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Joe Johnson’s Services Are Being Sold On Craigslist
If your favorite NBA team is in need of a premiere shooting guard, you may be in luck because the services of Joe Johnson are currently being sold on Craigslist for $20,000,000 a year, or $500,000 per hour. Unfortunately, he only provides seasonal work between the months of December and April, and he will not [...]
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The Stat Line of the Night — 4/20/10 — Josh Smith
Known affectionately by his fans as “J-Smoove”, the Atlanta Hawks power forward Josh Smith has been feeling ignored this season. Even though he has been having a ridiculous year, he was overlooked as an All-Star as two of his teammates, Al Horford and Joe Johnson, were selected. Last night he proved why he should not [...]
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Hawks’ Josh Smith Hits A Buzzer Beating Dunk
There may not be a better way to clinch a playoff spot for your team. Time is winding down and the opposition has just tied the game with a three-pointer. With no timeouts left, your guard takes the ball up the court, slashes left and puts up a fad-away jumper that rims out. It looks [...]
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The Stat Line of the Night – 12/02/09 – Atlanta Hawks
Usually in this spot you’ll read of one player’s great performance. But last night the Atlanta Hawks so thoroughly dominated the Raptors that we had to include the whole team.
The Hawks poured it on to win 146-115. It’s the most points they’ve scored in one game since 1993. The big numbers:
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Cheerleading To Porn A Natural Transition For Brandy Blair
A question cheerleaders in the NBA are often confronted with is, “what will you do when you are done cheerleading?” For Briana, the former Atlanta Hawks dancer, the answer to that question was quite simple. PORN! Four months after her contract with the Hawks ended, Briana, a.k.a. Brandy Blair as she is now referred to [...]
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Josh Smith Dunks Over Steve Nash
Total Pro Sports – The first rule that any basketball player is taught is never try to be posterized by an opposing player during a game! Unfortunately this was not the case last night when the Phoenix Suns traveled to Atlanta to face the Hawks. All Canadian Boy Steve Nash was absolutely posterized by the [...]
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NBA Teams Soon To File For Bankruptcy?
Total Pro Sports – I was going over some stats from last nights NBA games and wanted to see the numbers Joe Johnson from the Atlanta Hawks put up for my NBA Fantasy Basketball Team. Joe Johnson had a nice night from the field scoring 26 points, 4 assists and 5 rebounds, could have been [...]
