees that every home game will look more like a PG-13 rated spring break more than it will a collegiate event. Which is a good thing.

Two such plays were spectacular interceptions in Pac-10 matchups.  Only one changed the outcome of the game, but both were fun to watch.  The first play took place during the Oregon-UCLA game.  Oregon, sans those hideous yellow jerseys, controlled the game for most of the day, and in fact their defense and special teams won it with a great 100-yard kickoff return to start the 2nd half followed 13 seconds later by an interception return for a touchdown.  It was this play by UCLA player Akeem Ayers that was the highlight for UCLA in their 24-10 loss, however:

The second play was just as crazy, and it actually was on the final play of the game to win it for Washington over Arizona.  With the Huskies down 5 and time ticking away in the 4th quarter, they needed a big play to stop the Wildcats from driving down the field.  They got it.  Quarterback Jake Locker threw a low pass behind his receiver, it bounced off the receiver’s foot and landed smack in the grasp of linebacker Mason Foster.  Not only did it take great concentration to make the play, but Mason had the presence of mind to turn around and run the ball back for a touchdown that gave Washington the lead, and eventually the win:

Hat Tip Video – [ZonerSports]

The former MLB left fielder, who had stints in Milwaukee, Boston, Montreal and Chicago, was previously married to Annette Gray O’Leary, who goes by Taya Taylor when performing her escort services.  She served as an assistant principal at Kyrene Del Cielo Elementary School until June, before resigning.

The couple had two children, and Annette had previously appeared in court to request additional child support.  Strapped for cash, she has been using her great looks and outstanding body to pay the bills.  Sounds like something Michael Phelps may be interested in.

Taya Taylor promoted herself over her website, which has since been closed.  Fortunately we found a couple of other pages advertising her services.  Here is a sample of her self description and what she offers on backpage.com:

“I am an upscale provider catering to the mature professional with exquisite taste. I am very discreet and professional. I stand at 5′ 1″ tall, with a 34D-24-36 slender and well-toned body that men go crazy for. My bright smile is ever – present; my nature is warm, sweet and playful. I am very adventurous… and slightly mischievous…”

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Wish I knew how the last one ended.  It is also nice to see no one making any mention of being drugged and robbed.  Guess that is more of a Mexican thing.

So next time you are looking for an escort in New York or Phoenix, give Taya Taylor a shot.  After all, what is hotter than banging an ex-MLBers hot ex-wife?

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On December 31st, at 1:30 am a Gilbert police officer spotted the former NBA star running a stop sign.  He immediately pulled him over where and smelled alcohol on him.  Charles Barkley proceeded to fail a standard of field sobriety tests and declined to submit to a breath test but was given a blood test.  He was immediately arrested on suspicion of DUI.

“Barkley was sentenced to 10 days in jail — but will only do five if he completes an alcohol education program. Barkley was also fined $2,000.  Barkley will begin his sentence on March 21 — but it’s unclear if he will serve time in Arizona’s famed Tent City Jail, where they make the inmates wear pink.”

It has also been suggested that if Barkley completes his the court approved alcohol program, the sentence will be reduced to only 5 days in prison.  Realistically we wonder if he will actually do any of this?

Hopefully Charles has learned from this embarrassing ordeal and will straighten out his life.  We all missed the loud mouth Barkley when he took the leave of absence from TNT.  Were glad your back!

He basically started the trend in the NBA and still stuck with them even after many players cut theirs off. Just google “Allen Iverson Braids” or “Allen Iverson Cornrows” and you’ll know what I am talking about.

Allen Iverson plans on sending the trimmed hair to his mother as a keepsake.  A nice souvenir for his mom, you bet she will be happy!  The only problem now is that Allen Iverson will need to keep some identification on him because if you take a look at the picture he looks as like he is 18 years old.

This may not be a bad thing for Owens after watching the Celebrity Game last night, he definitely looked like he could be a good player on any NBA team that is looking for an energetic small forward.  There was one play that stood out to us when Owens recieved an alley-oop off the backboard from one of his teammates and slammed it in for 2 points.

This brings up the fact that the Toronto Raptors may be in need of an energetic #3 next season and we think the Raptors should make a push to sign the disgruntled wide receiver.

