Tag Archives: athletes

  • 40 Ridiculous Athlete Food Products

    40 Ridiculous Athlete Food Products

    Everyone knows one of the best things about being a professional athlete is getting the to create your very own food products with your likeness on the label. It’s pretty much what every little kid dreams of (right after all the money, cars, houses, and women). Of course, not every pro athlete gets a condiment with his picture on the label. […]

  • Lovable Losers: 11 Of The Worst Winter Olympians Of All-Time

    Lovable Losers: 11 Of The Worst Winter Olympians Of All-Time

    Every time the Olympics roll around we’re guaranteed to see some pretty remarkable performances, and the 2014 Winter Olympics are certainly no different. However, in addition to the great performances by legendary Olympians, your pretty much also guaranteed some really terrible performances by really terrible Olympians. And that’s what we’re going to focus on today: the world’s worst […]

  • 15 Athletes with a Special Fondness for Prostitutes

    15 Athletes with a Special Fondness for Prostitutes

    If there’s one thing that’s become clear to me in the years that I’ve been writing about sports, it’s that athletes generally do not have a difficult time finding love. And of course, by “finding love” I mean finding extremely hot women willing to get busy with and/or marry them. You therefore would not think […]

  • Dante Hitner and 17 Other Athletes Who Changed Their Names

    Dante Hitner and 17 Other Athletes Who Changed Their Names

    After the 49ers’ week 4 destruction of the Rams, the NFL hit San Francisco safety Donte Whitner with a hefty $20,000 fine for what they deemed was an illegal hit on St. Louis receiver Chris Givens. As you would expect, Whitner wasn’t very happy about this, so he did what anyone in his situation would […]

  • 37 Amateur Athlete Fail GIFs

    37 Amateur Athlete Fail GIFs

    It’s no secret that we here at Total Pro Sports love animated GIFs, especially when they show athletes failing miserably at whatever sport they are playing. However, the vast majority of the time, the fail GIFs we show you are professional athletes. That’s mostly because it’s fun to make fun of rich people who are […]

  • 25 Gorgeous Female Athlete GIFs

    25 Gorgeous Female Athlete GIFs

    Gorgeous female athletes are awesome, and animated GIFs are awesome. Combining the two really is a no-brainer, so it’s kind of surprising we haven’t done it until now. However, as the old saying goes, better late than never. Right? Right. But that’s enough chit chat already. You don’t really need me to explain why you should […]

  • 21 Pro Athletes Who Dated Playboy Playmates

    21 Pro Athletes Who Dated Playboy Playmates

    We all know that pro athletes do extraordinarily well with the ladies. There’s just something about being rich and talented that attractive women find irresistible. However, not all athletes have the same taste in women. Some go for exotic supermodels, others find themselves drawn to classy beauty queens, and others still just can’t resist Victoria’s […]

  • 75 Fittest Bodies in Sports

    75 Fittest Bodies in Sports

    All pro athletes are incredibly fit. Well, maybe not all of them. But most. However, some pro athletes are even more fit than others. Maybe they are just genetically gifted, or maybe they are gym rats. But some of these people are physical specimens that just blow you away. And today we’re going to take a stab […]

  • 25 Notable Athlete Musicians

    25 Notable Athlete Musicians

    As we told you about last week, ESPN the Magazine recently released a music-themed issue in which they had famous (and not-so-famous) pro athletes dress up as musicians and recreate iconic photos and album covers. It’s a pretty fun idea, and I’m sure the athletes involved had a great time pretending to be musicians. However, […]

  • Here Are The Best Athlete Halloween Costumes of 2012 (Photos)

    Here Are The Best Athlete Halloween Costumes of 2012 (Photos)

    Every year, it seems, some pro athlete manages to cause a bit of a stir with a questionable Halloween costume. Last year, you might recall, it was Raffi Torres, who went as rapper Jay-Z, complete with blackface makeup. This year’s main offender? Yep, another white hockey player in blackface: Tyler Bozak, who went as the […]

  • 15 Athletes Who Are Really Good At Getting Women Pregnant

    15 Athletes Who Are Really Good At Getting Women Pregnant

    Earlier this week, Los Angeles Angels first baseman Albert Pujols missed a few games because his wife, Deidre, had their fifth child, Esther Grace. My first thought when I heard that was, “yikes, Esther?” Then, my second thought was, “aww, that’s nice, good for them.” And, finally, my third thought was, “wait, just 5 kids […]

  • The Sexiest Female Athletes to Pose Nude

    The Sexiest Female Athletes to Pose Nude

    Male athletes like Amar’e Stoudemire and Chad Ochocinco have shown that they are not afraid to bare it all in front of a camera, and female athletes like Hope Solo, Gina Carano and Madeleine Dupont have done the same in the past.  With plenty of hours spent in the gym, it should come as no […]

  • Here’s A Recap Of Athletes And Their Halloween Costumes (Gallery)

    Here’s A Recap Of Athletes And Their Halloween Costumes (Gallery)

    The best part about Halloween is getting to see all of the sexy ladies dressed up in their skimpy little costumes that tend to leave little to the imagination.  As for the second best part about Halloween, that would be getting to see what types of creative costumes professional athletes from various sports can come […]

  • 9 Athletes Who Could Steal Your Girlfriend Without Even Trying

    9 Athletes Who Could Steal Your Girlfriend Without Even Trying

    Pro athletes are living the dream. They get the money and the fame, which often translates to women. And like in athletic competition, the game that these guys lay down can differ as well. That’s why the guys you see on this list aren’t necessarily the most successful athletes, but rather the ones you need […]

  • 9 Devoutly Religious Athletes

    9 Devoutly Religious Athletes

    “Here are some athletes that were known for being pretty religious.” Not the most compelling lead for an article, but what can be said? Athletes find themselves answering to a higher power (sometimes) because they live off the bounty of gifts. What does that mean to the fans? Well, normally it doesn’t mean a damn […]