Tag Archives: baseball

  • Tim Lincecum Has Some Stoner Lessons For Us All (Video)

    Tim Lincecum Has Some Stoner Lessons For Us All (Video)

    Earlier this month, Giants pitcher and National League Cy Young award winner Tim Lincecum was busted for possession of marijuana. Now he has some lessons for all the children out there looking to follow in his footsteps, but it is not the type of response most parents were likely hoping for.

    “Lesson One. Getting Baked.”

  • Derek Jeter Dresses Like a Homeless Man

    Derek Jeter Dresses Like a Homeless Man

    Don’t worry, Derek Jeter isn’t actually homeless.  In fact, he could probably buy and sell you 100 times without batting an eye.  The Jeter you see pictured here in a goofy, floppy wig is just being staged for a movie.  Jeter has been loved by his adoring fans as Mr. Smooth and a gazillionaire since […]

  • New Twins Commercial Features Joe Mauer in Bubble Wrap (Video)

    New Twins Commercial Features Joe Mauer in Bubble Wrap (Video)

    The Minnesota Twins are finally leaving what is arguably the worst stadium in Major League Baseball, the Metrodome, for a brand new field.  The new state-of-the-art facility will be known as Target Field and will finally allow the Twins to play on a field that doesn’t feel like a giant landfill. To commemorate this new […]

  • It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A Derek Jeter Fan!!!

    It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A Derek Jeter Fan!!!

    The only thing better than watching your favorite home town sports team win their league’s championship is going to the parade a few days later.  With thousands of fans in attendance looking to cheer on their newly found heroes, and some even willing to put on a show, these types of events are simply a […]

  • Tim Lincecum Busted for Weed

    Tim Lincecum Busted for Weed

    Most of the baseball news these days has revolved around the World Series.  Not any longer.  Former Cy Young pitcher Tim Lincecum is making headlines this week as well.  Unfortunately its not for anything positive (except maybe a drug test, you see what I did there?). In a report yesterday, it was revealed that Lincecum […]

  • 2009 World Series Championship Hats Make Strange Statement

    2009 World Series Championship Hats Make Strange Statement

    The hats worn by Yankee players last night were…interesting to say the least.  Those hats, created for the Yankees to honor their World Series Championship, had an interesting symbol on the back.  Before we start, if it were me wearing strange merchandise after the Series, it would be those Phillies World Series t-shirts that were […]

  • Spank Him Yanks – Daddy To Whup Pedro Tonight

    Spank Him Yanks – Daddy To Whup Pedro Tonight

    When Pedro Martinez takes the mound tonight for the Philadelphia Phillies during game six of the World Series in front of a hostile New York crowd, you can expect to hear them reminding the former Red Sox pitcher who his daddy is. But just in case he forgot, the New York Post was kind enough […]

  • Last Night’s Phillies Victory Means We May Get To See More Fights

    Last Night’s Phillies Victory Means We May Get To See More Fights

    Last night’s 8-6 win by the Phillies means the World Series will now shift back to New York for game six on Wednesday, and quite possibly game seven on Thursday.  It also means hostilities between the fans of both clubs will continue to escalate. That can only mean one thing.  More fighting! It is not […]

  • Phillies World Series Merchandise Advertisement A Bit Too Early?

    Phillies World Series Merchandise Advertisement A Bit Too Early?

    After winning the National League Championship Series against the Los Angeles Dodgers, Phillies fans were overcome with a great deal of joy, and perhaps even a bit of lust. Now they can’t wait to take home the World Series against the New York Yankees.  Only problem is they currently find themselves down three games to […]

  • Baseball Prospect Aroldis Chapman is Loving America

    Baseball Prospect Aroldis Chapman is Loving America

    Aroldis Chapman is the next big prospect in baseball.  He is a Cuban phenom that has been courted by some of the biggest baseball markets in America.  He is as highly touted as Wieters was for the Orioles, if not more so.  The agency representing him is called Athletes Premier International and is looking to […]

  • Yankees Fan Expresses Loyalty Through Crazy Motorized Wheelchair

    Yankees Fan Expresses Loyalty Through Crazy Motorized Wheelchair

    Total Pro Sports- The complete and full expression of fanhood is to wear your team’s colors on your sleeve, literally.  That means that everywhere you go, no matter what, people will know who you support.  Then there’s going a step further, or a few steps further in this case. An elderly man who is tragically […]

  • Mayor Bloomberg Can Only Dream of a Championship

    Mayor Bloomberg Can Only Dream of a Championship

    Total Pro Sports- The Yankees are finally back in the World Series after a nice hiatus.  Whether you love them or hate them, you have to admit they definitely deserve to be there.  They had the best all-around team in the American League and maybe in all of baseball this year.  That is, until they […]

  • Phillies Fan Dry Humps Hot Reporter on Live TV (Video)

    Phillies Fan Dry Humps Hot Reporter on Live TV (Video)

    Total Pro Sports – Every once in a while, life presents us with the unique opportunity to achieve those “15 minutes of fame” that Andy Warhol was talking about during one of his many drug-induced prophecies. Depending upon the circumstances, many people resist the temptation of fame and go on about their relatively safe and […]

  • Crazy Philly Fans Do Crazy Things After NLCS Win

    Crazy Philly Fans Do Crazy Things After NLCS Win

    Total Pro Sports- A wild and inappropriate story about Philadelphia fans is not out of the ordinary.  A story about Philly fans that makes you laugh without cringing is rare however.  Last night amid the partying and celebrating, Philly fans let their joy spill out unfiltered.  I mean literally unfiltered.  Somehow this post has nothing […]

  • Sonny Forriest Jr. Is The Phillies Good Luck Charm

    Sonny Forriest Jr. Is The Phillies Good Luck Charm

    Total Pro Sports – There are plenty of different ways to show some love for your favorite sports team.  Some prefer a classic tatto of their hometown team’s logo, while others have gone with a complete makeover of their vehicle, paintjob and all.  Then there is Sonny Forriest Jr., who can be seen in the […]