Tag Archives: baseball

  • Red Sox Fan Loses Bet, Drinks Beer From A Shoe

    Red Sox Fan Loses Bet, Drinks Beer From A Shoe

    Total Pro Sports – The dark days in Red Sox Nation continue.  Just last week we heard news of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez tested positive for steroids in 2003, one year prior to the Sox long awaited World Series Championship (which prompted the creation of a Boston Cheat party song).  Now it seems as […]

  • Phillies Fan Throws Bitch Slap In San Fran

    Phillies Fan Throws Bitch Slap In San Fran

    Total Pro Sports – Most people will tell you that Philadelphia is one of the toughest places to watch a game for opposing fans.  I guess these two Phillies fans left that toughness back home. During Thursday’s game at AT&T Park between the San Francisco Giants and the Philadelphia Phillies (who are both no stranger […]

  • Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb […]

  • An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker.  No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one.  New York held […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/30/09 – Johan Santana

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/30/09 – Johan Santana

    Total Pro Sports – Not much has gone right for the New York Mets this season as injuries have pactically decimated the club, but thanks to a strong performance from Johan Santana yesterday theyfound themselves working on a five game winning streak that put them only two games under .500.  Unfortunately, the streak would eventually […]

  • Fans At Angel Stadium Exchange Beers, Punches In Fight

    Fans At Angel Stadium Exchange Beers, Punches In Fight

    Total Pro Sports – It is one of the greatest sins a baseball fan can commit while watching a game.  After paying somewhere around $10 for those overpriced beers they sell at ballgames these days, to just waste it by throwing it on another fan is ludicrous.  If you are going to fight, then fight […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/29/09 – Joba Chamberlain

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/29/09 – Joba Chamberlain

    Total Pro Sports – Playing against a division rival with the opportunity to increase their lead in the AL East, the New York Yankees sent Joba Chamberlain to the mound and got just the type of performance they were looking for.  It was more than enough to assure the Yanks the victory over the Tampa […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/28/09 – Cole Hamels

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/28/09 – Cole Hamels

    Total Pro Sports – With the Philadelphia Phillies in trade talks with the Toronto Blue Jays for their ace Roy Halladay, Cole Hamels went out last night against the Arizona Diamondbacks and reminded the club of the talent on the mound they already possess.  Should a deal be reached between the two teams, a Hamels-Halladay […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/27/09 – Josh Willingham

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/27/09 – Josh Willingham

    Total Pro Sports – It took a great night to outperform Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum, who went nine solid innings allowing only two runs on four hits, while striking out a career high fifteen batters.  Washington Nationals right-fielder John Willingham was up to the task, having an incredible night at the plate as he led […]

  • Delwyn Young Makes Catch Of The Year, Ump Doesn’t Think So [Video]

    Delwyn Young Makes Catch Of The Year, Ump Doesn’t Think So [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Luckily Tim Lincecum was on the mound for the San Francisco Giants, preventing any sort of increased controversy over this blown call.  Whether the incredible barehanded catch made by the Pittsburgh Pirates’ Delwyn Young will be considered for catch of the year nominations remains in question after second base umpire Dale […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/26/09 – Justin Morneau

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/26/09 – Justin Morneau

    Total Pro Sports – Justin Morneau got the Twins’ bats started in the first, and they never looked back from there, beating up on Ervin Sanatana and the Los Angeles Angels bullpen.  When it was all said and done, it was the Twins who would take the important victory by a convincing score of 10-1. […]

  • Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    While pitchers are throwing perfect games at the south end of Chicago, those guys in the north are still trying to figure out those tricky baseball hats.  We already knew they could be a little crazy at times, and their hygiene may be of question at times, but we never suspected plain stupidity. We are […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/23/09 – Mark Buehrle

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/23/09 – Mark Buehrle

    Total Pro Sports – This one was a no-brainer.  Yesterday afternoon Mark Buehrle took the mound against the Tampa Bay Rays at U.S. Cellular Field.  Twenty-seven of their players stepped into the batters box to face him and they all went down, one by one as he became only the 18th pitcher in MLB history […]