Tag Archives: baseball

  • Mariners Adrian Beltre Out With Torn Testicle

    Mariners Adrian Beltre Out With Torn Testicle

    Total Pro Sports – Injuries are a part of baseball. From shoulder injuries, to concussions, all the way to the dreaded Tommy John surgery for pitchers. Adrian Beltre of the Mariners suffered quite the embarrassing injury the other night. While playing 3rd base, a ground ball hit by the White Sox Alexei Ramirez hit Beltre […]

  • Cubs Fan Throws A Beer At Phillies Shane Victorino [Video]

    Cubs Fan Throws A Beer At Phillies Shane Victorino [Video]

    Total Pro Sports -  From now on expect the unexpected from baseball fans in the Windy City!!!! Yesterday at Wrigley Field in Chicago, the Philadelphia Phillies were in town to take on the hometown Cubs.  What was dubbed as the return to the MLB for starting pitcher Pedro Martinez, turned out to be a game […]

  • Twins Fan Should Learn How To Spell Before Going To College

    Twins Fan Should Learn How To Spell Before Going To College

    Total Pro Sports – It has always intrigued me how the fans who attend sporting events must always bring big bright signs with them for their chance to get on live television. Well last night was the perfect example as a young lady attending a Minnesota Twins game decided to bring a sign to the […]

  • Red Sox Kevin Youkillis Fights Tigers Rick Porcello During Game [Video]

    Red Sox Kevin Youkillis Fights Tigers Rick Porcello During Game [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – In a game filled with many story lines, the bench clearing brawl seemed to be the focal point. Unfortunate for Junichi Tazawa who was making his major league debut for the Red Sox against the Detroit Tigers last night. This young 23 year old has amazingly never played professional baseball up […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/09/09 – Derek Holland

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/09/09 – Derek Holland

    Total Pro Sports – The Texas Rangers were in Los Angeles to take on the Angels, a matchup of the top 2 teams in the American League West saw the Texas Rangers come out ahead winning the game 7-0.  Rookie starting pitcher Derek Holland pitched a complete materpiece, 3 hit, 8 strike out complete game.  […]

  • Lazy Detroit Tigers Fans Will Drink In The Weirdest Ways (Video)

    Lazy Detroit Tigers Fans Will Drink In The Weirdest Ways (Video)

    We have seen Blue Jays fans demonstrate some creative ways to eat a hot dog.  As for drinking cold beverages, we will leave that to this Detroit Tigers fan. In attendance to watch a day game at Detroit’s Comerica Park, this guy got a little creative, finding a way to drink without the trouble of […]

  • Ryan Braun Teams Up With Marisa Miller In Cheesy Remington Commercial

    Ryan Braun Teams Up With Marisa Miller In Cheesy Remington Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – Sex sells.  Ryan Braun, not so much.  The Brewers’ left fielder may want to take some lessons from Washington Capitals’ coach Bruce Boudreau in the future. We found this commercial for the Remington shortcut clipper and as far as cheesy commercials go, this one is at the top of the list.  […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/06/09 – Cliff Lee

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/06/09 – Cliff Lee

    Total Pro Sports – One day after J.A. Happ reassured Phillies’ management that they made the right move in keeping him at the trade deadline, Cliff Lee took to the mound and showed why their decision to opt for him instead of Blue Jays’ ace Roy Halladay may have been the right one.  At a […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/05/09 – J.A. Happ

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/05/09 – J.A. Happ

    Total Pro Sports – Just over a week ago J.A. Happ was rumored to be the centerpiece of a deal that would see the Philadelphia Phillies acquire ace Roy Halladay from the Toronto Blue Jays.  Last night he showed Phillies’ management why they made the right move hanging on to his promising young arm. Coming […]

  • Fan Gets Tased By Cops At Athletics Game

    Fan Gets Tased By Cops At Athletics Game

    Total Pro Sports – Tasers at a baseball game may not be such a bad idea.  I can’t think of a better way to control the fans in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles.  Maybe the Athletics and Oakland police are on to something here. During a ball game against the Texas Rangers last […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/04/09 – Albert Pujols

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/04/09 – Albert Pujols

    Total Pro Sports – During the All-Star break much of the talk was surrounding Albert Pujols‘ great first half and the possibility of him capturing the triple crown.  He has since struggled at the plate and as a result his numbers have take a hit, but last night may have been the night the Cardinals […]

  • Red Sox Fan Loses Bet, Drinks Beer From A Shoe

    Red Sox Fan Loses Bet, Drinks Beer From A Shoe

    Total Pro Sports – The dark days in Red Sox Nation continue.  Just last week we heard news of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez tested positive for steroids in 2003, one year prior to the Sox long awaited World Series Championship (which prompted the creation of a Boston Cheat party song).  Now it seems as […]

  • Phillies Fan Throws Bitch Slap In San Fran

    Phillies Fan Throws Bitch Slap In San Fran

    Total Pro Sports – Most people will tell you that Philadelphia is one of the toughest places to watch a game for opposing fans.  I guess these two Phillies fans left that toughness back home. During Thursday’s game at AT&T Park between the San Francisco Giants and the Philadelphia Phillies (who are both no stranger […]

  • Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb […]