Tag Archives: baseball

  • Citi Field Toilets Are No Place For A Woman’s Arm

    Citi Field Toilets Are No Place For A Woman’s Arm

    Total Pro Sports – If you are at Citi Field and your gold tooth gets flushed down the toilet, let it be.  Not only is it likely contaminated with the leftovers released by drunk and over-filled Mets fans, but your arm may also get trapped by the ultra-low-flow toilets at the stadium.  One woman found […]

  • Brewers Fan’s Strip Show Cut Short By Security

    Brewers Fan’s Strip Show Cut Short By Security

    Total Pro Sports -  The Brewers are leading the NL Central with a 25-14 record, and that means the fans have plenty to cheer about.  One fan took that cheering to the next level.  Not even the threat of security was enough to keep this guy’s clothes on.  But it was just enough to prevent him […]

  • ARod Makes Trade, Madonna For Kate Hudson.

    ARod Makes Trade, Madonna For Kate Hudson.

    Total Pro Sports – When its not steroids, its women making front page news of the Alex Rodriguez headlines.  After sitting out the first month of the season recovering from an injury, ARod has been trying to bounce back and put the off-season steroid talk behind him.  What better way to deflect some attention than […]

  • George Brett Has A Foul-Mouthed Rampage

    George Brett Has A Foul-Mouthed Rampage

    Total Pro Sports – An ecstatic, angry, in-your-face attitude is not something people haven’t seen from George Brett, the former Kansas City Royal star.  But I was pretty sure we all thought that ended with his baseball career.  With no more pine tar incidents, who would he get to yell at like that again?

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/18/09 – Jack Wilson

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/18/09 – Jack Wilson

    Total Pro Sports – In a game that few were likely interested in, one man still managed a performance worthy of recognition.  In a battle between what have been two perennial bottom-feeders (and that is unlikely to change this year), Jack Wilson had a strong night at the plate to give his Pittsburgh Pirates the […]

  • Rookie Coghlan’s First Home Run Ball Held Ransom

    Rookie Coghlan’s First Home Run Ball Held Ransom

    Total Pro Sports – On Wednesday night, Florida Marlins rookie, Chris Coghlan, hit his first career home run.  Unfortunately he did it in Milwaukee where Nick Yohanek, also known as “The Happy Youngster”, is regularly in attendance.

  • Blue Jays Fans Are Also Umpires

    Blue Jays Fans Are Also Umpires

    Total Pro Sports – The Toronto Blue Jays have been having a great season thus far, and we think we know why.  Not only has their hitting and pitching been strong, but they also appear to be getting the calls from the ump behind home plate.

  • Texas Rangers’ Biggest Fan Ready For The World Series

    Texas Rangers’ Biggest Fan Ready For The World Series

    Total Pro Sports – Although the players are supposed to be the one’s entertaining the fans, sometimes it is the fans themselves who take such responsibilities.  You may have seen the fans in Toronto and Florida do a great job at this.  Next up?  This Texas Rangers fan is ready to step to the plate. […]

  • Scott Kazmir’s Offdays Include Cotton Candy

    Scott Kazmir’s Offdays Include Cotton Candy

    Total Pro Sports – What better way to watch your team beat the hapless Orioles than doing so with a nice bag of pink cotton candy in your hand.  Now that’s Scott Kazmir’s idea of a perfect day off. Last pitching on Saturday, when he got the win versus the Red Sox, Kazmir is not scheduled to […]

  • Softball Pitcher Takes Comebacker To The Head

    Softball Pitcher Takes Comebacker To The Head

    Total Pro Sports – Softball may not be known as one of the more dangerous sports, but there may be nothing scarier than when a ball it lined back at the pitcher’s head.  That was the scene at a local softball game. This come backer was too fast for the female pitcher and before she […]

  • Interested In Buying Yankee Dirt?

    Interested In Buying Yankee Dirt?

    Total Pro Sports – In another crazy sports sale, the dirt from Yankee stadium is being sold for $80.  That is $80 for a small coin shaped capsule of dirt from the last game at Yankee Stadium.  That might not seem to far fetched, but how about hearing that after learning that the dirt can […]

  • Phillies Jayson Werth Steals Home

    Phillies Jayson Werth Steals Home

    Total Pro Sports – He had already stolen 2nd and 3rd, and he was only 90 feet away from adding some insurance with his team up 4-3, bases loaded, two outs.  Why not steal home?  That was the question on Jayson Werth’s mind.

  • Andre Ethier Refuses Pics On Photo Day!…Huh?

    Andre Ethier Refuses Pics On Photo Day!…Huh?

    Total Pro Sports – It couldn’t have been the result of a bad hair day.  But the man was wearing a hat.  Maybe he doesn’t like being in photos.  But the guy plays baseball on national television, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t say that to Upper Deck photographers when they snap a pic for his […]

  • Man Makes History As First Streaker At Citi Field

    Man Makes History As First Streaker At Citi Field

    Total Pro Sports – Last night, history was made at Citi Field.  Playing in their new home, the Mets won the game 4-3 in ten innings, but that performance had nothing to do with the historic night.  Instead, it was all on the shoulders of Craig C., the first streaker at the new ballpark. The […]

  • Call The Doc, A-Rod Needs A Shot

    Call The Doc, A-Rod Needs A Shot

    Total Pro Sports – On Tuesday night the New York Yankees traveled to Toronto to take on the first place Blue Jays. This is not an error.  These Jays are for real and leading the American League East with a 23-12 record. Tonight’s game was dubbed the battle of former teammates, with the Yankees A.J. Burnett up […]