Tag Archives: baseball

  • Watch Carl Pavano Go Ape Sh*t On A Garbage Can (Video)

    Watch Carl Pavano Go Ape Sh*t On A Garbage Can (Video)

    Minnesota Twins’ starting pitcher Carl Pavano was beaten up by the Kansas City Royals yesterday afternoon to the tune of 12 hits and six earned runs over 5 1/3 innings.  In fact, the only thing to get beaten up worse than Pavano on this day was the garbage can that was forced to bear the […]

  • Andre Ethier Strikes Out, Swears Like A Sailor (Video)

    Andre Ethier Strikes Out, Swears Like A Sailor (Video)

    It appears as though Andre Ethier has gotten so used to making contact with the baseball throughout the duration of his current 24-game hit streak, that anytime he fails to do so, he becomes infuriated with himself. Ethier had a single and a game-winning home run in extra innings yesterday to lead the Los Angeles […]

  • Twenty Percent Of MLB Fans Are Interested In The Andre Ethier Sh*t Streak (Pic)

    Twenty Percent Of MLB Fans Are Interested In The Andre Ethier Sh*t Streak (Pic)

    The 2011 MLB season is still quite young, but among the most interesting story lines that have garnered the attention of the fans throughout the first month are the Rockies’ and Indians’ incredible starts, Jared Weaver’s 6-0 record, and Andre Ethier’s consistent bowel movements. Last time I checked, I believe my sh*t streak was approaching […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 4/25/11 — Ian Kennedy

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 4/25/11 — Ian Kennedy

    Heading into yesterday’s game against the Arizona Diamondbacks, the Philadelphia Phillies were supposed to have a significant advantage in the pitching department as they sent Cliff Lee to the mound.  Lee would go on to allow four earned runs over seven innings, but he was clearly the second best pitcher in this game.  As for […]

  • Indians Mascot Slider Gets Dry-Humped By A Fan (Video)

    Indians Mascot Slider Gets Dry-Humped By A Fan (Video)

    Mascots always seem to have their way with the fans, but here is one case of a fan having his way with a mascot. I’m not quite sure if mascots are protected under the sexual assault laws in Cleveland, but if they are, this drunk Indians fan could find himself doing some hard time for […]

  • Old Lady Catches Home Run Ball, Forced To Throw It Back (Video)

    Old Lady Catches Home Run Ball, Forced To Throw It Back (Video)

    It was great to see the joy on the face of this elderly female Rangers fan after she caught a home run ball at the game last night.  Unfortunately, that home run came off the bat of an Anaheim Angels player, and as the unwritten rules of Rangers Ballpark state, “no fan is permitted to […]

  • Can Someone Explain To Me What Justin Verlander Was Thinking Here? (Video)

    Can Someone Explain To Me What Justin Verlander Was Thinking Here? (Video)

    With a runner on first and no outs in the bottom of the fifth inning during Saturday’s game against the Oakland Athletics, the mind of Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander seemed to be thinking “pickoff attempt,” while his body was thinking “pitch to home plate.”  What would ensue appeared to be a hybrid of both, as […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Weekend Dad

    Picture Of The Day: Weekend Dad

    This dad had his kid for the weekend, and figured what better way to spend the afternoon with the little guy than by taking him to Progessive Field for a game between the Cleveland Indians and the Baltimore Orioles?  That would turn out to be a good idea, as they would get to watch their […]

  • Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    The Texas Rangers only had a one-run lead early in their game against the Seattle Mariners, but I guess that was enough to get this fan excited. Getting fapped by your woman at the game is acceptable.  Fapping yourself, on the other hand, is not, but at least he had the common courtesy to cover […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Caught In The Act?

    Picture Of The Day: Caught In The Act?

    Here is what I do know.  That female in the red low-cut shirt looks awfully drunk, her hand is inappropriately placed on the genital region of the man seated to her left, and that look on her face screams “Oh my God you just caught me in the act!”  What I don’t know is what […]

  • Watch Tim Lincecum Pitch In Slow Motion (Video)

    Watch Tim Lincecum Pitch In Slow Motion (Video)

    Not many people realize the amount of strain and torque a pitcher puts on his body with each pitch he delivers towards home plate.  It may look simple, but each pitch must be delivered with the proper precision in order to maintain pinpoint accuracy and avoid injuries. Few know this better than two-time Cy Young […]