Tag Archives: athletes

  • 21 Best Athlete Movie Cameos of All Time

    21 Best Athlete Movie Cameos of All Time

    Athletes tend to make terrible actors. Sure, there are a few who’ve managed to become legitimately successful in Hollywood—like Jason Lee, or Terry Crews—but they are the exceptions. For the most part, if you get paid to play sports but you also want to be in movies, you’re going to have to settle for athlete […]

  • 27 Disgusting Cases of Athletes Puking on the Field

    27 Disgusting Cases of Athletes Puking on the Field

    When you fork over hard-earned cash to attend a major sporting event, the last thing you want to see are athletes puking in the middle of the field during the game. However, from the athlete’s perspective there is nothing to be ashamed of. Being an elite athlete is hard, and sometimes you have to keep going […]

  • 9 Most Infamous Strippers in Sports

    9 Most Infamous Strippers in Sports

    I suspect the title of this list had you at strippers. However, now that you’re here, allow me to explain what we mean by strippers in sports. You see, as you have probably noticed, professional athletes sorta have a “thing” for strippers. Going to strip clubs and paying women to get naked is just something […]

  • 40 Ridiculous Athlete Food Products

    40 Ridiculous Athlete Food Products

    Everyone knows one of the best things about being a professional athlete is getting the to create your very own food products with your likeness on the label. It’s pretty much what every little kid dreams of (right after all the money, cars, houses, and women). Of course, not every pro athlete gets a condiment with his picture on the label. […]

  • Lovable Losers: 11 Of The Worst Winter Olympians Of All-Time

    Lovable Losers: 11 Of The Worst Winter Olympians Of All-Time

    Every time the Olympics roll around we’re guaranteed to see some pretty remarkable performances, and the 2014 Winter Olympics are certainly no different. However, in addition to the great performances by legendary Olympians, your pretty much also guaranteed some really terrible performances by really terrible Olympians. And that’s what we’re going to focus on today: the world’s worst […]

  • 15 Athletes with a Special Fondness for Prostitutes

    15 Athletes with a Special Fondness for Prostitutes

    If there’s one thing that’s become clear to me in the years that I’ve been writing about sports, it’s that athletes generally do not have a difficult time finding love. And of course, by “finding love” I mean finding extremely hot women willing to get busy with and/or marry them. You therefore would not think […]

  • Dante Hitner and 17 Other Athletes Who Changed Their Names

    Dante Hitner and 17 Other Athletes Who Changed Their Names

    After the 49ers’ week 4 destruction of the Rams, the NFL hit San Francisco safety Donte Whitner with a hefty $20,000 fine for what they deemed was an illegal hit on St. Louis receiver Chris Givens. As you would expect, Whitner wasn’t very happy about this, so he did what anyone in his situation would […]

  • 37 Amateur Athlete Fail GIFs

    37 Amateur Athlete Fail GIFs

    It’s no secret that we here at Total Pro Sports love animated GIFs, especially when they show athletes failing miserably at whatever sport they are playing. However, the vast majority of the time, the fail GIFs we show you are professional athletes. That’s mostly because it’s fun to make fun of rich people who are […]

  • 25 Gorgeous Female Athlete GIFs

    25 Gorgeous Female Athlete GIFs

    Gorgeous female athletes are awesome, and animated GIFs are awesome. Combining the two really is a no-brainer, so it’s kind of surprising we haven’t done it until now. However, as the old saying goes, better late than never. Right? Right. But that’s enough chit chat already. You don’t really need me to explain why you should […]

  • 21 Pro Athletes Who Dated Playboy Playmates

    21 Pro Athletes Who Dated Playboy Playmates

    We all know that pro athletes do extraordinarily well with the ladies. There’s just something about being rich and talented that attractive women find irresistible. However, not all athletes have the same taste in women. Some go for exotic supermodels, others find themselves drawn to classy beauty queens, and others still just can’t resist Victoria’s […]

  • 75 Fittest Bodies in Sports

    75 Fittest Bodies in Sports

    All pro athletes are incredibly fit. Well, maybe not all of them. But most. However, some pro athletes are even more fit than others. Maybe they are just genetically gifted, or maybe they are gym rats. But some of these people are physical specimens that just blow you away. And today we’re going to take a stab […]

  • 25 Notable Athlete Musicians

    25 Notable Athlete Musicians

    As we told you about last week, ESPN the Magazine recently released a music-themed issue in which they had famous (and not-so-famous) pro athletes dress up as musicians and recreate iconic photos and album covers. It’s a pretty fun idea, and I’m sure the athletes involved had a great time pretending to be musicians. However, […]

  • Here Are The Best Athlete Halloween Costumes of 2012 (Photos)

    Here Are The Best Athlete Halloween Costumes of 2012 (Photos)

    Every year, it seems, some pro athlete manages to cause a bit of a stir with a questionable Halloween costume. Last year, you might recall, it was Raffi Torres, who went as rapper Jay-Z, complete with blackface makeup. This year’s main offender? Yep, another white hockey player in blackface: Tyler Bozak, who went as the […]

  • 15 Athletes Who Are Really Good At Getting Women Pregnant

    15 Athletes Who Are Really Good At Getting Women Pregnant

    Earlier this week, Los Angeles Angels first baseman Albert Pujols missed a few games because his wife, Deidre, had their fifth child, Esther Grace. My first thought when I heard that was, “yikes, Esther?” Then, my second thought was, “aww, that’s nice, good for them.” And, finally, my third thought was, “wait, just 5 kids […]