We don’t know how this would fly with Brian Colangelo the Raptors GM but the way the Raptors are sliding in the standings any help even from a football player can be used.

Thanks to the tip from a loyal reader RDIZZLE.

Charles used the best excuse of them all the sex excuse.  Lucky another car wasn’t coming or a pedestrian wasn’t crossing the road at the time.  What would have been his excuse then to the victims family?  He was in a rush to get a blow.  Don’t get me wrong some of us have done some stupid things for sex, but what officer let you off with an excuse like this?

According to the Gilbert Police officer who pulled Charles Barkley over and wrote the report noted that,

“He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues:

“He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees,

“I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Check out the Police Report Here.

So next time you get pulled over make sure you don’t use Barkley’s excuse  because it wont work.  If NBA Hall Of Famer Charles Barley can’t get off with an excuse like this, then you have no chance.

Maybe this one will work, “Officer, I seem to have some brown stuff running down my leg would you like to look? I need a toilet!”

The Phoenix Coyotes of the NHL are one of the teams headed for extinction, this year they are expected to lose anywhere from $25 – $35 million.  After seeing a slight increase in ticket sales in the beginning of the season the Coyotes have cooled down and ticket sales have dropped severely.

Two sources said Moyes is so eager to unload the Coyotes that he approached his former partner, Steve Ellman, about buying the team back.wrote the Globe And Mail

The Coyotes Managment has a different outlook on the economy and the future of the team.

“I am confident not only that hockey will be here in five years, but that we will be doing well in five years,” Coyotes governor and chief executive officer Jeff Shumway said, pointing to improved ticket and suite sales and fewer giveaways. “We run a great franchise in a great sport, a sport we love. And we’re in one of the fastest-growing markets in the U.S.”

Since 2001 the Phoenix Coyotes have lost more the $200 milliion, thats $80 million more then the team was orginally purchased for.

What we still don’t understand is that day when the NHL commissioner decided to move the Winnipeg Jets to the Phoenix, Arizona area.  A city of Winnipeg that loves snow and ice to a city that averages 100+ degree weather.  Make sense????

Yes, the Jets were struggling in Winnipeg but we highly doubt they would be in such a financial crisis that the Coyotes are right now.

The problem with the Coyotes is that they play almost 25 minutes out of downtown Phoenix in Glendale, Arizona.  When your bringing a team into a new market it’s best to situate the team in the downtown core.  Where big business can buy suites and season tickets for the business.  This would not end the financial crisis of the Coyotes but it would eliminate some of the financial stress they are enduring right now.

“The big-money guys, the corporate guys, don’t live in Glendale,” Paul Kelly (NHLPA Executive Director) said. “If you live in Scottsdale, Glendale is not an easy place to get to. That hurts them in the area like club seats and boxes. You could see evidence of that the other night [at a Coyotes game].”

Reports now out of Phoenix is that they are seeking a loan from Citibank, but with all the banks problems in the United States it’s highly unlikely they will get approved.

So if anyone is interested Total Pro Sports is looking at putting together a group of investors to buy the Phoenix Coyotes.  We can probably buy them undervalued at about $85 million.  If anyone is interessted please contact us……..just kidding.

Nothing really knocked us off our feet today as we scrolled through all the games. We have to remind all you gamblers out there, “Dont play if there is nothing you like”. Gamblers often think that they have to get involved in a game even if they dont really like anything. Ask yourself “Are you placing a wager for fun or are you doing it to make money?”.

Todays pick were taking the Arizona Diamondbacks (-240). The pitching matchup - Indians Webb (9-2, 3.01) vs Nationals Bergmann (1-1, 4.50). We rarley like to get involved in games were we have to lay 2.4-1 on our wager but how can we resist the Diamondbacks. They have lost 5 straight, they play a horrible team in the Nationals and their ace of the staff Brandon Webb is pitching tonight. We will recommend this be very careful tonight as this is a huge line dont risk the house or anything, risk enough were if u do lose it won’t hurt you. Remember that you are gambling against the house, and they always seem to have the edge on us.

Pitching Notes

• Webb is 2-2 with a 3.89 ERA in six career appearances – five starts – against the Nationals franchise
• Bergmann has made three starts against the Diamondbacks, going 0-1 with a 6.59 ERA

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