Tag Archives: basketball
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Marko Jaric Is Being Investigated For Sexual Assault
Total Pro Sports – Last month Marko Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. A month later he finds himself being accused of Sexual Assault. Go Figure!
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Chris Bosh Plays The Weatherman On CTV
Total Pro Sports – Chris Bosh of the Toronto Raptors was offered and accepted the chance to play the weatherman on Toronto’s news station CTV on Thursday. He was offered the spot because longtime weatherman Dave Devall announced his retirement. The station has been slotting in celebrities ever since,
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Rafer Alston Likes Eating Popcorn During The Game
Total Pro Sports – Last night the Orlando Magic clinched a playoff spot after beating the Chicago Bulls 107-79. “Tony Battie had 18 points and eight rebounds, and the Orlando Magic got a big boost from the bench to clinch a playoff spot with a 107-79 win over the Chicago Bulls on Wednesday night. J.J. [...]
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NBA Power Rankings: Week 15
Ending March 11th Total Pro Sports – What a Disaster!! Oh the Carnage!! Oh the Humanity!!! I doubt that there has never been a case like this in the TPS NBA Power Rankings. As a result of their five-game losing streak and their dwindling chances to attain a playoff berth all but gone, the Suns [...]
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Casey Weber Hits A 90 Foot Buzzer Beater
Total Pro Sports – We have been honored yet again with another High School Basketball highlight. This past Friday March 6th during the Section Finals game, Dayton Christian faced off against Arcanum at the University of Dayton Arena. During the game guard Casey Weber of Dayton Christian High School threw up a prayer and nailed [...]
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Obama To Recruit For Oregon State?
Total Pro Sports- Having a tough time thinking about whether to go to Oregon State or Southern California? Maybe not at first, but how about after receiving a call from President Barack Obama telling you to go pick Oregon State. That’s right! The President himself may be making recruitment calls for the Oregon State Beavers [...]
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NBA Power Rankings for Week: uh . . . (Yeah It’s Been THAT Long)
Ending (March 4th) Total Pro Sports – Hello everybody! Let me introduce myself. My name is Jeffrey Thompson and I will be one of the new writers here at Total Pro Sports. You can catch some of my work on my site JTsHoopsBlog. I am very excited as this is my first my first article [...]
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LeBron James Farts Are Silent But Deadly
Total Pro Sports – Yes, even professional athletes like to drop a little gas while they are working. A common thing at the workplace, how many times have you farted or wanted to fart at work????
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Shawn Marion: A Good Move In More Ways Than One
Total Pro Sports – At the beginning of this year, I thought how Chris Bosh and Jermaine O’Neal could form a version somewhat like that of the twin towers in San Antonio, when the “Admiral” David Robinson and Tim Duncan dominated down low for quite a few years. As a writer it is often hard [...]
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Knicks Sending Spike Out To Scout King James?
Total Pro Sports- In a couple years, the NBA will go through what may be the most interesting free agency period ever (possibly in any sport at any time).
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DC Comics is Krypto-Nate’s Kryptonite
Total Pro Sports- Krypto-Nate may have been able to defeat Superman at the NBA’s Slam Dunk Competition during All-Star weekend, but it took only days before he found his match. After 5’7 Nate Robinson won the contest dressed up as Superman’s (or in this case Dwight Howard’s) Kryptonite, the NBA made plans to release t-shirts [...]
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This Week in TPSports…McGuire Mania (Mar 2/09)
Total Pro Sports- Hope you all brought your earplugs for this addition of This Week in TPSports. With the NHL trade deadline coming at 3pm EST on Wednesday, there will be ample that day across major Canadian sport stations, and that means plenty of Pierre McGuire, Darren Dreger, Steve Kouleas and Nick Kypreos. Deadline Day [...]
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Barack Obama Enjoys A Beer At The Wizards Game
Total Pro Sports – That’s rite President Barack Obama is a regular human being just like you and me!!!! Once and a while he enjoys a cold beer in public.
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Charles Barkley Has A New TV Show
Total Pro Sports – This past month Charles Barkley has been all over the news for the wrong reasons. He was pulled over for running a stop sign in Scottsdale, Arizona and arrested for DUI. His excuse for the police officer was that he was in a rush for oral sex!!!! Yes, that’s Charles for [...]
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Marko Jaric Is One Lucky Guy
Total Pro Sports – Marko Jaric is officially my leader, idol, hero, basically call it what you what, he is number one in my books and now my new favorite basketball player (thats right even better then Michael Jordan). Why you ask??????? Simply because Marko Jaric has married his longtime girlfriend Adriana Lima. I mean [...]
