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  • Rivaldo, Brazilian Soccer Legend, Urges People Not to Attend Brazil Olympics

    Rivaldo, Brazilian Soccer Legend, Urges People Not to Attend Brazil Olympics

    Citing crime and political unrest (but not mentioning the ecological messes abundant in the country), soccer legend Rivaldo has urged all foreigners planning on attending the Brazil Olympics this summer to just stay home. He said publicly: “Things are getting uglier here every day. I advise everyone with plans to visit Brazil for the Olympics […]

  • Neymar Tries Jersey Exchange with Ref, Gets Rejected (Video)

    Neymar Tries Jersey Exchange with Ref, Gets Rejected (Video)

    It’s common practice after international soccer games for players to take off their shirts and exchange them with members of the other team so everybody has a memento. Obviously, it’s a bigger deal for the guys from smaller countries who play world-class teams with superstar players only a handful of times in their careers. But […]

  • This Brazilian Player Protests Call by Pulling Down His Shorts (Video)

    This Brazilian Player Protests Call by Pulling Down His Shorts (Video)

    I’m not sure what injustice this player suffered to protest in this manner, so I can’t really speak to his guilt or innocence. Though I can say that if this Brazilian player was cited for conspiracy to commit PG-13 nudity on the field of play, he’s guilty as charged, and should be taken away. Here’s […]

  • Brazilian Soccer Mascot Flips Out, Spikes Head on the Ground (Video)

    Brazilian Soccer Mascot Flips Out, Spikes Head on the Ground (Video)

    Mascots are not supposed to get wrapped up in the game. In fact, they exist for the exact opposite reason. They’re supposed to help keep things light and airy, making buffoons of themselves and entertaining little kids. (Or, on occasion, tackling them.) Unfortunately, nobody told that to Brazilian soccer mascot O Vovô, or “The Grandpa,” […]

  • A Brazilian Soccer Ref Actually Pulled out a Gun on the Field (Video)

    A Brazilian Soccer Ref Actually Pulled out a Gun on the Field (Video)

    It’s not like the NFL and other American sports are without their (serious) problems, but it never ceases to amaze me what can go on during soccer games throughout the world. Fans starting fires, fights, more fights, and now, a Brazilian soccer ref turned the field into a Tarantino film by pulling out a pistol. […]

  • Neymar Wins $20,000 in Online Poker Thanks to Royal Flush (Pic)

    Neymar Wins $20,000 in Online Poker Thanks to Royal Flush (Pic)

    If you play poker and you’ve ever been dealt a royal flush, chances are it did not win you $20,000. That’s how much it won Neymar, though. This week, just days after he hosted his very own charity poker tournament at the European Poker Tour in Barcelona, the 23-year-old Brazilian soccer superstar was playing poker […]

  • Neymar Headbutt Results in Red Card vs. Colombia (Video)

    Neymar Headbutt Results in Red Card vs. Colombia (Video)

    Neymar got off to an incredible start at this year’s Copa America tournament in Chile, scoring a goal and setting up another during Brazil’s 2-1 win in their opening match against Peru.  It looked like this could be the moment when the 23-year-old forward finally leads his country to a major tournament victory (and no, […]

  • Neymar Did This to Peru at Copa America (Videos)

    Neymar Did This to Peru at Copa America (Videos)

    Brazil beat Peru by a score of 2-1 during their opening match at the 2015 Copa America tournament, and they have Neymar to thank for their first three points. The Barcelona striker scored the opening goal for his country, and at times he seemed flat-out unstoppable.  Here’s one of those times, as he danced around a couple […]

  • Brazilian Soccer Player Flips Off His Own Fans, Gets Ejected (Video)

    Brazilian Soccer Player Flips Off His Own Fans, Gets Ejected (Video)

    This is Fabricio. Fabricio is a Brazilian soccer player who plays for Internacional in the Campeonato Gaucho (top flight state competition) and the Campeonato Brasileiro Série A (top flight national competition). What’s probably obvious to you after looking at the screen shot above is that Fabricio is not happy with somebody. What’s probably less obvious […]

  • Female Linesman in Brazil Snaps on Whining Player (Video)

    Female Linesman in Brazil Snaps on Whining Player (Video)

    Ponte Preta forward Biro Biro thought he could stand there and voice his anger over a call on the field without having to deal with some backlash from the female linesman (lineswoman?). He was wrong. Watch as lineswoman Tatiane Sacilotti puts the 20-year-old Brazilian in his place after he tries to aggressively dispute her decision […]

  • Chuck Norris Lookalike Tied Up and Robbed in Brazil

    Chuck Norris Lookalike Tied Up and Robbed in Brazil

    A Chuck Norris lookalike in Brazil suffered a fate usually reserved for characters played by the actual Chuck Norris after being tied up and robbed in his home. Unfortunately, the Chuck Norris lookalike, named Norberto Tavares de Lira, wasn’t able to put on a denim shirt with uzis strapped to it to get revenge. However, the […]